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salmonandsoup: darkpuck: voodoogecko: everkings: zimothy: This is one if my favorite vines I just laughed for 10 minutes Classic. Juan: “Juanita!”Juanita: “I go to church now, and I am in love with Jesus.”Juan: “Jesus.” Juan: “Jesús!
My New Years resolution is to shut up
weloveshortvideos: When you catch yourself about to curse in front of your parents
an open letter to the inventor of bread
thehoneybeewitch: fairie-prince: I don’t know what this is but same this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date
sassafrasjungle: #the poison#the poison for kuzco#the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco#kuzco’s poison#that poison
thatsthat24: moose-shampoo: why is he so relatable i like to balance my anxiety with puns
actualfurrytrash: airbenderedacted: verygoodbadcore: That one time I decided to make a compilation of every instance in which someone in Portal 2 says the word “test” or any variation. I’M LOSING MY SHIT last month of school
astrologyofstars: i-am-the-karkat-media-worldwide: blannybuns: coffeeinmybeard: jake-clark: autumngracy: cumaeansibyl: seekers-whoarelovers: museedart: Truth Coming Out of Her Well to Shame Mankind, 1896 by Jean-Léon Gérôme I’ve been thinking
notkatniss: “when it comes to swag there’s no gender”
crownsforusall: seeklight: This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP That boy short-circuited
thatsthat24: saathiray: I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me These two exist in our actual world,
oswinstark: wayhaughtt: Traveling back to 2011 “So you’re from the future”“The year 2016″“So the world’s not gunna end in 2012!”“Ha! Well, you’re gunna wish it did”
strangeparker: christian memes are a thing I wasn’t ready to stumble upon
risarodil: Abbey and I fused our love for lettering and Harry Potter to create these new posters for the four Hogwarts houses. Just in time for Harry Potter’s & JK Rowling’s birthday, too! © Risa Rodil x Abbey SyWhat house are you sorted in?
vulpx: we tried to fight back but they were too strong
imabritrom: thomas-sanders-with-vine: Quickest Way to Change My Mind
songsforgorgons: Letters between the artists Beatrice Fenton (1887-1983, top right) and Marjorie Martinet (1886-1981, bottom left), lovers of fifty years. Archives of American Art, Smithsonian. “… I would pour out to you the tenderest and the
officialcrow: sacrifice to the high priest imhotep
jackrusso: didsomeonesayadventure: carrie-onn: @ anyone who tries to tell you theatre is easy I’ve watched this like 5 times. God bless you kids backstage. Literally what I do for a living. So stressful, but so rewarding!
my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption
boredpanda: Beware Of Dog: They Will Lick You To Death
trashpandaballs: eclipsed-pendulum: i saw it and i hAD TO MAKE A QUICK ANIMATION original audio Imcryingsomeoneactuallydrawthis
catsbeaversandducks: awesome-picz: Cats Who Just Realized You Took Them To The Vet “NO.”
phil0kalia: perissologist: zerostigma: I just remembered how hilarious it was to watch this shit on national television. remember when we thought THIS was wild How was the world so pure 4 years ago
thepriceismeg: If your default mental photo of Marilyn Monroe is an over-saturated glamour shot of her with her mouth open, please take a moment to replace it with this one of her giving zero f***s about some bears eating garbage.
saddy-taco: cooliosis: He looks so disappointed. Like he realized the life he was condemned to. Rebirth.
thatsthat24: blaeddelrunner: phantoms-lair: digg: she’s like a beautiful norse god come to life and she controls the cows she’s actually Swedish artist and singer Jonna Jinton and she’s singing Kulning, an ancient Swedish herding call
thebootydiaries: unicornlolz13: thebootydiaries: scatmanticore: thebootydiaries: i lov my friends on tumboler dot come :) drinking game: every time someone takes @thebootydiaries‘s posts as an affront, take a shot of vodka do u want people to
doc-rick-a106:reblog if this is relevant to you.
generation-something: charlesoberonn: This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years. this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head
a question to the skate board side of tumblr
madame-raccoon: rainbowbarnacle: gunzonyatmblr: melaninmedicine: me-and-my-beard: HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE The mom is so pissed The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did poor lil wobbly legs
thetrippytrip: reblog if you want lesbian farmers to invade the rural south
nudelinselphia: youhavetofarmatleast: an addition to the ice cream discourse,
drunkygoesonadventures: dontbearuiner: I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr. It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram
babesargent: remember the white dress i wore all through that film? george came up to me the first day of filming, took one look at the dress and said: “you can’t wear a bra under that dress.”“ok, i’ll bite,” i said. “why?” and he said:
trashpandaballs: underrateddoormatt:I like to think that this isn’t the first time THIS has happened@trashpandaballs pfffftt— at least they love their boss
scarfattack: armedandgayngerous: psychopass: insane-mathematician: If philosophy was more like this today i would sign up immediately Philosophy back then was something else the ancestral shitposter Alexander went to speak with Diogenes and offer
weloveshortvideos:When your mom calls you and asks you what you want to eat
Sometimes she needs to be punished…hard!
zohbugg: YES SAURON, LORD OF MORDOR, WILL HAVE THE HERB CRUSTED SALMON FILET PLEASE. AND THIS IS SAURON’S CHEAT DAY SO SAURON WILL TREAT HIMSELF TO THE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY TRUFFLE CHEESECAKE. SAURON DESERVES IT.
lucianite: youarelookingatthis: There needs to be a live action version of this starring Neil Patrick Harris and Robert Downey Jr. Oh god yes. It’s been ages since I’ve seen this movie, and even I think that that’s a good idea/
A new look on an old photo that was left over from a past set. There’s just something to be said for how a great pair of jeans can make asses and legs look so good. I’ll get new content up soon. Just kind of stuck on a block at the moment.
cheshire-cat-lenalee2: nevillesremembrall: ophemila: shadicasper: #BreakingStereotypes I love this photo set so much Stereotypes need to be broken because they are bullcrap. Sooo many types of people.
Charles wanders through a haunted house after losing a bet. One night is not that long. Hearing footsteps behind him, he turns around only to be blinded by a flashlight, still thinking it’s just a friendly prank.
NICE!!! love to hear a women cum as watch as cause it and see it
wet-for-you-babe: Anyone want to taste me? Tell me you dont just wanna clean up that pretty pink pussy.. Ohhh MY that is nice
feelmetouchme: So wet so early… ;) OH i want to taste so bad
pdm121968: “Oh, Daddy! My little pussy is ready to cum!”
xxxsaraxoxo: As per request, wet hand from masturbating ;) —-Some girls Know how to have fun!!——
couple1985: Please Cum (When It Hurts) NOt sure what to make of this.. she is pretty damn nice that is all i can say
exhibitionistatheart: you know you want it…. ♥ —this woman is so damn sexy to me.. and this is WOW!!!
stickyknickers: Sticky butterflySubmitted by an anonymous follower to stickyknickers
i hear there needs to be more quality lapidot fluff
lilliaslut: We cunts need to be peed on regularly so that we never get the wrong impression that we are worth more than an object. The only difference between us and a toilet bowl is that we should suck the man’s dick after he peed and say thank you.
Anon answers under the cut! If you asked me an anonymous question between Thursday and now, the answer is likely right here.Let’s start with Malachite Sadness Corner Pt. 2Okay, I have a few points for y’all:There’s no need to be sad about Malachite
I need to be hit so badly
What am I doing not doing what I’m supposed to be doing
