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julian2006: ghostguest: julian2006: why do so many men speak to you like they’re giving a ted talk I need a frame of reference here go and find the nearest man who’s read one book and talk to him
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
icouldntfindanyotherusername: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE
woman-respecter:woman-respecter:its really easy to overlook if you’re a christian but america is a fucking theocracy. seperation of church and state is a lie so much is dictated by christianityi made this post cause i was salty about my nearest pizza
randomitemdrop:doedipus:high concept magic item: a cursed shirt that changes to look like a souvenir tee for whatever the nearest city is, guaranteeing you’ll always be taken for a touristItem: Tunic of the Eternal Tourist
charlesoberonn: toomanynamessoipickthis: vaporwavesimulator: *gas mask breathing noises* you know where the nearest taco bell is *muffled plague doctor mask noises* down the block to the left Ahead of their time
e99whites: me: sends a risky message me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and
cutiepiesub:Wearing a skirt and thigh highs with no panties around the house for your dom. Teasing them by bending down showing your pretty little pussy, until they finally had enough and fuck you on the nearest piece of furniture
vinylhunt: “The Ways of a Woman in Love” b/w “You’re the Nearest Thing to Heaven” #JohnnyCash and the Tennessee Two (Sun 302, 1958) #vinyl #record #single #45 #45rpm #nowplaying #nowspinning #onmyturntable #vinyligclub
jerseydaddy-littleprincess: Good Morning Minors. Please leave by way of the nearest exit and come back when you’re 18. 🌹👑
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 3 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.
scoots-a-loo replied to your post: does anyone know how to size DOWN pixe… have you tried using nearest neighbour but ONLY percentage multiples of 100? yes but again that only works when sizing UP, im afraid im just going to have to either start
watchagora: The “Fire” version of @arminstrom ‘s One Week Pure Skeleton, in Rose Gold, with ruthenium-coloured bridges and brown PVD-coated mainplate. Beautiful in pictures, wonderful in real life. You need to find your nearest Armin Strom retailer
ogrepunk: making a boy hard in public, pulling him to the nearest empty area and making him grind on your thigh while you make fun of him amiright
restlesslyaspiring: fucking-tom-hiddleston: k-lionheart: continualsanitynotlikely: If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of these And wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE
restlesslyaspiring:fucking-tom-hiddleston:k-lionheart:continualsanitynotlikely:If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseAnd wear it to the nearest major city SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA
Also, it’s St. Patricks Day today so in honour of all the Irish people in the world you need to pick up the nearest alcoholic beverage and drink it. And then find more alcohol. And probably put something green on, just do it.
