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themitchme: Christian Hogue by Rick Day In case of an emergency, just follow your programming and find the nearest vehicle. You’ll be charged up in a matter of minutes.
cuddlyxmedics: khatmedic2: sir-antlers: dertodesgott: markingatlightspeed: ashypeen: askthesuperseriousmedic: unless-its-a-farm: derrierevous: therabbitsoldier: ‘I said to him, sir, that you couldn’t find me guilty of the offense
nearest of you // Valeria
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Nearest of you / Margherita
The Nearest of you / Zenit
Nearest of you / Francesca
tvrbulence: 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest text message from
solatrap: tvrbulence: 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest text
chvmpagne-and-gasoline: 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your latest
anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry: I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.
fawun: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
grim-reaping: flowersforone: ayalaatreides: did-you-kno: If your nearest Waffle House is closed, you should probably run. Because the 24-hour chains only shut down during absolute devastation, FEMA unofficially determines the severity of natural
young-replica: young-replica: Hello everybody! How are you all doing! Need anything purged? Those stupid undead don’t ever learn haha! Do any of you know where the nearest town to raid ehh I mean the gift shop I need ehhh Jesus fridge magnets.
sixpenceee: wouldisurviveanuke.com is an interactive google map that shows if you would survive a nuclear bomb or not if it was dropped into the nearest city to you. It shows what would happen to you depending on the type of bomb dropped.
Eggsy dragging Harry out of the office late one night, right out of the classy part of town to the nearest Burger King. They’ve both gotten into the whiskey before leaving and Eggsy can’t resist grabbing Harry (Arthur, his King, it’s
light can travel a distance of 93 million miles in 8 seconds. can you conceive the distance that is 93 million miles? can you imagine something clearing that distance in 8 seconds? well that’s how fast light is. now the nearest celestial body to
rwfan11: ….when he just can’t take it any more!…… From here you have one of two options: 1> Reach for a towel 2> Grab a drink for a chaser! ……..this depends on how dirty you would like to be tonight!… haha ***reaches for the nearest
martyzart: Patreon WIP (P) Just something that you should expect in the nearest future =)Special thanks to everyone who support me on Patreon =) If you like my art, you can support me on my Patreon page https://www.patreon.com/MartyZ =) Any little
vulcan-screw-up: gotnothinleft: aaandnowtheweather: gotnothinleft: angry social justice kirk You people are so fucking insane wtf is this shit like okay good points but of all of the mascots you chose it’s mr ‘fuck every alien with boobies’
:red: *frustrated after fishing the 50th magikarp of the day and repeatedly banging his fishing rod against the nearest tree*blue: stop that! how would you like it if i banged you against the tree?red: *big gay epiphany*red: well, maybe you should !!
jingle-full-of-larry: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape: the longer you watch it the more you want to find the nearest cliff hey look satan made a gif
If any of you are voting for or supporting Mitt Romney today, I want you to go find the nearest woman, look her in the eyes and tell her, “I am voting for Mitt Romney because my tax break matters more than your healthcare and well being. I would rather
lucadenardo:THE NEAREST OF YOU
breederjack:yooshione-deactivated20220814:Let’s go camping you said.We ran out of condoms on the first night… Now we’ve got a week left, neither you our your best friend are on birth control and you wouldn’t reach nearest Pharmacy
ITS OCTOBER😄🙌🏻👌🏻 Y’ALL FINALLY✔️💯‼️ NOW GO FIND👀🔍 THE NEAREST PUMPKIN🎃 AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS😩🍑 OR YOU WILL BE HAUNTED😱 BY GHOSTS👻 ALL MONTH😩😱‼️
babygirl-1972: whosthisfkingguy:ladylost7721: turbulencx:lets get personal.1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.4: What do you
annawintour: if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
blackberrycreek:stepone:clarabeau: Ladies, I am holding out my hand. Do you trust me? I need you to open Google Maps. Locate your nearest mall. Get in your car. Drive to Yankee Candle. Past the seasonal pumpkin display, near the back of the store, you
commandersenpai: when life give you lemons you politely decline and back away slowly towards the nearest exit because life should not be giving you anything life is a state of being it does not have the ability to give you any physical object especially
paperdildos:Being out in public and he pulls you out of a conversation becase he’s so needy for you, begging and mumbling take you to the nearest bathroom because he needs to fuck your pussy so bad
heartbreakhotelsuite505: *crying*CAWLING BACK TO YOU*yelling*EVER THOUGHT OF CALLING*flips furniture*WHEN YOU’VE HAD A FEW?*smashes windows*‘CAUSE I ALWAYS DO*jumps out of nearest window*MAYBE I’M TOO*falls to the ground*BUSY BEING YOURS*curls
suicidegirls: REPOST the flyer from the blackheart Burlesque show closest to you, or REBLOG THIS FLYER for the chance to win a pair of tickets to the show nearest you!You can find all the flyers HEREGet tickets HERE
xyessirx: I have no problem taking you to the nearest corner or bathroom at the bus station, forcing your pants down and using you like the piece of meat you are. I’m going to pump your ass full of so much hot cum that it’s going to spill right out
everything-isfiction: I’ll answer any questions ☺️💕 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
laments-x-burlesque:Whispering brazenly in your ear all nightThe nearest park… The nearest patch of grass in the dark Maybe a train will thunder past when you cum
maleanatomy101: #IfIHadaBigPenis I have a gym membership. You say you’re a photographer. The weekend after you mention in conversant you’re “serious, ” I’m standing naked in front of you at the nearest state park.
turbulencx: lets get personal. 1: 6 of the songs you listen to most? 2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? 3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17. 4: What do you think about most? 5: What does your
turbulencx:lets get personal.1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.4: What do you think about most?5: What does your latest text
if any of you guys ever met me irl you would probably go to the nearest free wifi hotspot and unfollow me straight after
ultirex:go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish
