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The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’ any time you want.” Submitted by thedithatcould.
nerdomanytrades: Spying on strangers I’m giggling trying to picture Mycroft saying “True dat.”
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll do everything you tell me to.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
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Just uploaded three new iPhone cases! Two of them feature John pick-up lines over John’s oatmeal jumper (like above), and there’s also a Mycroft one. Enjoy :)
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
Submitted by michele-is-badwolflocked: This isn’t a submission, I just had my mind blown. One of y'all’s pickup lines was about seeing the iceman cometh for Mycroft and that was a movie Rupert was in and I just realized it. OH MY GOD. Totall
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back of Mycroft’s limousine.” Submitted (with photo) by suddenlyshort.
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“How about you get off that treadmill and come be my date to the Watson wedding?”
“The door knocker isn’t the only thing I won’t let my brother turn straight.”
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Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! (And thanks to my friend Jess for suggesting that today’s comic be a dad joke, hahaha.)
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
Happy Halloween, Tumblr! I mustache that you share your candy ;)
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
Happy new year, Tumblr! Hope it’s not meretricious ;) I made this late at night so it might not be funny now, but I dunno– I think the world might actually be a better place with Mrs. Hudson ruling it.
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Mycroft says that you have the brain of a scientist or a philosopher, but I think you have the brain of my future husband.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I’m the perfect boyfriend: I’m very loyal, very quickly, and I’m not interested in anything your brother offers me.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“Mycroft can resist a game of Deductions easier than I can resist you.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty year old grave just to spend time with you.â€
“My love for you is increasing faster than Mycroft’s weight.â€
Happy Easter, everyone! That Cumberbunny is a real thing, by the way…
“I want to be more permanently glued to you than Mycroft’s ever expanding backside is to his spot.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“My heart isn’t much of a target, but Cupid still managed to hit it when I first laid eyes on you.”
I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related, and this seemed very funny at 3 a.m.Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone!~ Froggy, your admin <3
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
The best of The Six Thatchers pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of The Lying Detective pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
The best of Mrs. Hudson pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to have her head severed and stuffed with candy.Happy Mother’s Day, all!~ Froggy, your admin
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun to read if you imagine Daddy Holmes’s lines in a teenage girl voice.Happy Father’s Day to all who celebrate it! <3~ Froggy, your admin
ibelieveinmycroft: Anonymous asked you: So, in Scandal, we see Mycroft telling Mrs. Hudson to shut up, and after Sherlock yells at him and he gets looks from Mrs. Hudson, John, and Sherlock, she (Mrs. Hudson) says something along the lines of, ‘after
