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The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
“I would make you scream my name even if we were in the Diogenes Club.”
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come abduct you myself.”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever and all that, but you could just booty call me. On my phone.”
“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor– I just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.”
“How about you treat me the way Irene Adler treats royalty?” Submitted by absolutelyhetero.
“My umbrella will keep you dry, but I’ll keep you wet.”
“Bond Air isn’t my only ‘jumbo jet,’ if you get what I mean.”
“Want to go to Buckingham Palace and color-coordinate our ties?”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s heart, but I’ll gladly tell you about mine.”
“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”
“I don’t smoke, don’t frequent cafes, don’t fuck men… You know, I make many exceptions when I’m around you.” Submitted by Viljatuuli (no username).
“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about finding your way into one of my holes instead?”
Happy Valentine’s Day! I decided to give this one to Mystrade in honor of them finally sharing a scene together (and because it was the most requested ship from you guys).
“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
Threesomes solve everything.
“I’ll be your goldfish if you’ll be my division.”
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“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because you’ve melted my heart.”
The best of Greg’s division, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines.
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI… A Dishy Individual.”
“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much rather you be there to experience them yourself.”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Are you frequenting cafes? Because you are smoking.”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll never have to handle a broken heart.”
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for you if that’s what you’re into.”
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had to take Flight 007.”
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t mean your division.â€
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing I have that’s ribbed.â€
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but I wish you would hold my hand instead.â€
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of having: A lover.â€
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver, but your heart is pure gold.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“I hope coffee and donuts aren’t the only things your division lets you put in your mouth.â€
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses the battlefield.â€
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off, I could never forget your name.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but I certainly don’t want to be a stranger to you.â€
“Dating you would be an even better idea than MI5 security.â€
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in the Diogenes Club.â€
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted (with photo suggestion) by a user who requested to remain anonymous.
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me about to blow.”
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about how much my ass wants your cock.”
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to slap my ‘D-notice’ on your ‘incident.’“
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell the truth about how much I love you.”
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you can have me without a word.”Based on a suggestion by @madspades.
esgaroths: February 22nd, 2011. Sherlock tries to sell Mycroft. John says no.