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I don’t need any boys in my life right now. I should be focusing on my goals in life. I know I really want to feel wanted, but I don’t need it right now. I don’t need it. I dont…need it. Why do I want someone to appreciate me
Ugh, my schedule is going to be like this for two weeks. -__- FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE. I JUST WANT TO HAVE TIME TO MYSELF.
I’m so excited! My Andrew Christian jockstrap just shipped, so did my almost see through briefs!!!
Ewe, why the fuck did I come out to Davis to see my friends and have them ditch me to go to bars? I’m in my car alone, because I thought we were going out for burgers/dinner and not going to places 21 and up. Ugh, I’m only 20 and have until
I invited my closest family over to hang out for Christmas, and they flaked. I’m not mad, I’m just kinda disappointed. Spending the rest of the night with my mom. n__n
Just sit there with me. Listen to music the way I do. Let it open your heart, mind, and soul, and take you to my world. My world is much more beautiful than this place.
I’m dying. The funny thing is that it’s my fault. I’m killing myself faster and faster by not doing what I need to do. I got my hemoglobin A1C tested today and it’s the worst it’s ever been. I thought I was doing good,
1612th:in like 5th grade my whole family was driving home from some trip and i was listening to “kids with guns” by the gorillaz on my ipod and it made me feel really rebellious because i was a kid and according to that song kids have guns so when
My brother is taking too long to catch up on SU (he hasn’t seen any of the episodes from the Stevenbomb) and I keep thinking of things I want to tell him. He’s going to get like a million texts from me once he finally catches up
eugeniedanglars:wait important survey question how old are you and did you get your high school class schedules on paper or electronically?? because i’m 26 and facebook just reminded me that i used to get a physical letter with my high school class
niggawitdreadz: toohot-tohoot: niggawitdreadz: How to spoon: Dick hard on the butt Titty in my hand Kiss ya neck Hell yeah What HOW TO SPOON DICK HARD ON THE BUTT TITTY IN MY HAND KISS YA NECK H E L L Y E A H
sixpenceee:me: now that I finally got my paycheck, I’m going to buy tons of cute sweaters, maybe some dresses, shoes and make upme 10 seconds later: you know what? I’m not going to spend a single cent. I should invest all my money and become a self-made
rubyfruitjumble: davestrider: little kids picking up animals makes me incredibly nervous Theres a video of me when I’m like 3 years old at a petting zoo and I’m sitting down with little piglets crawling into my lap and my mom is like “they think
Send my muse a nightmare. Make my muse scream and wake up in a sweat.
Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…
poe-damnneron: Current mood: Bob Belcher saying ‘oh my god’
Send "I'd totally fuck you" my for my muses reaction to yours saying it.
My no brain functionStuck in a mental swim of a type of Havoc-muse and it’s not from any of my damn draftsMental swim of a type makes no fucking sensebut I’m not making any sense right now
if i was a gym leader, anonymously give me my gym’s typing and my ace pokemon
broomchickabroom: animentality: zany-the-nerd: Child: What’s a VHS? Me: i have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life OH MY GOD
less than 20 minutes after unboxing my new bad dragon toy and i already had my first orgasm with it >w>
my kink is oikawa begging iwaizumi to fuck him and iwaizumi grunting and telling him to do it himself followed by oikawa giving iwa-chan the ride of his life
(315): My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
We we’re drunk the night priorI woke up with you in my armsI didn’t want to leave that bedI felt at homeMy arms around youYour hands in mindHeads nestled next to one anotherAn eskimo kiss to seal it inGiving it my allNever felt so good
My husband's on CQ and texted me," I have a question"
My book is on its way to Wisconsin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I paid extra so that it will arrive tomorrow by noon. By the end of the week, I could have an autograph from my favorite author in the world and I’m terribly excited :D :D :D
And the worst feeling was hiding my relapse from my best friend. I knew that if he found out then I Would ruin whatever good the day held for him…
It’s kind of bullshit at how unreliable my brother is. Like i understand that you don’t want to stay and take care of my grandmother but seeing as how you don’t have a place to stay or friends to stay with that aren’t meth users,
Of course the first thing i wake up to is a call saying my brother is in jail. its not like my life hates me or anything -____-
and once again the stress hits. it doesn’t help that my own older brother is a thief and is stealing money from both me and my grandmother when we’re away or out of the room. It also doesn’t help that he blames it on me and there’s
Yesss my guitar ia ready to be picked up, im gonna play till my fingers bleed lol
I don't even care if my band doesn't become popular
thats-slightly-raven: i hate taking off my glasses because my eyes go from 1080hd to buffering at 240p and i just cannot handle that
radicalteen: I wonder if anyone ever wants to be my friend really bad or thinks i’m really cute and wonderful and always checks up on me on my social media networks and get’s excited when I post and get’s excited when something good happens in
spurca: i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
lalalere: sinsoo: There is no friendship stronger than those forged in the weeaboo years. #you saw me at my worst so you deserve me at my best
jungwildeandfree: thisismedisappearing: I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed “mOTHERFUCKER” and then my dad poked his head out of the livingroom and said “you rang?” hats off for the ultimate dad joke
blade-of-ice: lovemesomesouleater: So my teacher asked how many of the people in the class were left handed and half of my table group raised their hands and I said “I feel a little LEFT out.“ HAHAHAHAHAHA Omfg!
aanguish: i really want my favorite blog to follow me but unfortunately i cant follow my own blog
chocolateinthelibrary: So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and there is literally a Harry Potter-themed reading nook in the cupboard under the stairs
nicklugo: white people truly say the weirdest shit trying to be romantic on here “i want to taste the name of your hair on my lips in my cigarette while drinking your backwash” *50 thousand notes*
notabadday: googlearths: if my husband doesnt tear up when im walking down the aisle im turning the fuck around my husband definitely will because he’s gonna have to put up with me for the rest of his life and that’s enough to make anybody cry
Basically I’m going to be posting a lot more band pictures at night in my queue. I’ll be posting all anime and what not during the day and all my band obsessions at night so i’m expecting to lose quite a bit of followers xD If you have
I finally got my boyfriend’s present in the mail today D: now i have to get my nephew and neice something xD
I have a pair of white CK briefs that aren’t white anymore. They’ve been used to wipe my cum up so many times, they’re yellowed and stiff. And my god do they smell good.
I need a dominant top to grab the back of my head and force my face into his sweaty, cum stained jock pouch.
Wearing tighty whities still damp from my last jerk off, being able to smell the dried and fresh cum currently cupping my balls…. Fuck I’m hard again.
hellapetercapaldi: theaceoffours: shrill-ex: most of the lights are out in my kitchen so there’s a spotlight on my fridge BE… OUR… GUEST it looks like that fridge is about to deliver a monologue
ikiracake: machina-rex: *sees my own icon on my dash* hey that nerd has the same icon as me i need to fight them All I could think of:
kingcheddarxvii:super-massive-asshole:kingcheddarxvii: judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?my horse Mayo: *neighs* What the fuck? well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo
text-posters: my life can be most accurately described by the sound a wet sponge makes when you throw it on the floor
last text messages from the victims of the daegu subway fire on february 18, 2003. “I’m sorry. I can’t bring your shoes and bag. I was going to make you a pork cutlet.. sorry.. my daughter. I love you.” “You really make me hate youㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
pearlaesthetic: You don’t even know me. My favorite smells, Authors, Books, Movies, Sounds, Pastimes. You know nothing but my existence And that’s not much.
cjhcm: you had the kind of smileI’d sell my soulfor.
It's my b-daaayyy! :D
Wtf is wrong with tumblr? my queue won't work anymore and now my dashboard won't load new things :/ arghhh.
oomshi: touch my butt not my food
I think this is the best text I’ll ever get in my whole life 😂😂😂😂
if anyone sees my likes they’ll think I’m a proper nympho! haha!
