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I do believe it is time for another installment of Women Having Sex in Stupid Hats. Also, grad school has eaten my brain, and it’s only gonna get worse. I’ll try to remember to post, I promise.
slut-problems: People think I’m stupid because I’m blonde, but the truth is I’m stupid because my brain gets jostled around every day by my boyfriend when he fucks my pussy. Truth 💋
Melissa was the smartest student in my FCS class (that’s home ec to you old folks.) She noticed the other girls acting loopier and came by my house to ask me if I thought someone was dealing drugs. I told her she should respect the chance that they
reverendrape: I prefer cunts with small brains for two reasons: 1. Stupid is pretty. 2. More room in your skull for my cock.
What goes on in people’s bedrooms?
mysterywriteher: Nothing works quite like the “cum hither” motion. Let’s find out how many orgasms it takes before your brains are scrambled into mush and you become my stupid little fuck slave. i want my brains to be mush.
borntoworshipmen: when I get married it will be like an official document of ownership, after that point, I will obey everything my owner tells me to do. a womans place is either on her knees sucking cock or in the kitchen, my small stupid female brain
thechurchofcock: cumonsteph: feministcuntbreaker: stupid-cumslut: Fuck what little remains of my brains away Be more like ^her^ and less like you. You guys believe that a woman needs to be less intelligent or stupid to suck cock in a greedy, slutty
Quick comic made about me saying something that was SUPPOSED to be nice on Facebook, BUT THEN because of my stupid brain, I didn’t realize it sounded inappropriate until someone told me, AND for some reason you can’t edit posts on Facebook
I hate my brain
Behold the object of my torment! My dumb stupid brain! From the outside everything looks normal, but once you travel into the depths of the grey squishy folds you’ll find someone very afflicted by torturous contemplation. I feel so abnormal because
I want my stupid brain to stop being stupid and work normal for ONE DAY
inferior-fucktoy: In the mood to have my stupid brain played with
anothersillystupidgirl: ok, anyone who knows me will tell you how stupid I am. even my parents will say it. but you know what, it’s ok. I accept that I’m stupid. I’m a girl, and girls are stupid. I know my brain is full of air, and full
I’m so fucking done with the scammers and entitled fuckboys. NEWS FLASH!!! Just cause some women get naked online DOESNT make them stupid, it makes them intelligent for thinking of the easiest solution to money possible. Also FYI my body, my life,
I remember more than a few scenes from this stupid movie during my Big70s childhood and this three-second scene is burned into my boob-addled brain. In fact, this might have been one of the moments that started me off on a bosom express. Boobs can be
cuntboyfreak: I want someone to make me feel stupid, make me a dumb little cunt, encourage me to forget everything I’ve learned and just be a slut with no brains
april: subject: my cat symptoms: small makes small noises small brain (stupid) diagnosis: baby course of action: kiss on the head
wolfwars: theholleywoodsigns: dankmemesreasonforliving: Explains why I’m so fucking stupid no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher
static-testament: ladyallo: fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i hate this fucking website because every time this appears my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams Tumblr mobile really enhances the experience of this post
binchtaco:binchtaco:theweirdwideweb:why the fuck did my stupid high brain think the spoons were slugs oh my god wait theres a dolphin
madhattersfutterwhacken: greymichaela: validatemyselfhate: biliouskaiju: My new favorite gif set. how do cats stay alive for more than three seconds Cats are so fucking stupid I want a thousand How come when I get a cat she’s just lazy and
fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i hate this fucking website because every time this appears my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams
Yes, I know the majority of his face is fucked up; I blocked it out and now I’m fixing that shit from the left over. But I worked on this for like way too long and now I have to go draw something stupid at a coffee shop before my brain explodes
isle-of-forgotten-dreams: >> Had a good struggle just to poof out a warm up image (/’ O’)/ I know it sounds stupid, but the fun part of my Drawing is 0 right now now (/;3;)/ Really hits hard in my mash potato brain~ ;w;
Sometimes you just feel worthless and gross. And you think about it and you are worthless and gross. And sometimes you can’t find a single legitimate reason to convince yourself otherwise.
OK so I caved in to my brain and made gem ocs because why? I have no idea but they were kinda fun to draw.Whats the deal about them ask? Well basically (and please excuse my lack on knowledge of corrupted gems because we haven’t been told the full
watcherscrown:smithsonian-official:smithsonian-official:i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”.
nontrivialproof:The premise of Chuck is like. One annoying Geek Squad employee accidentally downloads a CIA supercomputer into his brain and becomes a spy. And that’s openly very stupid. But THEN they throw in the element that every episode has, like,
slashysmiley: Godzilla and MothraEnjoy the fruits of my stupid brain
madygcomics: I have no idea what possessed me to draw St. Cloud as a moe anime-style school girl with his ‘senpai’ Pi Wai. Probably my stupid brain. I have some issues, I think…
shithowdy: look i just saw some yugiohs on my dash and my no sleep brain said “haha what if the stupid hair was actually a nemes headdress” and it all went downhill from there really so here’s my annual acknowledgment of this stupid series out
vanya-core:im trying to pass my classes but im dummy stupid and the rattling of my empty brain keeps alerting the teachers
solemneris: I hate that my stupid ADHD brain can be bored and overstimulated at the same fucking time
urhighnessbitch:Aw, have you turned stupid already, pretty thing? No more thoughts left in that brain of yours? Barely aware enough to follow my commands? That’s so adorable, love! Come here, come sit on my lap, I’ll help you become even more
oh my soul died while arm wrestling
spacemuffinz: thisismyveritas: Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY
I need to go the eff to sleep so my stupid brain doesn’t ruin this
alphasrule: rapedollswanted:Its not like the stupid slut was using those brain cells for anything anyway. If she was she wouldnt be in here begging me to let her pass my class with a D. A D isnt even passing. Stupid fucking cock sleeve. I take what
fucktheflagandfuckyou: o0kamicrazy0o: fucktheflagandfuckyou: fucktheflagandfuckyou: i hate this fucking website because every time this appears my stupid shitfuck idiot brain immediately screams Im still scrolling on Thanks to you Now ill
ambris: sparklyrat: other people hearing the word gala: ah yes, like the met gala! what a cool and sophisticated night of fashion and elegance my stupid garbage brain upon hearing the word gala, to this day: same
suddenlyoranges: i like people that refer to their head as their ‘stupid lizard brain’ or similarlike fuck yeah im a dumbass fuckin lizard who does idiot things with my little ol’ lizard brain
beat-the-piggy:stupid-obedient-laura:babybunbuun:Make me dummy for you 💖🤤I love drooling my brains out Humiliate yourself. Make stupid faces. Say even dumber shit while you do it. It makes men hard, and that’s all you should care about.
Me watching Metalocalypse and feeling a new hyperfixation coming on: oh no
thisismyveritas: Even though I consciously realize how stupid it is, whenever a TV show/movie/song references or says the name of my city/state/general area, my brain always gets really excited and goes, “HEY HEY THAT’S ME! THEY SAY PLACE AND I AM
needy-boy: dumbdroolypuppy:social distancing ? no problem! use remote control vibrators and make them cum themselves stupid from 6 feet away Pls make me cum myself stupid 🥺 i don’t need my brain anyway Hardcore want to take someone on a date
shutupgrayce: How bad is my self image today? Real bad. Stupid brain. beauty <3
unicornkween: My brain hurts from this stupid ask and so here’s a gif of my jiggly bum. Also. THIS IS ME PROMOTING FEMINISM BY USING MY NUDES TO MANIPULATE YOU! ALSO AGREE WITH EVERYTHING I SAY AND MINDLESSLY WORSHIP ME BECAUSE I EXIST ONLY TO USE
bobbiegalore:Been struggling a lot with my body image lately and haven’t felt confident about the selfies that I’ve been posting.Brains are stupid and they lie to you. I can’t always love myself fully but I’m doing my best. Anyway, this is me.
mylittleguiltypleasure: sneakintomydirtymind: mylittleguiltypleasure: sneakintomydirtymind: I am wordless. ~A My mouth literally gaped open when I saw this. I had the exact same reaction. Then my brain went stupid and I lost all ability to
spacefroggity: spacefroggity: You ever try to write romance and you just feel like this image Me: ok so then they kiss. Word it My brain, gay and also stupid: ttheir lipsps…….. Me: go on Brain: hhdhfbfhhf kis
smithsonian-official:smithsonian-official:i ADORE the anomitinity of tumblr. when i post stupid ass shit from my mush brain on like snapchat or whatever i gotta deal with messages like “are you okay?” and “what does this even mean”. here i can
sneakinsidethedirtymind:sneakinsidethedirtymind: mylittleguiltypleasure: sneakintomydirtymind: I am wordless. ~A My mouth literally gaped open when I saw this. I had the exact same reaction. Then my brain went stupid and I lost all ability
