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“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d be even better at being my man.”
“I would take off my clothes for you even if it was going to kill me.”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“I want you to ‘meat’ my ‘dagger.’“
“You don’t need to be like Mycroft. Why use a treadmill when you get plenty of exercise running through my mind?â€
“Writing my best man speech for your wedding was the hardest thing I’ve ever had to do… because I wasn’t the one you were marrying.â€
“I am glad you liked my potato, but I bet that’s not the only thing about me you would like.â€
Another for Nick! One of my best friends in the world =] I hope I get lots more, and hopefully lots with that name!
spiritvanished: FOR LEEEENA MY LOVE. and i love your hair! lucky Leena!
drinkyourcunt: Baby likes coloring. Sometimes, it’s hard to decipher what she’s trying to communicate through her artwork. oh my, this is a very very good post
fucklovegetstoned: aren’t my boobs all lovely hhahaha, best you’re getting anon. LOL!
keepitclasssssy: I support equality for all Americans, this is my personal belief, but I also found this very funny :D
It’s my Nick’s Birthday today!
too many of us feel like this, i think she has a beautiful body. all body types are welcome on this blog ♥♥ i hope that a lot of my followers are comfortable in their own skin, and if not i hope some of these posts help in some small way :D
faeriesandgypsies: A performance piece I did for my 4D class. The assignment was to do a performance piece in public and make a video of it. I wanted to do something that meant something to me and others, so I did it on Prop 8. (via liquorinthefront)
super great ashleigh sent a note for my Nick who isn’t feeling well today! so very sweet of you! :D ♥♥♥Amy
another picture that leaves me scratching my head a little, but happy, lol
someone sent me this, i don’t know what it means though. as always, feel free to use my “ask” box if you know, or just want to ask something, tell me something, etc. also, BOOBIES. thank you. lol.
tinyambitions: for my wife <3 @livelaughshanice.tumblr.com/ this is a user i’ve already posted, but i don’t care because i love her style and she’s so pretty :)
numbuntu: huge metall fan those look like the little stickers that my neighbor puts on everything to spell “ELMO”. i think i like this better :D
fuckyeahselfshooters: thanks to bunnylov3r for the submission! not quite sure what this is for, but it made me laugh and scratch my head a bit :)
some random scribbles that can’t quite be read. my guess is there was booze involved, lol
tastefulindecency: Great picture. It really speaks for itself. -xy pro pics don’t usually end up posted on my blog, but this one is very sexy! xx and xy always blog really sexy stuff! click over there and see for yourself! :D
This will make me remember to brush my teeth :D also, the small mirror behind her is a fun little extra boob display device, lol
ariaonthefloor: Here’s a glimpse of me for all 301 of you dirty, filthy, pervy people that my Sir allowed me to post. :) Thank you so much for following! not everyone is into the pain and pleasure combination idea, but for those of you who are, check
zoe-grayson: My butt. it DOES seem like she’s been bad from what i can see, lol :D i’d like to thank http://lesplay.tumblr.com/ for pointing this out to me! check out both of those links! ♥
whenthesongends: Well, this is my “secrets†video that was requested forever ago. I finally got to it. Ehhh, I’m kinda insecure that I’m uploading this..but here..I wanted to add more, but didn’t have enough note cards. The courage this must
bigboobworld: This pic of @Kenya36G just made my day, she has beautiful big breasts!! Big might not be a suitable word, those are officially “massive”, lol
marie-caroline: I love my girl. an awesome redhead to add to the calendar project i talked about before! ;)
Just got around to something in my email. Cutie Kimberly has some big awesome tits!
The ‘randomly generated’ post-by-email address for my sex blog just so happened to have 'phuck’ in it.
weheartporngifs: so cute. ;pWe❤PornGifs | Follow Me | Submit a Sexy Fan Sign - Get Promoted
x-puppy-dog-eyes-x:Minutes after my signing of the ownership contract
All she needed was to be shown who was the real boss at work. Now she’s my little pet who lives only to be bred
Art by MaidollBeautiful lingerie. Those panties… oh my god those panties
K-BETU by Inoue Kiyoshirou i’m sure a lot of my followers despise her for her position
Trump signs bill authorizing NASA funding, Mars exploration (Update)
dutch-fuckpet: lat1nawh0r3: makkaux666: intoitmaster: Very sexy abuse damn Dreaming of being used like this They keep comming… And she keeps cumming Where do I sign up?
Thanks, I think I can manage on my own … :P
Or I’ll sic my iguana on ya!
Can I get my order to go?
But I like cream in my coffee …
It does in my world
Let me infest you with my love
Please respect my artistry
Where’s my earplugs?
Just lost my appetite
Anybody see my lint brush?
Story of my life
At least, not until after my second cup
A cheeky promo photo of Gilda.. Can’t believe I haven’t posted this one here, as yet. I purchased this signed print from her in 2004. I’d already been corresponding with her via e-mail for a few years.. I included the pic in an obituary
burleskateer: Lilly Christine aka. “The Cat Girl”.. Signed vintage 50’s-era promo photo..
goonparadise: If you can’t goon on Friday, when can you goon? I’ve got @parailegal signed up for Mondays.
crappy pic of my signed trivium drumstick
Isn’t it amazing to come back to the desert #PalmSprings and not just find the tickets for the first #20YearsQueer @garbage show in San Diego in two months, but also the companions to my signed copy of Japan edition of #NotYourKindOfPeople, #beautif
blindsprings: secondlina: bludragongal:bludragongal:kuitsuku:phreakattack:the-last-teabender:kosmik-kiko:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my
Someone has made fake London Underground signs, and whoever did it is a ruddy genius.
30 Min Shamed pony sign I guess everyone is jumping on this meme.
Ok thats it for tonight …signing out now got work in 8 hours :s
mymmm: A sign of comfort Of ownership eroticmischief