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m-dnightblue: so i lost my phone in school today and to test if the phone was mine the cop asked what my screeensaver was. i had to tell her this
fonzworthcutlass: ericaclark1908: pr1nceshawn: The struggle was real. They will never fucking know! I swear. But I could still send a 2 paragraph text in 30seconds. I still do this with my phone because my phone is that kind. The struggle IS real.
follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated
mtndewloyalist-iii:anotomia:stomping on my phone like a cigarette Pulling a second, identical phone out of my pocket, hands visibly shaky, and logging back into tumblr
dieselssexymusclestories: He was taking a picture of me as I was holding down the button on my phone to snap dozens of pictures of him. He must have heard the clicking sound because he flexed his arm and put his phone away. “My apartment is fifty
mathewparkin: Why didn’t I sleep in. I always have this moment of go back to sleep or check my phone, I check my phone.
wendisalvatore: follow-the-music: ch-a-s-i-n-g: Why parents have a strange need to hold our phone when we show them some pictures? I showed this post to my mum and she grabbed my phone to read it and just stood there defeated I hate when they do
e99whites: me: sends a risky message me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and
lumpyspaceprincessa: lumpyspaceprincessa: My phone screen is so cracked and I can’t tell if this is a nice selfie or not.. 😂 I got my phone screen fixed and I can confirm I think this is cute
thisisbullcrap: plaidsunglasses: davekat: prettygender: jencorpsichord: softjessepinkman: Sonic Remote, The Art Director, and my phone is still a non-phone so i guess i’ll use my last skype message which is just “yeah” Sonic Sleep mask, The
ashprincessmidna: Delete this app from my phone. Take my phone away from me!
listencucky:My Hotwife pegged me hard the other night and leaned away to get her phone to take some pics and the dildo popped out of the harness. She got the phone and took this pic. Caption is her suggestion. And her goal/dream for me. Gulp.
lovingme32: versacedurag: thedarkerbrother89: Thats where my laptop sleeps 😔 That’s my phones side of the bed Ipad phone and remotes….damn thats sad
compassionlotion: compassionlotion: PLEASE HELP ME GET MY PHONE BACK ON🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾 PLEASE help me get outta debt/overdraft fees, I literally don’t even have my phone on because i’m so deep in the negative that there’s no way I could
the-bigredmachine: Was tagged by the lovely ohjezebel to post the last picture on my phone. I was tempted to post a non-sexual pic, but it does say the last pic on my phone. I pass this challenge on to turnedoutebony, nerdgirlextraordinaire,
wannajoke: Party hard It happens to the best of us. I’ve called my phone to find my phone:-)
icomebearingcum: I think this video will get taken down because I’m uploading it from my phone. But I got my new phone so we’ll see. Anyways, cum again :)
vivalawanker: IM IN THE DRESSING ROOM TRYING ON A DRESS AND MY PHONE WENT OFF AND I FORGOT THE RINGER WAS REALLY LOUD SO MY PHONE SAID “HEY THIS IS RYAN ROSS FROM PANIC AT THE DISCO” AND THE GIRL IN THE DRESSING ROOM NEXT TO MINE FUCKING SQUEALS
THE USB CORD FOR MY MOM’S PHONE FITS INTO MY WACOM WHAT KIND OF MAGIC IS THIS???? …At least now I can start that flutterbat drawing for Dee-sensei ouo
psy-faerie: Convincing Your Step Sister Um do you want to explain to me why I found my private underwear photos sent from my phone to your phone?? You were going to jack off to them weren’t you? You’re so fucking gross I’m your sister! You need
skindeap: gordoananke: midnightthunders: So… I was giving some jelly to my cat My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone. I never heard the spoon hitting the floor… they are evolving I don’t need
hxrcvles: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
I NEED MY PHONE BACK NOW. DAMNIT! fuck ima explode. stupid ass mother fucker, had my phone for 2 weeks now . i aint gonna pay extra 40 bucks for internet for that shit when i didnt use it half of the fucken time. -.-“
aeisla: I hate when people look through personal things in my phone. Like I just lost all my trust in them, and from that day on I treat them differently. I can’t stand that shit. Does it have to be said when letting someone borrow your phone “dont
psy-faerie: psy-faerie: Convincing Your Step Sister Um do you want to explain to me why I found my private underwear photos sent from my phone to your phone?? You were going to jack off to them weren’t you? You’re so fucking gross I’m your sister!
gordoananke: midnightthunders: So… I was giving some jelly to my cat My phone started ringing. Forgetting that I was holding the spoon I took the phone. I never heard the spoon hitting the floor… they are evolving
whiskieprincess: Found this one in my phone too.. Man if I lost my phone someone would have a show when they found it
thumperx2: Here’s a nude to celebrate my great day!🎉❤️ My phone screen is cracked so picture isn’t the best. Cough cough if anyone wants to get buy me a new phone…or tits😂
theuppitynegras: theuppitynegras: Y’all mean to tell mean that this man made 61k for a potato salad fuck this I’m making a gofundme to pay off this phone my phone bill is like 2 months over due and long story short it’s 700 my summer hours at
babyimaveganarchist: I love and miss having a big beard but I would absolutely say that I look best with it at this length. Also, I had to switch back to my old phone for a minute because I ruined my phone on a kayaking trip this weekend.
babyimaveganarchist: My phone has been missing texts lately and I haven’t heard from the person that I’m supposed to hang out with soon. Not sure if my phone sucks or if they lost interest. Probably the latter. I’ll hang out with yoy
iamyourdom: finder-of-things: sumisa-lily: OMG! I get so twitchy when this happens! Lol. Ummmm…who hands their phone over? If you’ve seen my blog you can have my phone
scarves-of-plenty: A couple of wallpapers I’ve done for my phone. I should make more if my phone needs a change
i had an idea on how to talk to a real person about my phone issues. got to a physical store location with the phone and the box. there’s one at a nearby mall. expect a nice detailed review of my customer service experience. i really kinda hate
thatdeafblackguy: thatdeafblackguy: One of my hearing friends offered to make a voicemail message on my phone that will said something like “hi this is Frankie’s phone he’s Deaf so what are you even doing right now" i posted this like 15
satanicdoki: So true story- I was laying around naked and browsing tumblr and Daddy crawled on top of me and started fucking me. I started to put my phone down and he was like “nah keep doing it, it’s hot.” So I kept on being on my phone until
blakebaggott: me when in a well-lit room: dang why does my phone even have the brightness capability of getting as dim as it does?? me when in a pitch black dark room: WHY CANT MY PHONE GET ANY DIMMER ITS LIKE THE FREAKING SUN RADIATING LIGHT
sebuckstianstan: Me: *smiling at my phone*My family: What do you have on that phone that’s got you so happy? Is it a boy?Me:…ur technically not wrong
actualjonjafari: hatos: cleaning out my phone: best of THAT TIME JONTRON TOOK SELFIES ON MY PHONE
imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: My car rejects his phone for whatever reason so he plays music through my phone and I’m glad cuz now I can go through his searches and save all the songs he shows me because they’re good af
sharkebutt: sharkebutt: the nsa agents watching me check my phone after they activated my phones vibrate function without a notification they know that i know
I’m aware of a daily post limit but If there’s a draft limit I will cry :(
vegan-pearl: heyyy so my phone broke into pieces an hour ago and i have a 赊 insurance fee i need to pay to get a replacement phone and i have like ten dollasr to my name right now so if you could commission me or donate that would be Neato
sovrinapparel: I’ve had a lot of people asking me about phone cases(after seeing my skunk ghost one), since there are so many variations of phones, and they are constantly changing it is kind of hard to keep up with technology in that way. And so,
theimaginarythoughts: thechroniclesofpoplockp: brownies4myybrownie: Today I was pulled over for “speeding” and when I picked up my phone and told the officer I wanted to call my mother so I could have a witness on the phone because he was being
mtrenchie: madimarianastrench: So I took at pic of our boys in the Faze magazine. I didn’t think to turn my phones flash off. I guess my phone has a thing for Josh too because it decided to put its flash dot ON JOSH’S CROTCH! And people think i’m
officialnorthamerica: I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died
giggle: thank the lord for my phone screen not cracking yet even though I’ve dropped my phone so many times
