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blodypast: derpyisthebest: askrainbowcloudanddjcreame: thedemonartist: askahomestuckfanatic: how to tell if i consider you a good friend oH MY GOD -HUGS YOU TIGHTLY- -PURRS- ;3; for me it’s ’ Italy never gives up on pasta ’ and ’ ask office
themrcreepypasta: steamstrike: He’s Transparent My gf is officially part of the Creepy Pasta Fandom. ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE
creepy-rainbow-pasta: downeiy: today my mom accidentally said robert davy jones instead of robert downey jr MCP
kurotix: SOOOOOOOO….. I had this disturbing nightmare a few nights ago of this creepy creature and decided to draw him on the computah.. and, it was with, a frikin, mouse. He looks like he could be in a creepy pasta or something. What went on in my
adweeb: Actually one of the best nights of my life holy fuCK AND CREEPYPASTAJR HUGGED ME AND I GOT TO SEE MR CREEPY PASTA IM LITERALLY THE HAPPIEST PERSON ALIVE RIGHT NWO
themrcreepypasta: realmofnerdnes: So yesterday at realms con I got to see and meet Mr creepy pasta he was very charming and funny And really cool… I got to talk to him so I could help my friend get her stuff signed and I even got to talk to him about
unicorngender: unicorngender: I think it’s really important to recognize that romantic love is not better than other types of love!! My love for pasta, for example, is very strong and pure
mcsnuggie: at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce
ifyoucarryonthisway: i like to push my body to the limit but not in the healthy living way more like in the how much pasta can i eat before im unable to physically move way
blackbbwonly: caraatplay: I was so stuffed earlier… Eight whole fried chicken wings, roasted red potatoes with cheese, creamy Alfredo pasta, and salad really filled my belly right up. I ate two big chocolate chip muffins and had a caramel cappuccino
kanyewesticle: I just want to thank pasta for being a part of my life
zeeruffleraptor: I think it’s really important to recognize that romantic love is not better than other types of love!! My love for pasta, for example, is very strong and pure
knowyournewmeme: knowyournewmeme: knowyournewmeme: knowyournewmeme: LAST NAME: COWBOY FIRST NAME: COWBOY MIDDLE NAME: COWBOY SUCKIN ALL THESE DICKS IM ON THAT COWBOY SHIT BREAKIN ALL THE PLATES IN THE PLACE WITH MY COWBOY WHIP SLURPIN ALL THE PASTA
adorkable-bear: aviculor: plutoniarch: plutoniarch: plutoniarch: foodandanimalgifs: “ This underwater afghan hound is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my life via @klarna “ spaghett spaghetti angel ANGEL HAIR PASTA a cryptid Cousin
thanosnewton: blackscorpihoe: thanosnewton: I put female-presenting nipples in the wine… and the pasta My Pussy Pixxx
rock-a-belly: indianmc: mamahorker: I could go for an entire pizza, hot wings, bread sticks, pasta, and a coke right now. 🥤🍕🌶🍗🥖🍝 If my girl ever said this to me I’d be out the door getting it all for her !!! ♥♥♥♥
cafenastycore: menu: i fuck her rectum out for you to suck my cock and lick her beautiful asshole meat. now i want mass amounts of pasta and meat balls farting out her ruined bum for you to eat
in-my-mouth: Chicken and Spinach Pasta Bake
fitnessfatass: My belly is stretched to 39" here!! I can almost feel myself getting fatter. Thank you, pasta, burritos, and shakes!
sumxtra: Delicious chicken spinach pasta got me all bloated. And some cookies and milk. And I haven’t even had my daily shake yet.
just-gorge-ous: flyflyfatty: Pasta and beer are a couple of my favorite things Mmmhhh
blogartus: flyflyfatty:Pasta and beer are a couple of my favorite things You don’t have to tell us where they go on your torso. What a gut.
expandingvirgo: Stuffed with a big dinner 1 pound of pasta 2 sausages 2.6 liters of milk Getting better at eating and stretching my stomach capacity
bauchfan:I’m full to bursting with pasta and cheese for my David
overhumor: fixthatweave: I sent my sim to boarding school and he just came back looking like uncooked pasta what the fuck happened school
stockhlmsyndrome: all you can eat pasta dinner at my place
kakyoinisdead: kurokonofisting: THERE IS NOT A SINGLE THING ABOUT THIS VIDEO THAT DOESNT PISS ME OFF you have no one to blame but yourself my duck eating pasta owns get fucked
yanderetan: juilan: Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!! ( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~ *shoves 20 pounds of pasta up my ass*
clop-dragon: shsl-pasta: nailed it I have yet to lose my Voice Chat virginity. OMFG this is so me it hurts .w.
someone pls make me a pasta dinner stat my italian american powers are dwindling……………………….
agenderreid: someone pls make me a pasta dinner stat my italian american powers are dwindling………………………. ALSO I’M GOING TO MAINE WITH GRAHAM’S FAMILY who are def not Italian WOE IS ME.
ailofleura replied to your photo:So there was a creepy pasta contest on fRO forums… OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE CONGRATULATIONS KARU-CHAN QwQ I went nuts on Skype when I was told I won. Ren noticed the announcement on the forums before I did (I was
do-not-touch-my-food:Bang Bang Chicken Pasta
do-not-touch-my-food: Beef and Cheese Pasta
do-not-touch-my-food:Skillet Cheeseburger Pasta
mjalti:my life is like Chopped except it’s God up there going “here’s a set of 4 mystery ingredients: some form of illness, zero disposable income, an ambiguous sense of self, 4 day old pasta….. you have 30 minutes to come up with some sort of
radicalcatgirlanarchy: horribledarling: ms-demeanor: discoursedrome: poipoipoi-2016: collapsedsquid: Grocery store has reached the point where some of my staples are in danger, I knew about stockpiling rice and pasta but I did not think so much
serenasaystoday:a realization that changed my life was that there’s absolutely nothing wrong with doing things “the lazy way”. Like honestly, buy frozen precooked food, have canned soup, use instant ramen, use pasta sauce out of a jar. buy the
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes
angst-and-fajitas:Maybe it’s just my soup-loving instincts, but food in a bowl is so much better than food on a plate. Why eat a salad on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Why eat pasta on a plate when I can eat it in a bowl? Mashed potatoes and
caitor: If you’ve ever felt like you’ve messed up really bad, know this:I just accidentally poured orange juice into my bowl of pasta. how does how do you even …what?
wizyoshi: My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too
coelasquid: beesmygod: quixotic-gash: I was boiling pasta and I managed to set it on fire… This is the most impressive cooking fuckup I’ve seen since my friend set tomato soup on fire.
partybarackisinthehousetonight: dear diary,day 7. it’s been a week since i ordered the Never Ending Pasta Bowl at olive garden. im so tired, i havent showered. i miss my family
cricketsqueak: elemeno-pee: mitochondriaandbunnies: Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend
super-pasta: next on my anime crush agenda: dr. stein
johnthompson77777: mamahorker: Snack time 🍲 Big girls eating even bigger bowls of pasta is my jaaammmmm
halfgirlhalfcake: Pinner said, “Spinach Artichoke Pasta | The Pioneer Woman… this has become a staple in our house. even my toddler loves it. i tried the budgetsavvydiva recipe before this one…. this recipe beats it a thousand times over…”Click
do-not-touch-my-food: Shrimp Alfredo Pasta Bake
do-not-touch-my-food: Mandarin Pasta Spinach Salad with Teriyaki Dressing
do-not-touch-my-food: Lemon Mascarpone Pasta with Sauteed Asparagus
