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I’ve had this map on my wall for well over a year now, half in preparation for the trip, the other half spent reliving great memories with a glance. I spent thirty-three days driving through forty states and two Canadian provinces, learning as much
beerg-sfm: planet-mojo: Mojo’s Late Christmas Gift Giving of 2018 S-So uh remember when I said I would do a part 2 of my gift giving 2 months ago? Well here’s the other half, better late than never I guess. Also Link to the first half here -
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princestadiaries: Half the reason I got a job as a teacher at the school my daughter would go for high school is so that I can give her better grades if she fucks me. The other half is that the girls at this school all have to wear uniforms ;)
well, my tablet half works(and by half, the tablet only works on one side.)Other than that, I can draw once again!
eldavinci: Half of my heart belongs with her. The other half, with you.
antoniocina: Press down my little slut. You have half of it into you, now work down on the other half. If you can get it down your throat, you can fit it in your ass. Now lower yourself down onto me.
littlepaledoll: poisonand: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for doodling. It’s really, really good at calming and grounding. You can buy it here! UK. http://www.amazon.co.uk/g
they-kept-their-silence: sweaterkittensahoy: If God had chosen Bobby to stop the apocalypse, he would have done it in half an episode and spent the other half drinking beer and watching sport. Oh, look, the perfect gifset to encapsulate my feels
kinky-and-music-90: Yes, Master. (Half of the times. The other half… well, I just need to feel Master’s belt on my skin.)
TC: I FINALLY GOT MY MOTHERFUCKING UNDERSTAND ON TO WHO THE MIRTHFUL MESSIAHS ARE. TC: they were always both me. :o) TC: AND ALSO MOTHERFUCKING ME. Do: Remember how gamzee said this? Well now half of him is in there with Caliborn. What if the other half
tentacles-and-stardust: Still have the horns at sale price! :Dhttp://lunalefey.storenvy.com/I am sending out half my orders on the 10th and the other half on the 17th so if anyone needs to order for Halloween (As I have gotten messages about) PLEASE
aboard-rollyjoger: my-waywardson: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That
mydelectabledarlooney: positivelypersistentteach: path-to-personal-eudaimonia: wincherella: savedance: erikawithac: lonelyapron: poisonand: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for
ifeelsinister: Dissociation is so weird because half the time i’ll dissociate as a coping mechanism to deal with some kind of stressful event, and the other half of the time i’ll just be chillin eating some pancakes and my brain will be like “u
the-macra: the-macra: I love Queen because half of their songs are mind-blowing pieces about life and death and love and humanity’s inability to live together without destroying ourselves, and the other half are like “I love my bike” actually
hismomskeeper: onehornywoman: I can’t believe how obvious some of these women are in my tennis club. We only have one tennis pro, and half of them are sleeping with him and the other half are bending over and shaking their asses in his face. Mom
kindahornyart: skellyjack: “i’ve tried my great great great grandmother Ruby'z secret recipe. az i heard, her tartz were so delicious, so the half of townz folkz in back time when she was alive were dying for taste it. and other half, well, they
So I’ve gotten to the Terror phase of my French Revolution class. Half the time I’m actually learning, the other half of the time I’m asking myself how I would try to get Saint-Just to change from being a bad boy.
mjalti: anytime someone checks in w/ me to make sure I’m ok, half of me is really grateful and the other half is berating myself for being so dramatic that a separate physical entity had to stop the process of their life just to make sure my bricks
all0nsy-my-wayward-wats0n: lokiismycopilot: Always reblog this reference. #BecauseMythHappens I love how half the avengers fandom is in on the mythology and the other half is just like “what”
kinobeans: Daft disco dancin’! I know this isn’t the smoothest of animations, but it’s cute enough, right? Ignore the wobbles and uneven lines, my hand started to hurt half way through this so I pretty much rushed the other half XD;
wifetodarkness: lashestoasheslusttodust: wifetodarkness: I just treated myself to half of this …. The other half i buy next week :D My flat is going to look amazing when i finally get it! Where do you even get stuff this amazing? :O Etsy! <3
thatdamncutething: I might have to wait, I’ll never give upI guess it’s half timing, and the other half’s luck.Wherever you are, whenever it’s rightYou’ll come out of nowhere and into my life.
johnnysimon: Prairie Dogs, South Dakota August 2012 This is a photo I took last month in South Dakota. Half of the trip was to meet a wing of my family I had never met, the other half was simply to see this beautiful part of the country. This was
assbatsandsparklythings: For those asking, this is my new art therapy book! Half of it is for colouring in, the other half is for doodling. It’s really, really good at calming and grounding. You can buy it on Amazon: UK. | US.
anysthesia: Spent half of the day with my homie, Kai, making our *mandatory* journals using dried flowers 🍑 Spending the other half at Kai’s house (still) by teaching him how to cook rice. I can’t believe I’m doing this. ig: zabeana
eabevella: Half of the cover for my MTMTE fan book “Dark Light” Will change the background later. I use it now for easy coloring. The other half will the the bad guys :3 （中文資訊頁面）
wannabepreggo: I told my parents I worked my way through college with babysitting money, which was kind of true. It just happened that half the dads tended to come home earlier than their wives, and the other half insisted on driving me home and making
punkukulele: half of me is like ‘lets get a billion tattoos and wear killer heels and sharp eyeliner and red lipstick and leather jackets and dye my hair super bright colors’ and the other half is ‘lets wear pastel dresses and cardigans and ballet
mamalovebone: half of my dash is screaming about the world cup and the other half is screaming about pearl jam and stone
fallenbagels: Half of tumblr:I just love my white and gold shoes!Other half of tumblr:
naughtynicegirl69: Did an outdoor series today…it was such a beautiful day today so I couldn’t resist catching a few rays…soon I was grabbing one of my nighties and snapping shots…lol…I will blog half of them today and then the other half
hematight: oh my gosh. so like, my class is supposed to write about a memory right? half the people choose their pregnancies the other half have kickass shit like being kidnapped and fighting fires. like wtf? I’m not jealous of being kidnapped it’s
velvetnyc: “My waking and sleeping seem mixed together. I’m walking in a dream half the time, and sleeping through reality the other half.” — Margaret Weis, Dragons of Spring Dawning (via wordsnquotes)
bipolarbubbeleh: vicoactus: Half of the posts on my feed are about how great it is to eat ass and the other half are about how there is no ethical consumption under late capitalism. make up your minds i almost spat out my coffee
faithhealthlife: narwhal-noir: I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we
constantlycold: Half of me feels sad because John is literally breaking my heart here… The other half feels aroused because angry!John is hot…
tulletulle: vladimirnabokov: rosemarygeorge:(via lelim) david hamilton i want to commit half of my summer to being/dressing like a fairy that rides bikes in mist like this and the other half to being/dressing like riot grrrl
dalaila-rose: This was my outfit when I saw Star Wars Episode 8 a couple weeks ago 😁 Half of the necklace says “I love you”, & the other half says “I know” 😜 I also wore my Star Wars hoodie, which has lots of imperial patches, but I
ffinicks: I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
chardude-nsfw: My half of an art trade with Haiku. AKA Honey DipIll be reblogging the other half soon :3
I’m at that awkward age where half my friends are engaged or having babies, and the other half are too drunk to find their phones.
youovershare: my-waywardson: missdreamgirl32: What I love about Supernatural is that half the time It’s The Most Intense Painful Shit Ever And Hurts You But the other half of the time, There’s Also The Hillarious Things That Happen
soulsoaker: frogtangos: one half of tumblr: target is a cursed, liminal space and there are ghastly forms in the dressing rooms the other half of tumblr: i would hold both my wedding and my funeral in a target if i could as if those are conflicting
adirtyzdog: dontforgetshane: Evidence of myself eating half a cake can be noticed in my less defined abdominals and pained look on my face. Let’s see what happens when I eat the other half. dirtydogs
brainbubblegum: I finished over half my commissions (finishing the other half!!!) so I thought I’d draw something self indulgent and practice coloring. I love Frybo, he’s my favorite gem. He’s technically a gem, right?
neighbourly: soniamistletoe: my math final is about to begin and half the people in my class are praying to god and the other half are making deals with satan is this a tyler the creator song lyric
soniamistletoe: my math final is about to begin and half the people in my class are praying to god and the other half are making deals with satan
