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taboophoenix: “Get over here bro. Mom said that you have to fuck both of us at least once a day. And so far, she’s the only one who’s gotten your dick today.”
My mom would often let me jerk of over her. She said that porn was wrong and that you had to have a woman’s consent to masturbate over them. So this was the morale thing to do. To be honest I think she liked it.
When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it should be. You told her about one guy you knew in school who is now a personal trainer for a living. You told her to give him a call but you said that she shouldn’t tell him you told her
My mom said that if this post get 20,000,000,000,000,003 likes she will buy my gay dog a fluffy chicken and respect its identity as a rooster
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dingdongyouarewrong:old-posts-archive:thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one January 26th, 2013 i hope she got her chicken…
littlestbug: ssxvxtricky: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one signal boosting again we’re almost halfway there if you havent reblogged this then do it. its important
osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE
asian: zackisontumblr: obamamama: my mom said that if this gets 100k+ notes she’ll let me fly to Massachusetts and force zackisontumblr to reblog everyones posts when this hits 100k notes i’m making him reblog my selfie and you should too
chickenwingdip: my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
jakemalik: thanks mom
my mom’s purchasing my birthday gift aka a ticket to the hamilton musical. vibrating intermittently from now until january
chickenwingdip:my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one
ssxvxtricky: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one signal boosting again we’re almost halfway there
pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man
thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one please help me get this dude a chicken
farorescourage: pimptav: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one i really want you to get that chicken man If it makes you feel better I reblog this every time I see
Mom said that being goth it was good for you.[Me - 2012]
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purrbunny: so u know how I have fake boobs right so this shirt I’m wearing says “certified naturally grown” & my mom said “that’s false advertisement” 😂
narutwerk: one time my mom said that strangers would get off to me on the internet if i kept taking pictures ok mom ok
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septemberfirst1989: septemberfirst1989: social experiment: if you’re lgbt+ reblog and tag your sexuality/gender and if you’re closer to your mom or your dad trend ive noticed: most ppl said that theyre closer to their mom, but almost every nb lesbian
tubularfruits: Yesterday, I was doing a puzzle at my uncle’s house and my mom said that we had to leave. So, I stared at my uncle dead in the eyes and said “Carry on my wayward son.” Then I picked up a puzzle piece and said “There’ll be piece
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ashtonshugedick: my parents were arguing today and my mom said that Justin Timberlake wouldn’t treat her like this
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squirrelshideout: lauralot89: My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.
dreamingofmom: When our adventurous relationship first started, my mom said that I could never fuck her without a condom. Today it changed, though, as halfway through she asked me to take it off and in the end I got to fill her hole with my warm creamy
3rdfred: I was sick and my mom said that the only way I would get better is if my body got rid of all the mucus and other thick fluids in my body. Mom offered to help and she’s been taking care of me my whole life.
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
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teddyginger: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one I just like the fact that since the last time I saw this post it gained multiple colors and a disco ball
My mom said that I should write a blog
sometimes I don’t get why some of you reblog random posts of mine like “today on the couch my mom said she really likes celery” *reblog* why?? did this happen to you too? are you mocking my mother? what’s happenninnnng
my mom isnt strict or anything but how some people act blow my mind, like people who swear at their parent??? I would be in heaven if I did that. people who say ‘you do it’ when their mom asks them to do the dishes???? rip to me. AND THE PEOPLE WHO
my mom said I looked like my aunt donna the way I am sitting just now
cewekjudes:I found a vietnamese place that’s halal in DC!!! I cried honestly & i only found out about it because I was trying to look for different halal places since my mom said she was sick of kebabs. It’s called Simply Banh Mi in Georgetown
My Mom said she wants Naruto to be her son and not gonna lie I’m so offended How can I compete with that??? He saved the world I can barely butter my own bread at dinner
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