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tombstonettromboners: viewtifulcrow: robotbisexual: bellaxiao: good job Coca Cola I haven’t laughed this hard in a while Thirsty ass family lol the fuckin twist at the end oh my god OMG. Effin’ hilarious! Mom wins out in the end, and
xurvos: I left handprints in the frost on my moms car and the water froze and its just so damn cool looking rn Like a cosmic crystal space palm
My moms bringing me to pizza ranch !
w0rththewait: childhood ^^^^ Legit, this movie was my toddlerhood. All of my imaginary friends were the little dinosaurs from this movie. I’m not even kidding. My mom loves to tell the story about how once, she took me to the store, and she put me
and-down-we-go: My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting” but she hit send when all it said was Hi Jeffrey, I am afraid
My mom was just telling me about the relationship she had with another woman
satan-boy: My mom still doesn’t understand I’m Trans so I got her a card
My mom and step-dad were at Walmart and saw a package of something called “Marvel Avengers Chibis” by the register. Knowing me well, they picked it up for me :) Holy crap you guys, these things are goddamn adorable. They’re 3 random
my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with “nothing” written in chocolate syrup on it
nick-avallone: i adore my mom beyond words but i have to mom-shame her for always doing this to me
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
coca-cola-anne: or smilies.A smiley guide I made to my mom because she doesn’t understand my smileys (3 first pictures)
lala-got-the-juice: idcaboutnousername: papifromdablock: i remember caught my mom takin my tooth and puttin money under my pillow. she slapped me and said “u dreaming” then walked out my room OMG 😂😂 Lmaoooooo
smilingtommo: i kept bugging my mom about not buying me my favorite popsicles and she kept saying “lacey i will buy them i will buy them relax” and i came home one day and my mom was like “i bought popsicles” so i go to the fridge and open
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
My mom is a racist. When she watches the news she's able to tell by the way the victim was hurt if the suspect was black or white.
vanillafrappubbino: building-an-unstoppable-fist: simonefiasco: hohokev: pretty-punisher: themarykateandashley: My mom and I which ones the fucking mom Are they 9 feet tall or is the ceiling super low all these questions NEED ANSWERS. black
taboo-mom-son: My mom and aunt are such a great team..
bbcformyfamily: When my mom found out I was at the trap house she came to pick me up. She found out I owed them money and they weren’t letting me go without payment. Thankfully my mom worked it out with them.
bbcformyfamily: For my mom’s birthday I invited over all of the black guys from school. I told my mom to put on something sexy and I had a surprise for her in my room. I’m not sure what she expected, but I know she loved her gift she didn’t leave
bbcformyfamily:When my mom found out I was at the trap house she came to pick me up. She found out I owed them money and they weren’t letting me go without payment. Thankfully my mom worked it out with them.
My mom just tell me that she found that she was pregnat of me 18 years ago... just the day Niall horan was turning one year old.
oomshi: dongboarding: oomshi: eat my ass My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first I respect that
cactus-crown: Inbread cats stop my mom sent me a forwarded e-mail with this stop MOM
amazingandonfire: once I asked my English teacher if teachers shipped their students and after explaining what shipping meant she told me that that is literally one of the most popular discussions in the staff room
theycallmemiketaylor: My mom made us Grumpy Hats! I need this to match my grumpy cat and my grumpy cat pillow. I would wear it all the time
My mom complains about me “using the Tv too much”, but it’s ok for her to be on it, like I can’t play my video games all day but its cool when you watch movies all day? What’s the difference? #hypocrite #wtf #fake #jackiechan
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hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
stunningpicture: After an unfortunate incident involving my girlfriend, my mom made this cake to apologize.
zackisontumblr:my mom will literally download any app
jazziebabycakes:hhomophobic:dinoonyourface: my mom caught my sister lip syncing for her life wurk Get itttttt
You've reached The House of Unrecognized Talent
loveremains4eva: barbaraitsshirley: asifonlyme: ell-zy: artsyasfuckk: Where is the damn lie my mom works from home… 😂 LMFAO CRINE
soggymoistmeat: blackdenimjeans: My mouth is sore cuz you be on that phone
communistbakery: themano: White moms my mom!!!!
kiabieber22: jackanthonyfernandez: better-than-kanye-bitchh: the difference between white parents and black parents Omg THIS WAS WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT THAT LIL WHITE BOY OMFG
tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay
omg I gotta share this cute story to you guys about my mom This really super hot day a couple weeks ago my mom and I were sitting outside just talking and drinking lemonade. She was just saying how really hot it was and that the grass looked all dry.
OMG
My mom just ordered pizza online, closed her laptop and said “bring me my pizza, pizza bitch” I cant fucking breathe
pieces-of-who-i-be: International Transgender Day of Visibility, we all start somewhere. The left picture is five years ago and was the day I told my mom she could dress me for senior pictures because they meant more to her than they did to me. It was
santamaslow: the christmas tree fell this was my mom’s response
bondoge: osamah: thatsmoderatelyraven: My mom said that if this post gets 500,000+ notes, then i can get a fluffy chicken like this one WE’RE SO CLOSE i dont care who u are if u dont reblog this i hate u
parasailin-sarahpalin: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer
rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: rnilkbreath: i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom my mom says i have to go to bed now which one of u meaners told who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’ WHO CHANGED IT FROM
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
frigerator: ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON
magicalmysterytardis: so my mom bought me new shower gel and i use caress so they have weird names and this one is called ‘tempting whisper’ so i was like what?
jerkidiot: iphone-420: jerkidiot: jerkidiot: my mom said i can only have one glass of milk a day wtf mom frick you mom WHY DO YOU HAVE A TGLASS THAT BIHG FOR MILK
lasagnababy: i have just about had it with my mom
my mom named me kyle
romangodfrey: lesreichenbachfinn: so today my mom was being all momish and she was like “what if we turned our house into a bed and breakfast” and I was like ummm yeah except there are literally no empty rooms in our house and she was like “we
tiredestprincess: “why do you want to take a picture of that store” - my mom
fatwink: i just asked my mom if we have a home security system and she just said “nope, but we got these” and started flexing her arms
babebraham:babebraham: i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed will u ever be proud of me mom
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying.if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
capitalvice: ruffaloon: omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
