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Oh my god sweetie …pound mommys pussy with that monster cock. I can’t believe I only just now discovered how fucking big you are
tombstonettromboners: viewtifulcrow: robotbisexual: bellaxiao: good job Coca Cola I haven’t laughed this hard in a while Thirsty ass family lol the fuckin twist at the end oh my god OMG. Effin’ hilarious! Mom wins out in the end, and
Oh my god my little boy is huge! It’s been a long time since I’ve had a man like this.
Your Son: Oh my god mom, your tits feel so good, I’m going to cum Your Wife: Yes baby, hurry up and cum before your father gets home from work. Wow, your cock is so much bigger than your father’s, I never get to do this with him. Give mommy
ididthethings: #he really is disarmingly sweet and genuinely charming #he’s not even trying he’s just fucking like that #when he was born he probably apologized to his mom for the fuss and told a nurse she was pretty that tag
antemrd: I GOT THIS AWESOME DIRKJAKE PRINT FROM MY BEST FRIEND AVICI TODAY, AND MY MOM JUST PUT IT IN THE FRAME Oh my god….
coelasquid: elzee3: biliouskaiju: krudman: krudman: Oh my god Mad Max Grandmas are playable in overwatch @coelasquid @biliouskaiju We were talking about how Overwatch needed more moms over ramen. Now there’s a Fury Road mom. I am so pumped about
airbenderedacted: pumpkinpiepuppy: babypaintbrush: babypaintbrush: my mom just sent me this he’s famous Now this is quality entertainment im crying. if u don’t pay attention you dont even see the push he just ascends
urtube: h0llo: boychic: kaijuleng: tattoosfade: oppressionisntrad: anarchist-memes: We are forced to live in a system that steals from us daily, Kill snitch culture. Important things to keep in mind! - never take from ‘mom and pop’ type store.
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
blairwitchhunty: rebeccacrane: I’M A JEDI AGAIN MOM Oh my god his mom yelling “NOOOOO” makes this vine for me
lez-bruh: abilliondollarsonaelevator: weloveshortvideos: Their mom came in IM SCREMAING OH MY GOD
vertigoats:look at these terrifying cookies my mom made for my sister’s baby shower tomorrow
earthnation: zer0square: Mom: let me see what you have! Kid: A KNIFE! Mom: NOOO!!! voice in the background: oh my god why does he have a kni-
chrc: the-snow: clysmian: askdrunkmomlalonde: oh my god I need this mother. Best. Mom. Ever.
theblueboxboy: Everybody wants to be the Doctor, but unfortunately Matt Smith’s trademark tweed jacket doesn’t come in everyone’s size. Fortunately for this kid, he’s got a clever mom who found a way to fashion an Eleventh Doctor jacket that
terrifiedmouse: Noiz taking ‘Your Mom’ jokes too far
koujaku killed his mom
callieohpeee: when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people
badgalarih: afro-dominicano: fuckkk man this is so fucked up no body should have to be going through this. that’s antonio’s mom. this really makes me sad man . christmas eve. almost the new year. he only had half a year left pretty much and he’d
beautifulblacksheep: fettylabelle: modelingschool: juugmayne: theliesofrello: succotashes: open-plan-infinity: Today has fucked me up like what the fuck is going ooooon? Is everyones sign in gatorade still? Whashappnin OH MY GOD he gotta die
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
modmad: ofpaintedflowers:Haven’t posted anything about my mom’s etsy shop in a while sojust look at those thingsYOUR MOTHER IS VERY GOOD AT STUFF WOWOW
koalacola:curioushabits:Watch this video. It’s like the ad for if Steven Universe was on Toonami or something more dramatic than CN.Yesss I am so glad to see this on my dash again
evgeniemalkin: one time I went grocery shopping with my moms friend and she’s an amputee so we parked in the handicap spot and then when we were leaving the car some white lady started screaming at her from across the lot saying she should be ashamed
hikki-ko-mori: so i was taking a bath a bubble bath to be specific i used half a bar of lush’s comforter (however you fucking spell it) and this happened crazy right? i think my mom’s tub is made of magic powers or something so i had a nice bath,
gudetamas-mom: I promise you that’s just hip and thigh, nothing too crazy is showing lmao Originally I was like “I need to lose a few pounds before I wear this” but now i’m like ???? nah i look fine. I’m going to a halloween party and me and
thecommonchick: MOM IM AN ADULT I CAN STAY OUT AS LATE AS I WANT but please schedule my dentist appt
meterapix: SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND
trans-mom: hollowedskin: trans-mom: tattoo artist: please stop moving anti-sjw: why?? am I triggering your delicate tattoo artist sensibilities?? trigger warning: waving arms and logic! you mad bro? huh, you ma - ow ow ow that’s not what the tat
xekstrin: not-cooper: My mom tried to grow a lemon tree here in rainy Washington state. im laughing so hard im crying over this tiny ass lemon
cyberpropaganda: *peridot voice* don’t tell mom
nocakeno: im going to kinkshame the fuck out of your mom
oakynymph: chelcperetti: One day when I was fifteen I said “ma you know what’d be funny, Shrek checks.” And she remembered. She held onto that thought for five years. I opened a checking account a month ago and my mom asked me if she could order
communistbakery: fuckingpunchmeintheface: communistbakery: growing up with three parents was really weird what?? u had three parents?? yeah my mom’s a gemini
unclefather: my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden
hanari502: ravenbohique: hanari502: ultramanginga: ash is in alola now because his mom’s mr. mime won a contest Why the fuck did he let a psychic pokemon gamble Look at him, Han, he’s a Mr. Mime fanboy, he’d let Ash’s dad do whatever I’m
purple-ocity: juelzsantanabandana: *slaps football out my teenagers hands* no child of mine is being a jock in this house this is a goth family “Mom you just don’t underst–” “That’s much better, thank you.”
clubsdeuce: clubsdeuce: my mom uses sweet bro and hella jeff magnets to tell me if the dishes are clean or dirty update: she’s now also putting “positivity” on our fridge she has no idea what sweet bro and hella jeff is
weavemama: weavemama: WHY ARE BOYS SO EXTRA tag yourself I’m “Josh mom”
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
daisypeach: daisypeach: you guys all talk about how “petty” you are but one time my mom was so annoyed that the house was a mess that she made an actual vlog of her walking around the house and calling out every single family member for their shit
klefable:i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”
glitchyspecter: Yesterday when I was walking in the park some kid comes up yelling at me “Hey! Hey mom!” I’m like wtf….I don’t have kids… I take my headphones out and I’m like “Do you need something lil dude?” “Oh, you’re not my
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
rubykgrant: sakurakimi: ALEX HIRSCH PLEASE MOM WHY ARE PHINEAS AND FERB SHAPED LIKE THAT
brokenbravery: i just woke my mom up to tell her obama won and her half-asleep response was “jesus fuckin hallelujah bring on the gays” i am so done
love-the-family: - Oh shit, he’s home early! Hurry up, get dressed! Where are my panties? Fuck, I can’t find panties! Have you seen my panties? Where are they? - I do not know mom! - Oh my god, he’s on his way up the stairs! My panties are
citylightsandnightflights: hancljob: mom!! we better go to the hospital! looks like im a Homosexual! Is this a joke
whitegirlsaintshit: i’m not wine mom or vodka aunti’m sherm grandpa
Mom Friend™
mirrortraffic: NEW DEVELOPMENTS apparently my mom is not even home and the person i hear puttering around the house is the carpet cleaning service I’VE BEEN YELLING ‘GRILL ME A CHEESE’ AT THEM FOR 20 MINUTES
Oh my god, my mom is using my sword to kill bugs on the ceiling.
soupery: bunch of stakes doodles bc im really pumped!! also i love the theory that marcy’s mom and simon were related mostly bc of this and the iry storyboard :v
Undertale is so cute wha t the fuck oh my gosh TORIEL OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SHEEP WHATEVER MOM
velvitmonroe: Real life square mom. Don’t repost
vagiants: Me: *before I take my first bite* Mom: is it good?
catsandcunts: We made a cake for our friends that let us stay with them for a few days We used this cool new non-stick pan for the first time that my mom gave me and then all of a sudden my life has never been a bigger disappointment than it
