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oh-no-theres-a-negro-in-my-mom: Oh you know just eating a banana. My friend saw this and called me a hooker lol Look at those grins!
tombstonettromboners: viewtifulcrow: robotbisexual: bellaxiao: good job Coca Cola I haven’t laughed this hard in a while Thirsty ass family lol the fuckin twist at the end oh my god OMG. Effin’ hilarious! Mom wins out in the end, and
Bruh I’m having the most omo trash feelings kick in lol..Mom: there! I vacuumed AND steam cleaned your room, now your floors all clean! It’s much better!Me: thanks so much!! It looks and feel so much better in here I t’s so spacious!.. and neat..
So my dad will be leaving for a business trip at like… 5 in the morning to Singapore. Until… Next week? Anyways, apparently my mom is so paranoid that she cannot sleep in her own room by herself, so she is now moving into my room (on the
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
diggym: blackgirlost: jessicastam:i-am-brosiedon: My mom’s says this was how it was when I came out. I love her. i love this “It wasn’t locked, we been at this door!” Love it lol I fucking wish .
chakiya: This probably isnt sexy at all but i want to show you guys these SUPER CUTE PANTIES my mom sent me. Fun fact: i LOVEEEEE cats LOL < |D’‘‘‘
turnmymusichigh: guys i am so excited for next weekend. TOWELLLLLS. I wish I got to go to more games this season :’( My dad wanted to take me to the Cowboys game, but my mom was like LOL FLEX MADE IT AFTER WORK BYEEE. Le boo. At least they
bookishbutcorruptible: ruthseriouslydothis: doctorbartycrouchjr: nugget—princess: tyleroakley: basedthursday: go to cvs.com and search for “decor” oh oh #oh Well then.
carsonphillips: when my mom took care of babies my favorite story is about this toddler named eli who took a while to talk and everyone was concerned about it but one day my dad was like “eli, can you say ‘car’?” and he looks at my dad and goes
1sexyhornywife:Went to visit my mom today. We went shopping at the walmart in marianna. This random guy enjoyed my outfit and asked for a pic with me! So here it is lol
imabrickshithouse: microwave-is-not-an-onomatopoeia: I cannot even fathom how much I laughed at this #I told this to my mom’s book club leader and he didn’t find it so funny LOL
chakiya: This probably isnt sexy at all but i want to show you guys these SUPER CUTE PANTIES my mom sent me. Fun fact: i LOVEEEEE cats LOL
minaluvsyou84: joichang: i literally just showed this to every mother at my work. AMAZING. Lol ^_^ My mom was the same way!
soccer-mom-marie: Last entry for “Rate My Dick Wednesday”. This couple is decent at best! Lol
andreii-tarkovsky: Black-ish - “The Word” I geeked at this when k watched this with my mom today. She just glared at me, and I was like “hell nah ion let that shit slide.” Lol
Mom has offered to take me to waffle house for breakfast. On one hand I’ve never been there before, on the other hand, I would have to change out of my pjs to do it and I can always make blueberry pancakes at home… this is a hard decision, lol Edit:
trippyspice: mdotcarper: og6foot: trippytrillcunt: I thought this was a voiceover but I was wrong lol 😂😂😂😭 Me at my daughters 🏀ball game @queenterren you already know what’s up Lmfao me as a soccer mom
thatdudeemu: This man gave us his life to make a funny vine cause I know his mama killed him after this lol ^^^^Thank you for giving us ur life my friend at least he died after a funny vine my mom would have best the shit out of me
Ive never been this terrified of someone like this….
sooo I think I have arthritis or something lol, my knees have hurt really bad at random times for years so thats not really normal but after working the last two days with my hands non-stop I woke up this morning and my hand that I mainly used hurt and
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