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daeum: me and my mom tbh.
eli-vent: eraserheadsmash: kaizen-system: openblogtomyabusivemother: Well this is freaking brilliant. Is this written by my mom did my mom also write this My parents wrote this lmao
alohomorashlie: you guys have no idea how much that stupid l’oreal no tears shampoo post was fucking annoying me lmao LIKE EVERY TIME I SAW IT I WAS SHOUTING IN MY HEAD ‘YOU’RE ALL FUCKING WRONG’ also i always wanted that in watermelon scent
denselessly: coffeeandchapstick: I graduated today! I have a crush and I’m telling my mom about it Good then u can introduce me 2 her :p
itspissbuddy: if this blog gets deleted tell my mom i love piss
chekhov: My mom went on my account and unfollowed you sorry
lexicution3r: lexicution3r: my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate. “How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?” “How is there NO CHOCOLATE???” “DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM
spadenightmaren: spadenightmaren: MY MOM FOUND THIS OLD TOY FROM WHEN I WAS LITTLE AND IT MAKES THIS NOISE WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT
cynicalgemologist: ssjgssjgoku: ssjgssjgoku: who let the dogs out but with a “WHO” on every single beat http://puu.sh/iHr9a/d492b8c9e3.mp3 i played this and my mom came in and slammed my door shut
captioned-vines: Barbie Dad: [singing] “When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty? Will I be rich?” Child offscreen: [shouting] “Mom! Dad’s being weird again!” Barbie Dad: [shouting] “No, I’m not!”
Lol you know that post that goes “Mom: when are you getting a job? Me: idk its a surprise” ? Lol well its a surprise for me too 😓😂
persianartkid: asthetick: background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere. my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were
yungraregoddess: sirdel: Notorious drug lord Pablo Escobar and his son in front of the White House. 1980’s His son is trynna get at my mom lmao
dontletthisheartgo: colorthemwonderfulxo: theclearlydope: His parents made him replace his “I’m dead inside” sign with engineering. [via] IM JUST SCREAMED AND WOKE UP MY MOM LMAO
jonhsboyegas: Obviously my mom and dad got to come on set while I was filming.
my mom just got mad because I asked her if a newborn baby smells like pussy fluid lmao
koujaku killed his mom
shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: shutthefuckupcas: My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically Update my mom just told me that if I had even
meatfighter: shesheistyy: cardozzza: klansas00: afatblackfairy: bettiefatal: crime-she-typed: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!! Important @my mom Lmao I wouldn’t want someone else’s daughter wearing skimpy clothes around my husband,
becuzbacon: yo-adeta: I asked my mom if we could get some McDonalds, she said we got food at homeI said bitch whereshe said in the fridgeI said: bitch where A masterpiece
cardozzza: klansas00: afatblackfairy: bettiefatal: crime-she-typed: I SWEAR TO GOD THIS WAS MY CHILDHOOD!!!! Important @my mom Lmao I wouldn’t want someone else’s daughter wearing skimpy clothes around my husband, so yes, cover up. You are
red-paladins: part 2 of my deaf/hoh!Keith aumaybe we should have Shiro interpret ^^; first pic based on this lance has the same book as my mom lmao
pumpkinthot: westindian-alien: la-tenore-regina: phiife: vinebox: “Pranked my mom by knocking on a random hotel door while we was walking” He is the most stressful son ever omg LMAO he is always pranking his mom omggg lmao leave this poor
nerdsarerhapsodic: One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
what-mom: i love you, i whisper to my last chicken nugget as i eat it.
recentgooglesearches: name of anime with very constipated spiky men This is exactly what my mom called DBZ when my brother and I would watch it lmao
officialwhitegirls: primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back
radoedipus: Biggest plot twist of my life, I remember looking at my mom when this part played thinking “oh no, what do I do” like it was some how my fault
motherofpalms:Guy in novela on tv: “yo siempre te cuidaré” My mom yellin in the kitchen: ASI DICEN TODOS
rlaph: My mom wants me to start drama
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: yetimati: catchymemes: “My mom painted this and said no one would like it. It’s her 2nd painting.” “I painted somebody’s mom” “Took a while and not perfect, but i painted the guy who painted the other guy’s
lmao going through my tweets from last night, i do not remember tweeting half that shit and then i realized i texted my mom something that i meant to tweet, on accident omg lol
Lmao!!! I know for a fact if I wasn’t scared of my parents when I was younger my mom would probably be a grandma by now. Lord bless her.
andrewbelami: totalariana: When you ask your Mom for money and she ask where your money at your mom:
me-la-pelas: snitchykermit: Like to laugh? Follow Snitchy Kermit Omg this is sooo my mom lmao
melissathebattlingblogger: My mom is savage
lukehiemings: i remember in second grade i got a new purple sharpener and this girl who i was “friends” with asked me to have it and I was like ???? no my mom just bought this for me yesterday and she said “if you dont give me the sharpener we’re
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
“I would consider smashing my sandwich in your face, but I realized it’d be a waste of a tomato sandwich.” -my mom to me
robotmango: i assume that, like, all of nyc is in on a conspiracy to hide the truth about blunt force head trauma from daredevil. like, to… protect his feelings??? the cops must be like “oh, yeah buddy, you really dinged those bad guys up! they’ll
my mom just told me she’s going to buy the diabetic kit for the american girl dolls because i have three of them.lmao i haven’t seen those dolls since i was 18 and they were in my closet. i haven’t played with them since i was about 13 years old.i
silenciondulado:fornaxed:i know every single one of my latinx friends has been here MY MOM 😩
my mom: “you look gorgeous.. did you hear what i said?” me: “something about a ham?”
laughfever: Hi, I’m Timmy Turner and i STOLE FROM MY MOM’S PURSE
I grew up listening to björk because my mom is a big fan of her… so thanks to my mom i love björk so fucking much lmao
jen-iii: Tiny moms au where Steven actually met Ruby and Sapphire before Jailbreak but dosen’t remember because he was just a tiny babbu with tiny moms taking care of him when Greg can’t
My dad just commissioned me lmao
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Going to the DMV :’D Good thing is that I’m spending time with my mom after so we’re gonna go get our nails did and I’m getting a haircut and then maybe lunch so hella
Got my hair cut today and the DMV actually wants bad at all (apparently I’m really lucky with that lmao) and I got an awesome lunch heck yea today went well~
There’s snow!! Feat. My mom lmao
Okay Im going to class but I had a thought that I need to write outa branch of ‘No Chill Sapphire’ that is ‘Baseball Mom Sapphire’100% cheerleader extraordinaire that will cuss the shit out of the umpire for any call that goes against her wifes
Out with me mom and Casey and tried to get a good picture I succeeded
Also recently got my other hand tattooed lol
when I was in high school we were cheating so much during tests that the day before a test instead of asking me if I studied my mom asked me if I prepared the cheating sheets
oh my, oh my stars
tiredestprincess: “why do you want to take a picture of that store” - my mom
phhat: lmao bro my mom got upset with my abuela and blocked her on facebook, now my mom asks me how to unblock, and my abuela had blocked her back 💀 drama
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