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One of my all time best porn stars, India Summer!She has an interesting story behind her porn career.. As you might already know, she is happily married and they enjoy swinging as a couple..After a while, swinging fantasy turned into something different
whorehaters: My bitch’s cunt has pushed out three babies out of her sloppy hole. One from another man, two from my cock. Look at this beautiful used and stretched 48yo cunthole. Truly an example of a stretched whore. Nice description of how her
lovethefamly: One day I sat on the couch with my girlfriend an her mom wathing TV, my girlfriend went to the bathroom. and her mom turned to me. -So you like my daughter do you? she lets you touch her breasts? like this? no? She has not even shown
hungson-21: A year or so has passed since mom and dad divorced and I have chose to stay with my mom. One day she confided in me that the thing she missed most was sucking cock. My bold self suggested that I could help her with that and that she doesn’t
iandmyfamily: My Mom has a nice ass. Like, really nice. One day, after I’d been drinking, I complimented her ass, telling her she had the nicest ass I’d ever seen. That she’d ruined my opinion of other women’s asses because they just didn’t
parkerhurley: Benny TecsonI rarely wear t-shirts but luckily I had my favorite one on me. I got this t-shirt at a thrift store for 3 bucks in upstate PA where my mom is from. It has this awesome vintage Star Wars print. It has a snow speeder on the front
frillybowsandlace: Koala is my nickname with one of my friends. It was also one of my 1st stuffed animals when I was born that my mom still has!
llovespell: timelordy-teganbreann: everycage: savingthedead: i will continue to reblog this until it gets the notes it deserves because elephants If your heart isn’t melting it’s because you don’t have one. it WaVED My mom has this idea that
So my mom has this short toe, her fourth toe. I always thot it was kinda funny. I never thot about how it affecte her as a kid. I’m sure it was pretty bad. Working in orthopaedics u find out about so many conditions. I thot she was the only one
canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit: canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit: My mom has a really nice etsy shop and no one has ever bought anything from it and only I’ve favorited things so I’m promoting it in the hopes that someone will check it out Everyone
Lolol Lowkey ironic how I’m the one always doing holds and holding my pee for admittedly unhealthy amonts of time daily…Yet my mom, that pees all the time, comes into my room and miserably tells me she has a UTI LMAO sorry mom!
rainbowjackandstuff: zackisontumblr: oreointrouble: zackisontumblr: which flavor would be your favorite? This has GOT to be the most hilarious video. He’s so adorable and I kinda really wanna try flavoured condoms now. update: my mom ate one of
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
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thedoctorpokemonx: butchthefurry: yukithewuff: randomrazl: crrocs: What if everyone’s parents start getting tumblr like they did with Facebook Lol my mom has one… and follows me… and my blog is a gay furry blog…sooooooooooooo…….
dannerzz: my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways
pjkm: Jimin said: “When I was young, I liked anime series ‘One Piece’ so much. I especially loved Zoro, one of the characters in the anime. I used to tell my mom ‘I will be the number one swordsman in the world!’” For that reason, Jimin has
kogeikun: Exclusive Pin-up For Patreons (90´s Show)Published Nov 9, 2016 The winner of this month has been one of my favorite series. The dexter’s laboratory. And as it could not be the one chosen was the mother of Dexter. One of my favorite milf
numbersfourletters: iamnaturalhigh: I AM BATMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN pawnshopheart: (via beatrizbayani) =0 so awesome funny story, my mom has recently become friends with a group of Korean ladies and one of them offered me a job
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
I just got off phone with my mom and she told me that one of her friends who lives in the same building as she has even offered to stay nights with her if she wants to. She makes sure my mom at least gets a bit of sleep and tries to eat. I can’t thank
Here’s a cute story about my dogs -One evening, Leonard was sleeping in my mom’s room (he likes to sleep on her bed) while Vincent was sleeping by the couch in the living room while we were watching TV. The house has kind of a U shape, so my mom’s
I just got home and my dads car was gone. I went in the house and my mm and adad are gone and no ones home and every light is treuned on and my mom has been really sick the past two days and now Im trying not to panic cause im about to freak out and i
thegirlnamedrachel: my dads name is michael crawford which is, consequently, also the name of the original phantom from phantom of the opera and there was that one scene from high school musical where corbin bleu was like “my mom has a picture of michael
fandomsandfeminism: floweredprouvaire: hey guys!!so my mom has a shop on Etsy where she usually makes fandom related things - gloves, pillows, shoulder bags, etc., but she recently decided to start making pride beanies!! the ones pictured in the first
twinkiesniper: For years, my mom has been asking me to help her find female characters to cosplay who are over 50 and not overly sexualized. There really arent too many. So as soon as overwatch announced a 60 year old sniper, I painted up one of my old
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
monster-staxxx: thissbrowngrl: rubyvroom: fileundermiscellany: garurumvn: mutisija: studiousmedic: mcride: slaygnstonhughes: gabrielleamaris: the-prophet18: universaldelusion: cutecurvycoffeebrat: Lol savage I no longer believe in the human
phantomdoodler: other stories my mom has from working at the police department: one of the detectives got his tie caught in a paper shredder one of the detectives was showing off his gun and accidentally discharged it across the office. luckily the
btr-1direction: theperksofshippinglarry: queentommobitch: slutschapel: the phone case ^^^ crying b.c my mom has the same one. i almost bought that one… so masculine
Mom has offered to take me to waffle house for breakfast. On one hand I’ve never been there before, on the other hand, I would have to change out of my pjs to do it and I can always make blueberry pancakes at home… this is a hard decision, lol Edit:
ourfamilyfun: one of the hottest things that i have ever seen was when i was 18 and my mom let me come with her to my aunts for one of there “girls nights.” it was then that i found out that my aunt has been my mothers sex slave since they were in
chibi-blue-scapula:artificialverse:wickedcriminal:ankle-beez:Oh boy I can’t wait to see the season premiere of ’My Mom Sold Me To One Direction’, that one’s a true classic“To mine for stories” steal? Steal stories?If I had
psyducked: cyberho: my mom has no idea I use her crafting scissors to trim my pubes Use the zig zag ones for extra flair
harl3yquinn: thelilnan: nickgrimsaw: i cant stop laughing what the fuck that’s one hell of a slippery slope My mom has tattoos and I turned out just fine. Well, relatively fine but that was because of her twerking and weirdness not her tattoos
theheftyhideaway: My mom has one of those aluminium trees!
afronerdism: astrotitanium: just some tea… •bratz has and will always be better than barbie, their entire character base is full of diverse ladies and gents , there’s ONE main white character out of the Big Four and she doesn’t steal the spotlight
holes-of-mom: Every beginning of a school year my mom would park her car in the school parking lot, get all of my male classmates to line up and wait their turn to fuck her 😓 It can be humilating knowing that every one of my classmates has fucked
just had a long talk with my mom about accounting and her job and financial treasury hospital stuff. anyone who has ever asked my mom a question knows how one simple question leads to a whole lecture/talk about life and stuff LOLOL. tell me i’m
lovenerdeen: qalbee: arabswagger: mediterraneenne: #Oscar4Palestine :’) A THOBE AT THE OSCARS Isn’t that more of a takchita or abaya, almost? No that’s a thobe! Trust me my mom has one that looks just like it lol
My friend met my mom last night and we watched argentina v usa together and then he drove me to work to finish up a few things and I died because lemme tell you he started singing one of his songs in the studio and it has like an echo going on and I was
incestluv: My mom has finally given in to my advances, becoming a willing participant in our sexual escapades. One day she told me that she wanted me to blow my load on her face like in those porno’s I watched and I of course obliged. We were both
mymomthemilf: I “accidentally” threw away all my mom’s clothes, so now she has no choice but to be naked until she has new ones. Of course, she can’t go out in public to buy them, I have to be the one to do it. So whenever I go out, I’ll just
mrslowcountry: tonydezz: pobredreamer: the last one hahah My mom has said ALL of these haha OMFG that last one!!
incestiousfeelings: My mom has been feeling lonely and I wanted to give my husband a great birthday present. So to kill two birds with one stone I asked her to help me give him a great night of passion. It looks like we’re having a birthday every weekend
crowwingedangel replied to your post: my mom found out how to change her desktop and now… I still have to show my mom how to change hers my one now has learned it haha sob they grow up so fast!
