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My kids will be at Grandma’s tonight, so my boy-toy Addison will be coming over as soon as I get off work! I haven’t decided yet if I will ask him if my hubby can join us, or just have my hubby listen from the living room and take sloppy seconds when
bustysister: After months of snooping on my kid sister’s camera, I finally found what I was looking for. The guilt had stopped weeks ago and I didn’t hesitate to start jerking it right there in her room.
just saw a mother and her son walk by the apartment, poor kid was on a leash. i;d.put.my.kids.on.a.leash
I love my kid.
me: hey u wanna see my kids?me: [takes wallet out and flips out tiny collection of photos of my precious ocs]
I did! All my kids came and we went out to eat! I had so much fun!from left to rightMarie, Nea, Belle, Benedict, Sam and Stone!
I dont wanna do my hw so bad im just makin a lot of comics of my kids..
bunnyaimee: ussenterpancakes: bearholdt: pastelmorgue: marshmallowpuffs: toptiermage: I want to see this in a horror game Those trees are really prett— oh. OMG ….oh Oh my god. There are no words to describe how quickly my face went from
my son’s names will be liam severus and hayden camden. my daughter’s name is undecided right now.
astromot: prettyboyshyflizzy: stardusted: at this point I don’t even know what to say my kids not having no white friends im sorry
Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
meanplastic: my kids: sing us a song to sleepme: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
what-a-shnook: “You remind me of my kid sisterShe read so much, she got a blisterA big one, I mean bigOn her brain, what a shnook!”—Bowser, “Ignorance is Bliss” Some concept art of what Bowser’s ‘kid sister’ might’ve looked like. Don’t
I went to my kids’ musical this weekend and I was SO IMPRESSED! My gosh! It was In the Heights and I was just so proud c: Most of them did set design/lighting and it looked really great. The acting and the vocals were also amazing, which is
I’ve also internalized that no one really wants to hear about anything I have to say, which sucks. I want to talk about my experience rereading chernow’s hamilton biography or my kids or fandom stuff and I just kind of go “stop talking
as that height post is floating around my dash, I just want to remind everyone that I am 5'2"ish of concentrated bitterness about it.
kaworunaglsa: thats my kid!!!!
bakaunagi:one of my third graders has a special talent for making 2-frame comics that really speak to me
todotella: croptop josuyasus as part of my Everyone in Morioh Wears Croptops Agenda (dont tag as genderbend/crossdressing THanks)
hospitalvespers: my good good kids
stef-masc: My piece for @jovaline‘s Ham4Pamphlet project! To my dearest Betsey, Best of Wives, and Best of Women. I had the wonderful pleasure of being a part of this zine that Arielle organized through friends in order to put together an amazing cast
ginkohs: did a quick wind-down draw of the kids!! (my kids)
ask-okuyasu-nijimura:I shaved my legs for this I’m a spicy boy
slab-o-meat: one time my dad told mom “so our kid’s been listening to devo” and my mom sighed real dramatically and went “oh great”
mother-duster: “Not all at once ladies :)” I say to the rats that bite my ankles
worldofwellness: Not my picture but I had to share. I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HEARD THIS SINCE HAVING MY DAUGHTER. IT INFURIATES ME. STOP PUTTING IT INTO GIRLS’ HEADS THAT “IF THEYRE MEAN TO YOU THEY LIKE YOU” BULLSHIT. NO
Me and my kids. Got my basement all tore up, toys everywhere. #blackout
My kids, ages 4, 3 and 11 months
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: pearlmarley: “Because her size is threatening and my knee and entire weight is clearly needed to keep her down” If this had been my child that I raised from day one and this race soldier had parked his cracker
tastefullyoffensive: (via OneTrueBanana) All true. My kids wear more food than they eat. My floor sees more food than the refrigerator does. I should invest in swiffer, I buy so much of the shit to clean the floor. I got food fingerprints all on the
sodomymcscurvylegs: Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!” Me: Not gonna lie, I miss having both.
chellzaintshit: Between this shit here and looking at a video of a 15 year old finally coming out and saying his was sexually abused by a 16 year old when he was 6, I fear for my daughter and my future children. My daughter is 6 and I’m very glad
sixpenceee: An Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart Story by kittythewildcat Open Letter to the Woman at Walmart: I saw you when I walked in. It looked like you had been there awhile. My cart was empty save for the soda I threw in as I walked by the
Happy blackout from me and my kids
lala-got-the-juice: idcaboutnousername: papifromdablock: i remember caught my mom takin my tooth and puttin money under my pillow. she slapped me and said “u dreaming” then walked out my room OMG 😂😂 Lmaoooooo
notchicken: OH MY GOD No, don’t want him to die. Because then we get Pence. Now if Pence dies too, then I’m with it.
2jam4u: honeyampoule: mamashug: sauvamente: tylovesu: jehovahhthickness: half-moonbae: kosmicbrujx: kissingcloudss: virgoassbitch: Jessica…. lol or Rosella. And the other names I considered for my daughter were Eva and Olivia Ciara🙄😂
The kids’ first time at a beach. Been bugging me about going to the beach for a year now, we finally at one. I never been to Myrtle Beach before, I’m loving it here.
karayray1: accras:When baby attacks… This is so pure I miss this phase of parenthood….nowadays when my kids “attack” it lowkey hurt because they getting so big
harryedward: i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes Kids in kindergarten got whole iPhones, shit is wild
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
I get Xtra lazy when I’m high. I really need twist or scarf my hair but I’m too high
black-moon-anime: I know it looks nothing like her, shush. It’s my drawing and I can do what I want.
My #RoadDawgs 🐾 Coop De’Ville: Leading Man 💡 🐾 Cece Buffé: Main Blacktress 🎥 🐾 Roman Bridger: Director 🎬 #dogs #chihuahuas #mixes #kids #family #loves
ilovekimjaejoong: “Thanks for always being so good to my kids!! This was about 4 years ago I think. 578 days left… “ - John Egg Instagram Update: sharing old Vid of Jaejoong with his Son. (c)
My #kids ! :). #husky #malamute #cute #dogsofinstagram #dog #puppy #bestfriend #love #ig #igers #carladestruction #bostonandcarla
gwallamama:“When you’re a kid you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are going to be right about that.”
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
kylajaykay: mamayuuma: “what will your kids think of that tattoo?”my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like your parents did i’m just going to reblog this over and over
sad-jew-with-cake: my sister-in-law, who has no kids and does not spend time around children ever, decided she wanted to take my kids on an “outing” yesterday. (she sees them like 4 times a year usually). she took them to some weird historical u.s.
just-shower-thoughts: In fifteen years, I’ll be complaining to my kids that they don’t make memes like they used to.
Love In Kids en We Heart It. http://weheartit.com/entry/74718412/via/javirayen
My future kid for sure
Aww , yup my kid will look like that
kyleecarrigan: @mossyoakmaster. Every time I see this photo set I feel like they would be your kids. Hahaha yea for sure! Carhartts , lil sunglasses, and kids romeos ( the shoes ) playing in the dirt .. totally going to be my kids 😍 goals
My future kid will dress like this 😍
dadpat-tactual: ruthless-rage: oregonw0lf: queen-vkc: Give me some knuckle @tiltawhirrl this will be our child 😂 @dadpat-tactual this is your future kid 😂😭👏 Right 😂😭 Kid goals
on-a-jacked-up-tailgate: iceheavy-branches: I want one of those marriages where they’ve been married 20 years but are still crazy in love and still cuddle on the couch and kiss a lot. I want those kind of marriages that make my kids nauseous because
my new homework companions
Boris Stay Away From My Nan.
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