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That’s the kind of shit that will get me squirming and writhing like an idiot. It’s even better when he does this while I’m restrained, it’s the most perfect torture. Just feeling the touch of his hands on my clit makes me want
That time my snake tried to eat herself. What an idiot. haha Well, what really happened was I’d fed her the day before and some mouse goo squeezed out onto her body while she was eating it and when she woke up from her food coma the next day, she
snommelp: eroticcannibal: grannyweatherwaxshat: seelcudoom: dad4god: politijohn: Where does it say in the constitution or any of the amendments that eating is a human right? it also doesn’t say you have a right to not be murdered, its a piece
~Click for nsfw Johnlock~ “Idiot! You jumped into the Thames in mid January! You could have died!” “Well, you jumped in after me. What does that make you?” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ This is my johnlockchallenges valentines gift
when the character in the book/fanfiction you are reading does something really embarrassing and you suffer secondhand embarrassment and you just have to stare at the ceiling and whisper you are an idiot why would you do that oh my god
suddenlyoranges: i like people that refer to their head as their ‘stupid lizard brain’ or similarlike fuck yeah im a dumbass fuckin lizard who does idiot things with my little ol’ lizard brain
sonofjocasta: My God, I can hardly stand it! Every year he does this to me, making me cum all day long. It absolutely melts my brain and turns me into a gibbering idiot. I never thought it would be possible that I could teach my son to eat pussy
porcelaincloud: My cat: comfortable, hasn’t moved in 3 hours Me: gives one (1) pat Cat: my rest……… it has been,, disturb ed……..I ………..can no longor……lay here…. must go…..
