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snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told my friend “I’m here I’m queer I wanna go home” and my openly gay teacher walked in and said “same” today on “things that never happened”
2000ish: do-not-feed-the-drug-child: pickledfuhrer: Tara Strong Timmy Turner and Bubbles, everyone. OH MY GOD
lloydthedeceiver: kat-whiskerz agentofxana ordinarytalk Turn the sound on for this. DEAR GOD TURN THE SOUND ON FOR THIS HE ACTUALLY KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE JACK I SHOULDN’T HAVE UNMUTED THIS SINNOW I CAN’T STOP WATCHNG IT
snowboxes: bird-strider: for my english class we had to make movie trailers for lord of the flies. i got my boyfriend to help me whip up this piece of shit and i got a hundred on it. i was the only one in my class who got a hundred @markerpolitics
starfleetrambo: napkinbatch: dasmuskel: slitherkitty: OH GOD, I can’t believe it never occurred to me that these were living people and they died. I kind of just Did anyone else sort of feel REALLY bad when all of a sudden “Suicide” This show.
fiji-kiki: pastel-pwussy: beautyisopinion: myhiphopmelody: thispoetspace: post-noire: blkoutqueen: kasterborouskid: withallduedisrespect: whatshakesupmymind: 😂😂 “I will call God…” 😐😂😂😂😂 @blkoutqueen hear nah…ah
squibney: My little sister is 11 and she likes to come into my room a lot and hang out with me, but sometimes when she comes in I’m in an introverted or depressed mood and don’t want to talk to anyone. Tonight she came in and said that my room was
dickpong: dickpong: THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT i just met my step-brother for the first time
candiikismet: illbegotdamn: laythatruth: lwdwnlrettabrown: theryanproject: ayoaprell: thebestoftumbling: a look inside my college textbook (x) The music.. my gawd this is perfect My song @theblackdahliam0rdor looooook!! wow I love this lmao
pyropi: glamourweaver: galasdian: sjavftusifuj: GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT this is really bizarre I will donate money to get this aired on TV I watch this daily.
keetongu: hotcoldcoffee: kksshootingstar: I made the god of the underworld cry
raideo: fornaxicator: The References in this show are ridiculous OH MY GOD?
thekingsvoice: rainbowshotgunss: importunados: lovemeblve: calviniism: danyoyo: beysexuality: Your god tier is shit and your shit tier is life Whoever made this, you don’t love yourself who the fuck puts raisin bran above apple jacks Now I
thahalfrican: kidxforever: aaliyoh: i’m. God The Internet was a mistake.
urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
emmersdrawberry: emmersdrawberry: Ok for some god awful reason YouTube recommend this to me. It’s a surprisingly well edited fan video shipping Jim from Treasure Planet with… I guess both Ariel and her daughter Melody??? The video starts off
Oh god I need to share this with the world
imthegirlwhowaited: spookyviper: Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this they’re saying it’s 3am and they’re so tired and lets just drive and get out of here and then it happens and they’re like ‘well that woke me up”
skeletosrex: adhdahri: In the Chinese localisation of Overwatch,Reaper is predictably named 死神 (si-shen),which means grim reaper/shinigami/death god/what have you However,a common nickname for him as a result is 屎神 (shi-shen),which instead means “shit
bleutempete: I tried to play god. I shouldn’t have
tastefullyoffensive: God is an angry cat. (via dak_181)
malcolmxfanclub: The funniest shit I’ve read today is this tweet where someone said lightening is just God taking screenshots for judgment day
leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.
cacktis: oh god
meakaira: he’s so cute i swear to god im gonna die
toteslegitfoxnews: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, UNMUTE THIS!
candiikismet: Dear God in heaven
thecheesyllama: So whenever my hearing aids run out of battery, a deep-ass man’s voice goes off right next to my ear drum yelling “B A T T E R Y”, and, every time, without fail, giving me a minor heart attack. And since my hearing aids aren’t
croptop2014: j5h: imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason imagine praying to God and going to church
jinta:I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
just-zuko-things: just-sokka-things: theoceanempress: ashryvvr: theoceanempress: my gf….. is like the sun explain she’s a star and makes my day bright by simply existing My first gf turned into the moon That’s rough buddy
cleffa-clefairy-clefable: “i will snap this little shit’s neck so fast i swear to god don’t fuckin test me”
champagnethotti: bxtchrelax: trebled-negrita-princess: pachata: adarryll: dominirican-mami: Lmao my ache, my other ache, a black cat, and some cheese. LORD HAMMERCY ON MY LIIIIFE 😂😂😂 they said cheese 😂😂😂😂
webuycrystals: webuycrystals: Will Somebody Please Get Him Out Of My Home He Is Riding A Bike Through My House And Touching All Of My Furniture And He Will Not Leave
kyloren-is-my-life: republicansno: swansingr: tarntino: all these fuckboys but who is the fuckfather zeus #i meAN YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT WRONG fuckboy: I wanna put my dick in it.zeus: my son
captaincroptop: peridotic: gay-rocks-are-best-rocks: captaincroptop: “Gimmie that thing. I’ll show ya’ how to do it.” - My dad after seeing me taking selfies w/ my Rose Quartz wig who is she Aw it has returned Welcome back to my blog,
danekez: danekez: Add “raised by a biker” to the list of things that sound fake in my life. - Born to a teenage single mother- My “dad” is a biker, started dating my mom while she was pregnant. Committed to fathering a child that was not his
ronansgansey: ronansgansey: my sister texted me telling me that my dad didn’t want to go see magic mike with her because of all the naked men dancing and as an argument he asked my openly gay sister if she would enjoy sitting through a 2 hour movie
evanhhansen: hallowsbian: evanhhansen: hallowsbian: you know when you’re at the dentist/orthodontist and they give you that AirTube that just gets rid of all your spit and makes you feel like you met a wind god and deepthroated his tornado dick
scotchtapeofficial: god-from-the-bible: vinylfem: videofunnyhorse: It’s weed day Please remember to stay hydrated on this day of weed. Drink water regularly or I will hurt you. Please drink water. drink weed Drink fucking water or die. You
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
salma:yaoibutts:shavingryansprivates:introducing… SPOONS!OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF This kid needs a nobel prize
madelezabeth: this isn’t even funny. it’s just stupid. painfully stupid. :U also i just got a new computer and this is the first thing I draw with it like you literally cannot take me anywhere My 8 year old sister who was reading over my shoulder:
At a conference, Stephenie Meyer said: “The God of Writing sent me to earth to show people how to write.” When J.K Rowling heard, she looked at the ground, puzzled, and then said, “I didn’t send anyone.”
ellenseyes: justsomebirdie: liesintheskye: oh my god, my whole childhood in a post most of my childhood. Wait, do americans and english have a shared childhood?
inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon Me: Good god, I need a drink.Tipsy bartender: What you want to drink?Me: Just fuck me up with one glass.Tipsy bartender: I gotchu, fam.
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY BOOBS SO DAMN BIG OMG I COULD REST MY CHIN ON THEM. does any skinny person with no boobies want them? por favore. oh my god.
all this one girl does on her facebook is complain about being single. god quit your bitching
OH MY GOD and I just kind of started getting into photography and darf saw one of my pictures I took while at a conservation area and he freaked out and was like ‘this is really good, no really this is really a great picture and if you put it online
neukgol-hsfanarts: rumminov: scarvenrot: scarvenrot: vanillavalerian: alterniasfinest: My dick is huge. OMG Alterniasfinest, I fucking love you LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD JESUS CHRIST YOU PEOPLE GOING THROUGH MY BLOG AND FINDING
magicalzonbi: a-radioactive-platypus: tocifer: there is nothing ok with this. at all Oh my god. :(
kirvia:redraw ing a scene from the upd8 oh god its been 84 years
baby-make-it-hurt: Oh my god. Lucky I’m not wearing pants… They would need replacing.
sharingmyhusband: Oh my God I love this 😍😍😍
i just watched respire aka breathe and oh my god what a masterpiece omg i’m in shock
I needed to draw my lord and savior Penny so here she is my god this took a while to color tumblrs making this look worse than it actually is otl
fortfrancis: i drew that five years ago i drew that five days ago if you think you suck at drawing, keep drawing because oh my god you are bound to get better ok
Titled; How many tattoos can I give my design of Chained Rose AU Yang? Answer: not enough
lavabendinggemqueen: *goes on jen-iii’s blog*the sun comes out, my skin clears up and my body is rid of toxins
![leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L. “[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/981344ebfcdc753f11b27fd1ac080d3e/6f840910826ede5d-d1/s512x512u_c1/5d8665903d42a8f6d5f940aa599a43d4534bed8e.jpg)
