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600goingon700: Happy (Worship My) Fat Friday! If you assume the average 6'0" or so male is about 196 pounds, then this means that this gaining god’s being is roughly two-thirds soft, jiggly lard. And I have only one thing to say to that&helli
omo-god: Wetted my two jeans ^-^ It might look weird but I was really trying to keep my hands from holding myself until I involuntarily lost control of my bladder in my pants. And what do you know, I did! Enjoy! -jakie <3
anicegoodboy: Oh god yes that’s it boys, show me how much you want to worship my pussy and ass. I love how obedient you are for me now. You love being my two good boys now, don’t you.
askmoria: ((OOC: While I don’t strongly ship any One Piece characters, I do think that the Kuma/Moria pairing is cute, though it becomes really depressing when I try to consider it seriously; canonically, the former is now a mindless automaton, and
scatlover: alinabrina: holdyourorgasm: bisexual-redhead: budgetz: OH MY FUCKING GOD My life is now complete http://holdyourorgasm.tumblr.com/ oh the rest of the gif set! come on guys, how could you NOT reblog two sexy almost-naked girls dancin
anicegoodboy: Oh god I can’t believe how much I love jerking off two cocks at the same time. Do you want me to do this for you guys every day? I want you to be my two good boys with four empty balls. What do you think?
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striders: egberts: striders: egberts: striders: egberts: what mouse walks on two legs mickey okay, what duck walks on two legs? donald no, all of them. this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit
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pemsylvania:people always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that” let me talk dear god
yilingpicklesblessing:could - could i perhaps introduce you to my two favourite dumb martial gods -
shrap-null replied to your photo: looking at my old sims screenshots oh my fucking… oh god the background painting. What sucks about the Sims is that they get too good too fast at painting so you only get one or two of those kinds of paintings
dylansdream: Some kind of 90’s flashback.
rawrcharlierawr: ebt-nsfw: by rawrcharlierawr oh my fucking god everything other than those two pinkies are a million years old why would you ever UNF~ @w@
sex-obsessed-lesbian: lessonsintrance: darthkyra: kindlecoverdisasters: I don’t know about you guys, but this ticks all my boxes. Buy it HERE. I just…….. I have no words. God I love that Chuck Tingle can legitimately be described as ‘two
a-friend-of-god: kessuburd: huffingtonpost: My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. Think twice before you judge a parent. So after seeing this, I looked it up and found not only this video, but two others. All showing examples of someone’s
striders: egberts: striders: egberts: striders: egberts: what mouse walks on two legs mickey okay, what duck walks on two legs? donald no, all of them. this is the last time you make a fool of me in my own house god damnit Haha
amntenofre: “O You Gods, I am Isis, Osiris’s sister, Who wept for the father of the Gods, Osiris, Who put an end to the massacring of the Two Lands. His seed is within my womb. It is as son of the foremost of the Ennead Who will rule this land,
quickweaves:chick-fil-a: we hate the gays my gay ass: why yes ill take a number one combo with a large fry and a large lemonade no ice with two honey mustards and one polynesian sauce thank you and god bless
craziesunshine: poppadyrkas: That’s why you have two hands silly #omg why is the hand on fire?#and okay#why does god wanna hold my hand while I’m masturbating anyway?#that’s weird god#stop that
sissy-gurlz: Oh god, how many times have you made me eat my own cum ma'am? Hundreds? How many times have you made me eat Bull’s cum? 😋 tattooed-kittenx Two or three times
vaiyamagic:all-pacas:god the way people talk to their petslike i’m calling myself out here but i just uttered the words “you did the stretch and now the rare and powerful double pets” (two hands at once!!) to my cat without a trace of irony like
rubyredwisp: One of my best friends (…) reminded me of something rather embarrassing. I’ve known her for almost two decades, and she said, ‘When I first met you, you said, “Hi, my name’s Millie, and I want to be an actress.” I was like, ‘God,
quickweaves: chick-fil-a: we hate the gays my gay ass: why yes ill take a number one combo with a large fry and a large lemonade no ice with two honey mustards and one polynesian sauce thank you and god bless
erotiicwetness: theking-and-queeen: Just a little teaser for you guys 😇 I’m on my way to Daddy’s now so expect more in the next day or two. 😈 - the Queen God this is so hot
incorrect19days: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s already shouting “what the fuck that’s illegal” or “you can’t do that”. Let me talk, dear god.He Tian
slightly-bovverd: I was catching Pokemon in my living room when I saw the gym next door flash from red to yellow and I honest to god yelled “OH NO YOU FUCKING DON’T” and ran outside, through two sprinklers, up a steep-ass hill, all the way across
poptartswiftie: howyougetthefangirl: I walked to a deli and got a sandwich to go and a coffee and while I was waiting these two teenage girls ran up and were like OH MY GOD JESSICA HOW ARE YOU and then hugged me and the one whispered “that guy was
ask-lord-dominator: Hey dominator, hater you two should fight my buddy Sauron here, he’s 10"9’ and a God—–“Not sure who this guy is, but I am loving his sense of style.”
lustycoupleuk: Daddy was waiting on me and my best friend Alison in his bedroom when we got home……….“oh god Kelsey I am so hard tonight….and so pleased you brought little Alison with you too….shut the door Alison…two brunettes are better
cheatonmealready: “ooohh mmyyyy God babe I’m SO glad you let me go to that hip-hop club last night. Especially in that dress that wasn’t even an inch below my waist and that tiny string thong and no bra.”“Babe that was two week’s ago, I’ve
east-asia-guys: durianspam: Oh my god. Their cumshots at the end are so fucking hot. This is one of the great things about being male. You can connect spontaneously with two other guys in a public toilet stall and simply play with each other’s cocks
ikisseddamon: agingeremigrant: bobfly: Harry and Edward spotted in Primrose Hill. Oh, look, Ace - you have two husbands! Oh my God, I’m cheating on Harry with Harry and on Harry with Harry. The question is why is there only one Harry with me all
scottkinmartin: God came down from Heaven with two gifts: Jesus & yoga pants. He said, “One will give you Eternal Happiness in my Kingdom, and the other is Jesus.”
shibcris:god, but i love the idea of sensory deprivation. a blindfold draped over your eyes, headphones snug around your ears. they say that if you lose a sense or two, the others become sharper. that you’ll feel every touch more. every press of my
tagged by hanasaku-shijin1. ONE SONG: ….God damnit I’m a nerd I admit that ‘Stronger than you’ if what I have been listening to nonstop2. TWO MOVIES: fffffffffffffuuuuu- White Chicks is my shit and the animation in Big Hero Six is UNF3.
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nevergoingbackthere: nevergoingbackthere: Since I’m feeling way better thanks to a few of you.. And my lesbian fairy god mothers, who are by far two of the best friends one could ever have, Nicole and Zee, thanks for always being there to listen,
justbeingnamaste: “When I am with you, we stay up all night.When you’re not here, I can’t go to sleep.Praise God for these two insomnias!And the difference between them.The minute I heard my first love storyI started looking for you, not knowinghow
browniegirl75: Did you save me a glass milord? Ahh lovely one of the two mandatory things in my life as the God of fine tits and fine wine.
