my fucking life
NSFW Tumblr
find my fucking life on porn pin board
my fucking life clips
hootie-who: Fuck mate….can’t hardly remember my old life. I was some posh twat fucking a fat tittied bird. Then Hot Rod found me. He knocked me out in an alleyway easy like, and fucking slid the pair of trackies up my legs. Soon I was changin’
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
let-them-eat-vag: Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal
motha-fuckin-princess:I’ve never raged so hard in my life. @excision blew my fucking mind. He changed my life.
I ‘m tired to make works. I need some holidays. followers. bye for some days. I hope you could enjoy my works and become happy a bit. real life is suck. or boring. Where is happiness? Where is wealth? Where is health? Where is peaceful life? and where
“News Flash” Keep Stalking Loser!!! you say block you, but it doesn’t really matter you still seem to not be able to stay away from my page. Grow Up!!! Get a Life!!!! stop following me stop liking/reblogging my stuff get out of my archi
thechriscrocker: Been wanting to be fucked and dominated lately. Hand over my mouth while a guy pumps my ass full and calls me a bitch. I’ve only been fucked around 6 times in my entire life. It’s not a craving I have often but when I do, I want
awesometits: Luckily Fuck Yeah, Awesome Tits! is back. But not my other blogs: Fuck Yeah, Awesome Asses (fyasses) Fuck Yeah, Knee Highs (kneehighs) and My Erotica (myerotica) If you followed them and liked them come follow theboiler! For the same
jessicaaatt: Sorry guys i know this is fucked up and gross BUT HERES A FUCKING SIGNAL BOOST i stood up for my gay best friend tonight and lost my three front teeth and spend my entire night in the hospital on the first bar night of my 21st…..so this
mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: Look what i have for you underneath my little skirt….it’s my 9 inch rubber cock aching to fuck your slutty hole. Come suck my cock first and get it nice and wet before i bend you over and fuck my personal
kvothe-kingkiller: so my dad often says “richard cranium” instead of dickhead and i just fucking realized my dad has been using the ‘me, an intellectual:’ meme for my entire fucking life
These new photos of EXO-K. I can't. I can't. I can't. Oh my god. I really. Really. Oh my fucking. My life. My fucking. Oh lord. Oh lord have mercy. Oh god. Oh god. Oh god.
tfw dad gets diagnosed with diabetes which means i can’t enjoy gaining weight anymore and feel utterly shit about my body again… and my EDs are coming back to haunt me too x-x fuck my life tbfh… just wish i was dead
iamatrashfan:YOU ALL I’M FUCKING DECEASED I NEED TO SEE THE FULL ONE SCREAMMMMMM BUT I M TOO FUCKING POOR PLS POUR ME SOME SPOILERS AND I SWEAR I WILL LOVE U FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE Here my contribution of DADDYBEK’s sexy moves
meanplastic: my kids: sing us a song to sleepme: ok me: yo, I never fucked Wayne, I never fucked Drake
latexbondagedoll: owningsissys: latexbondagedoll: christinesissylatexslut: Mistress doing a last minute check of my attire before the guests arrive… My new life? @owningsissys Your new life @latexbondagedoll as my permanent fuck slave Permanent
wethesexythings: She took my strap on virginity 😍 it felt so good she knew exactly how to fuck my tight little pussy and I’ve never came faster in my entire life than when she fucked me 💦👏 I can’t wait to see her soon so she can make me
queermarveltrash: Fuck wisdom teeth and fuck everything they stand for
lvlust: missredaholic: super-galaxy-gurren-lagann: just in case you somehow forgot how horrible the pro life movement is this is the most disgusting thing ive ever read in my life What the fuck
spicy-vagina-tacos: i need to get fucked by something other than my life
birds–can–fly: lennythereviewer: captainkirkk: Fuck! Him! Up! Bonus: A MOMENT IN COMICS I DIDN’T KNOW I WANTED THIS MADE MY ENTIRE LIFE. NOT MY DAY, MY LIFE
madelezabeth: “you come in here and drink my booze and I try to offer you life advice out of the goodness of my heart and you just go ahead and criticize my hairstyle yeah no thats fine fuck you too.”
loquacious-lucy: nkoatsumeme: alien-fricker: tag yourself i’m ask me if i give a fuck It’s not my fucking problem im what the fuck do they want from my life
trebled-negrita-princess: amourruse:pizza-slave:I’m soooo doing this for my next essay.where the fuck has this been my entire life WHAT THE FUCK?! Your sister just saved my whole entire college career okrrr
tyleroakley: takeme-garth: penis-hilton: shittier: sofalcondone: oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life do you ever just glitch
izzyslutt: mistr3ss-l: My real life D/s relationship: Look what i have for you underneath my little skirt….it’s my 9 inch rubber cock aching to fuck your slutty hole. Come suck my cock first and get it nice and wet before i bend you over and fuck
adamcm: 60 years from now, if you look back on your teenage life and all you can say is, “I did all my school work, and look where it got me!” You are living a boring fucking life, I don’t care what your definition of boring is, FUCK YOUR BORING
howtobeterrell: strikeswhereitdothlove: blackgirlsrpretty2: nightmarefeast: animeseahorse: averagefruiit: blackgirlsrpretty2: cagedlions: Ohh my fucking Black jesussss!!! What is life? what the fuck is life? so to prove a point about starving
laughterkey: squided: tyleroakley: takeme-garth: penis-hilton: shittier: sofalcondone: oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life do you
shamelessanny: come-force-me: kayawantsyourbaby: the-scary-outdoors: alphadaddydom: How I put my baby in her belly. This is easily the hottest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. *slow fucking clap* HOLY.FUCKING.HELL. 💕 Please use my
charlottemummytobe: kayawantsyourbaby: the-scary-outdoors: alphadaddydom: How I put my baby in her belly. This is easily the hottest thing I have ever seen in my whole life. *slow fucking clap* HOLY.FUCKING.HELL. Oh my God! Lovemaking is amazing,
tyleroakley: takeme-garth: penis-hilton: shittier: sofalcondone: oH MY GOD I FORGOT THIS VIDEO EXISTED OH MY FUCKING GOD OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUCK I just want everyone to witness this at least once in their life do you ever just glitch ^
steeldragongamer: m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist: is that a not coloured spot or a stain on my monitor I didn’t save for at least 2 hours god is real my playlist ended 1,5 h ago I’ve been drawing in silence this whole time ‘ “asdf11.png”
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO WHEN AN ABUSIVE EX CONTACTS ME AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YEARS AND WE TALK FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES THEN LITERALLY 7 MONTHS LATER HE TEXTS ME AGAIN IT’S LIKE BRUH YOU’RE NOT WELCOME HERE AFTER I PUT UP WITH YOUR BULLSHIT GO AWAYYYYYY
blacknorbit: OH MY FUCKING GOSH!!!! YEEZUS CHRIST MY LORD AND SAVIOR LOOK AT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE YANDY FUCKING SMITH!!!!! 😍😍😍😍😍😍
It's not ALL Beliebers that say shit about Selena, but about 85% of my fucking dashboard is filled with crap about her, it's really annoying and just rude. "OH SELENA'S A BITCH, SHE'S SUCH A WHORE, GET A LIFE" fuck you. She actually HAS a life, and she's
hot-tea-nanako: whiterainbows: quickweaves: guccimaneuver: britteryikes: This is terrifying. this is so fucking disgusting smh My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE FUCKING IDIOTS!!!
awesomeconklin: Castiel - Hunteri Heroici #Fuck you and your face #goddamn look at his eyes#look at his fucking lips #i want to run my fingers through his hair #fuck you misha collins #you are ruining my goddamn life #i hate you so much #hate #burning
tupawkward: wtfgiina: rawrical: If you’re a girl and you can’t cook what the fuck are you doing w your life working the fuck out of my childless life you sexist piece of shit
zanabism: mangopussy: quickweaves: guccimaneuver: britteryikes: This is terrifying. this is so fucking disgusting smh My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life im iterally cryingf and shaking LIKE FUCK THE POLICE FUCK
jamesbabeshaw: You know whats fucking scary? The fact that I could literally change my life at any moment. I could stop talking to everyone that makes me unhappy. I could kiss whoever i want. I could shave my head or get on a plane or take my own life.
Tbh i wish I was crazy enough to get out of my car and walk up to this dimb fUCK in front of me and tap on their car window to tell how theyre an idiot and complete waste of human life
the-2nd-star-to-the-right: mackenzie-bree: Goals. Fucking goals. I wanna marry my bestfriend and dance around the kitchen in my pajamas with her. So lucky that my dream life is my real life
kodiack: ka-ty: you know what fuck my life. i want this fuck life
hippieblitzed: quickweaves: guccimaneuver: britteryikes: This is terrifying. this is so fucking disgusting smh My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life Fuck the fucking police
Thanks for getting me to 30k guys! Been a lot of ups and downs in the last 3-4 years, but happy that you guys have kept it on the uphill 95% of the time.
crystal-gems: unusedcanyon: VIDEO OF THE SARDONYX FUSION (SUPER SPOILERS) OHHHHHHH OHHH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHH MY GEEZE
mediocre-childhood: Ruby and Sapphire omg the feels Ruby literally is a hot head and Sapphire is cool you’ll understand after you see it they kissed to
quickweaves: guccimaneuver: britteryikes: This is terrifying. this is so fucking disgusting smh My god I have never seen something so terrifying in my entire life I hate fuck face cops like this. fucking disgusting
