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Oh Shit. It was probably a bad idea to have teased Peter about his acne and his annoying whiney lisp. Or to have mocked his tiny penis. Especially in the locker room and in front of everybody. It may have also been a mistake for my friends and me to gang
bobbyluvzart  said:My friend and fellow erotic artist Sarah Swaine asked me for a new trannie drawing that involved fisting and a big-dicked gal. Always glad to oblige Sarah. And yes, I like to draw them big. It’s my party…http://transeroticart.tumbl
the more i try to explain this the more awkward it gets so just my friend told me to draw this because shrew caravans apparently all credit to thousandskies for thinking of this au this art is your birthday and christmas present btw
vanillycake: My story telling skills in 3 panels
lycanthropeful: A friend and I watched the “Yoü and Me” video by Lady GaGa and couldn’t stop laughing at this part for some reason… so I made a shitty .gif for him =P
bipl: I wish it was my wife, my friend and me… Looks so fucking hot…
touchmywife: I slip my finger into my wife’s mouth and she sucks it as she tosses my friend and me off…
circuscarnie: My friend told me to draw Frankie Foster, and then my pen slipped WHOOPS!
Im just gonna file this under shit I wish I never drew.Watched that recent smurf movie with one of my friends, and they dared me to draw this.I mean, I would have refused but…. it was a DOUBLE DOG DARE.No man can refuse the call of a double dog
ghothus: Ksuriuri’s gemsona Larimar. I for some reason couldn’t tag them in the post, so imma put their username in the tags and hope they see it- because i kinda like the way this one turned out Asffdxdgdhfghffdh! I know I thanked u in priv but
Now now, it’s not what you thinking alright?… It’s just that, my friend make me watch one of the episodes of this series (ep. 11) with her, and… that shit make me cry a little.MAYBE, just maybe, i would watch that series since the first
shylittlebaby: hey FYI if you purchase my snap premium to download videos and use an emulator to pretend to be me. don’t mention your damn public account. because I will get into it and shut your shit down. Just a small heads up I hate how dumb some
Me and my friends have hand tats. I just met maddy and we happen to have the same ring and in the same position.
Me and my friend found a gold diamond bracelet on the ground of a gas station.
nothingbuta-ghost: so gay.- by 10.11 ♥ on Flickr. My friends and me :) Carlilla ai mis llu sou mach and ai nid tu tolk wit llu así en serio hasdgjksa yo también te extraño oh </3
Me and my friend Sam matched today without even planning it! :3
junkyardheroes: Junkyard heroes updated!shepard is pretty self critical and one of the reasons he moves so fast is to avoid thinking about things too long.if youd like to support the comic, share it with your friends! support me on patreon and follow
thatspookyfeeder: thatspookyfeeder: thatspookyfeeder: I have zero money and four commission slots open my dudes Dm me if you happen to need anything Still have slots open!!
thatspookyfeeder: I’m officially opening emergency commissions due to my bank fuckin me overSketches are ŭ, linearts are บ Guys, please help my friend. She’s such a good artist and a good person!
amkotheterrible: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: this is what my friends tell me to draw at 3:30am i made it worse Maybe I made it better? Haha never mind Enjoy my disgusting
skipperdamned:skipperdamned:skipperdamned:Oh boy it must be JanuaryHey y’all; between my work screwing me on my PTO, and my car insurance payment coming due, I’m gonna come up about 180-200$ short of where I need to be.I would really like to not be
mrsfeeders:The audacity of my friend telling me they’re feeling lazy and sleepy because they’ve eaten too much junk food for the last week 🥸😳
Here’s a couple of pictures from a new webcam my friend bought me! Thanks Tibbs! <3 Also, yes, the sheet is new, and yes, it looks filthy already. Not my fault, I swear.
Night 11 reminded me why I love people so much and made me appreciate my friends and dog & pony dc family even more. I am le tired.
Can we talk about how I finally found Iron man ice pops and my friend loves me so much, she bought it for me? Also, note how my significant other is not even remotely amused.
Also, if you do still want to be my friend and you don’t hate my guts after this whole ordeal, you letting me know in some way would be super cool. Say hi maybe? Or send something nice. I’m not really sure, but it’d be appreciated.
What I’m getting at is if you want to interact with me at all, please don’t misgender me. If I look like I’m on the verge of a panic attack, please get me somewhere safe. If I am putting up distressed text posts, please make sure
falloutgirlongirl: i was talking poc headcanons w my friends and nothing has made me happier than latino eren and korean armin in a very long time
rainygay: Midousuji Dakimakura (body pillows) available HERE!!This was one of those projects where I really wanted one, so I decided to make it a reality! This was a collab between fleebites and me, with me doing the layout, faces, and coloring, and
doodaruzu: my friends and i were talking abt yami and yugi getting all excited abt makeup so…….here u go
I try not to care about star wars much, but my friend told me about his trans man Poe Dameron headcanons and now I’m looking up merch like a loser I can’t believe I played myself.
rabdoidal: I’ve been thinking a lot about how gay people say I love you, and I mean that literally. I’ve known people for a few hours most, and said “I love you” and meant it - new years parties, university tutorials, anime conventions - the
That one time (of only two) I actually went to a nightclub and my friends introduced me to a bunch of girls as “Crisis”
sassygayusa: so I was at a fair with my friend and there was this girl standing near us and I could just tell this girl had a tumblr so I literally just randomly said “so when I was on tumblr” and her head whipped around so fucking fast
nightskykitty:was talking to my friend and I said “wow you have really long fingers” and then I realised that sounded like I was coming onto him so I added “like ET” to desexualise the moment
thekingwizard: One time my friend sent me these pictures, with no explanation, and then called me, and I thought she was crying, but apparently she was laughing really hard. It was the scariest ten minutes of my life. This is what happens when you
mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me what the first thing/fandom u loved uncontrollably was Like what made yr small child heart explode with happiness what universe did u play make believe in I need to know
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
fuckdad: it always fucks me up cause i think my friends on here are like my age or maybe a year younger but then they talk about how much fun they about to have 11th grade and i’m like? what the fuck did you are just saying?
kanekisblog: kanekisblog: what do you mean this isn’t what happened one of my friends linked me this picture and said “this is something you would do” ofc i would i made it u fuck ig n
I messed up. and now everyone i talked to about it is mad and disappointed in me. I’m shaking with despair and rage, and I’m going back and forth between wanting to hurt my friend and hurting myself. oh my god. it would just be so fucking easy to
mercedesbenzodiazepine: My friends and me at my kitchen table when my mom goes away every weekend in the summer
lajali:lajali:i hate when my friends or ppl online are like tiktok is ruining my brain i can’t stop scrolling it’s giving me brain rot i’m losing braincells it’s affecting the way i think…genuinely just stop using tiktok. u don’t have to use
hungwy: Me trying to cheer up my friends: everything will be alright dude. You are a great person and your pussy is tight as hell. We all love you dude
ghostgirlninja1122: thefaunprincess: So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr Then I dropped it in the water and
sunandreign: Steve Lichman, #2 - Pure of Heart My friend showed me this comic last night and I’m so pleased it exists. More here. They also have a Kickstarter though they surpassed their goal threefold on day 1. I so want this book when it comes out.
watchmygirl: walking home from the bars and i tell my girlfriend to walk ahead of my friend and me and lift up her skirt so we know what to expect tonight
@ boys: leave me alone
the *only* perk to being friends with me is that i know a lot about vaginal health and ur needs. birth control? UTIs? i’m ur girl. STEM shit? ask literally anyone else.
Now that you’re naked, come in and play with my friends and me, honey….First, you’re going to straddle my buddy, and let him slip slowly up into your pussy…We have many interesting plans for you tonight, love……
tribal-tree: my friend and i are both in botw polls! it would mean so much if you could vote for us. vote for tribal-tree here & silly-inlove here then message me or her the vote numbers for a: solo 5 liner screenie blog rate vote(s) basically
My best friend told me my room smells like coffee and Borders and I feel really happy now
remember that time I became a vegetarian and my awesome mommy bought me fake ground beef (tofu type stuff) and made a pot of chili with meat and a pot of chili with fake meat and then I went to play soccer with my friend and when I came home my pot of
giant was out of the brand of ramen noodles I eat like are you fucking kidding me right now
the men in my life always tear me apart. my brothers, my father, my friends and my lovers. when did i realize that to love them is to be torn limb from limb? perhaps when i realized i’ll always return to be sewn back together.
and will is lovely and so sweet to me. tomorrow we’re going to the rooftop pool at my friend’s building and on wednesday after work we are going to eat sushi and drink and be happy and it’s all so very sweet. on thursday i leave baltimore for 2
synnesai: Eee, happy birthday bitch Harumi! Thank you for being a great friend to me this past year and hopefully many more to come. You, Sprite, Cale, Danni, and Lu were all there for me when I needed it most this past year (has it really been a year
These CHILDREN stopped my friends and me tonight and in (what they thought were) their sexiest voices go, “Are you guys freshmen?” And we all bursted out laughing and kept walking
alicebutts: surfacage: do you ever have that feeling…. technology makes everything imaginary, my friend NEVER HAS THERE BEEN A MORE RELEVANT POST!!!!!
I didn’t know this was the kid from Iron Man 3. When I found out, that got me.(reasuringsoldier)my friend and i gasped so hard i’m surprised we didn’t chokei’d heard he was gonna be in the movie, but this. this was a cruel way to put him in.