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“Shake My Drink; Stir My Insides”
vegetasvajayjay: Shingeki no Buttstabber. Snorted my drink all over my compooter
patrickfluffingstump:I’m watching FMA and suddenly I had a terrible idea… Oh my goodness the bottom left made me spit out my drink. Because I imagined that’s what Barry the Chopper said after pondering his next chess move.
chastepantyboy: Anonymous said:Hi, can you please do chastity captions with Natalie Portman and Britney Spears (present-day appearance) ? Natalie who likes drinking sperm but not mine in my blue balls, and Britney teasing me : saying she’s has a
I think i have had one to many sips of my drink to talk intelligently and to be able to blog a sex/role play story now…lol…know that i am so wet…relaxing in my tub…and its not the water that i am talking about!;) life is too
Slippery when wet and sudded up…lol…i think i am feeling my drink a bit…lol…i must say that i love my phone…its so PG…every time i put in fuck it auto corrects it to duck…lol…it also auto corrects
Your job is to stand there and hold my drinks, you dumb bitch. When I’m done fucking your sister, maybe I’ll let you lick my cum out of her pussy.
Inktober 20 - Mystique X-Men - Tequila ShotLittle more color than the rest of my Inktober drawing,but I couldn’t resist :) Anyway, who’s for some shots? :) Newgrounds Twitter DeviantArt Youtube Picarto
Yeah, keep on filling me up, I want all you piss to fill my mouth, to overflow, to run down on my tits who yearn for the warm shower…
Let me finish this drink, then you can fuck my cunt right here. I want everyone to watch us whilst you do it! xx
Accidentally knocked my martini against the plant centerpiece and spilled like half my drink into the soil -_- I hope it has a nice buzz haha turn up, little succulents.
boisbonersncum: i guess i should put my drink down and do something more fun with my hands
eroticmischief: all-choked-up-by-my-love I secretly did this to your drink one night
God, I envy the girl on the bottom. Would adore it if my Love flooded her panties or bikini over my mouth.
nudiemuse: ass-full-of-bees: faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere I’m in fucking tears I ugly laughed
wincest-captions: I know it was you who slipped something into my drink at prom, little brother. I know because I checked your phone and found all the photos you took while you fucked me with your pathetic little baby-dick. Well guess what? My dick is
candyheartssupernatural: Almost spit my drink onto my monitor lol
chileanprince: nudiemuse: ass-full-of-bees: faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere I’m in fucking tears I ugly laughed lmfaooooo
naturastregata: bibliophilic-wolf: mellrak: theblackship: worldfamousprofessor: thelandofwtf: Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. this is exactly the moment when i would have
surprisedbitch: I JUST SPIT MY DRINK ALL OVER MY COMPUTER I DIDNT SEE THAT COMING I JUST THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA THROW THE BOOK AT HER
I want to chat with my girl while my wife is on her knees
nudiemuse:nudiemuse:ass-full-of-bees:faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere I’m in fucking tears I ugly laughed Y’all don’t understand I ugly laugh every goddamn time
netolaneta: 1hund: monkonacid: LIFE HAS MANY DOORS ED-BOY I SPIT MY DRINK my-beautiful-dark-twisted-ed-boy
I’d been starting to wish I’d never signed up for urinal duty. I mean, it’s still a kink for me—it turns me on to no end when I get my order to kneel and serve my roommates—but sometimes there can be too much of a good thing. Said roommates
Excuse me, I must find my slave boy. I am going to slap his balls around for not being around to fill my drink. He knows better. Want to watch?
franki-e: eliciaforever: kingshota: i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of keysmashing i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of a single emoticon i don’t care if the artist’s comments consist of “im hungry” i don’t
sniggysmut: Jaspearl with a rose flogger and some latex outfits. This was a Patreon request.
velvetpetra: Thats my favorite video. I love this so much… Absolutely in my top 5… I LOVE Lolly Badcock!! ♥ http://lenoirgold.blogspot.com/
greedyofficefatty: Dunkin is trying to make me fat….I got three donuts and a sandwich today but there is a sale so…I ended up with 2 sandwiches and 4 donuts. And then my drink was overflowing with whipped cream. …and that was just my lunch ;)
carpe-noctvm: Went to my local coffee place to drink coffee and write (and take selfies apparently whoops) 🤷🏻♀️
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Why did I just agree to go to the movies with my bro and sis. Now I have to pay for their drinks and food and honestly I dont even want to see a movie I’d rather stay at home but If I back out now they’re gonna call me selfish and say its
Im so frustrated and angry with myself and i should have done something and i feel so gross and pissed i just wish i could go back and do something i feel stupid and pathetic
sonypraystation: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT MY BISCUITS WITHOUT MY DRINK
Just showered and all nice and cozy clean in my pajamas! With a clean diaper on after drinking 3 cups of tea I might need it! ☕️
*is at a comfortable full level and good time to wet* WHEN SUDDENLY! THE PRIMAL OMORASHI FEELINGS IN MY HEAD KICK IN!!“No drink more till you can’t sit still anymore and desperately begging to go pee”…. well I can’t argue with that I guess!
Made breakfast but I can’t bring myself to put it in my mouth. Looks like it’s going to be a beer for breakfast type of day. I tried to reach out of my hermit cave and texted a couple people to maybe go hangout and swim or go on a hike but
it took about 2 or 3 years but i’m finally excited my music again. i tuned my guitar to DADFAD and i’m writing songs i’d actually listen to. wrote a new song today. it’s all raw and simple and felt with the deepest and most primal parts of me.
jaclcfrost: it probably seems like i cry over stupid shit but tbh i usually end up crying because i’ve stored up all of my upset feelings from multiple things rather than express them and then the littlest thing sets me off like spilling my drink may
reneeee-marie:siderolover: goopgirl: girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for
trufflebootybuttercream: mrsfscottfitzgerald: I just spit out my drink he was my first white dad
flou-art: How is your summer going? My take on @rossdraws Nima, the most beautiful OC I’ve seen. I made also time-lapse video if anyone would be interested in my drawing process. Twitter | Instagram | Facebook
worldfamousprofessor: thelandofwtf: Finishing off my drink when something tickles my lip, look down to see a huge fucking NOPE taking a dip. this is exactly the moment when i would have killed myself De verdad, no podría lidiar con la angustia
Today my mom texted me while she was at work to tell me that drinking one cup of coffee at Starbucks is equivalent to eating 8.5 scoops of chocolate ice cream. I c wat ur doin mum. I ain’t neva gonna stop drinkin coffee.
vampireapologist: okboy: welcome to the naruto themed bar and grill may i take your order *chops table in half* *activates my sharingan and catches my drink before the table collapses*yeah can I get a fuckin uh Byakugan Burger.
angelpassing: angelpassing: angelpassing: is being into coffee an older sibling thing bc everyone i know who loves coffee is the oldest child like every oldest child ik loves coffee, the middle child hates it/prefers tea, and the youngest will drink
babeybunny:🌊W-why are my shorts wet? I uhhhhhhh,,,spilt my drink?? (Video link)
haydenssissysubbottomplaypen: I was drunk at a bar one night and someone put something in my drink. The next the I know, I wake up at a wealthy sheiks house who beat me into submission. My training began almost immediately. I have no hope of escape.
goopgirl: girls are amazing. we give each other things constantly. u need a tampon?? 5 girls will look in their purses! u have dry hands? here use some of my lotion!! oh no are u thirsty?? let’s share my drink!! looking for a cute outfit?? u can borrow
feytaline-loves: thecakefork: lifeoftroye: thesolacebeforethestorm: Fucking cards against humanity, man. I nearly spat out my drink omg I love this game I miss my OH friends, the rounds we played were GOLD.
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seaborn-thunderstorm: rakkiiibalboa: nudiemuse: nudiemuse: ass-full-of-bees: faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere I’m in fucking tears I ugly laughed Y’all don’t understand I ugly laugh every goddamn
perversionsofjustice: I just saw this on my dash and almost spit out my drink…Randy looks concerned about what’s going on up there
mvtk42: This is such a wonderful character: well-rounded, determined, realistic, and strong. ◡‿◡✿ I want to see what it takes to break them. ⊙‿⊙✿
enamorado16: faithydoll: 4rch0n: sigh… Oh my fuck I just spit my drink everywhere. X’D LMAO XD!! Pffftahahaha
Watching Rosario + Vampire and counting the panty shots! We really should make this a drinking game.
Blythe texted me about Armin wearing Reiner’s way too big jacket a few days ago and I have been trying to make a scene in my head about it. Like, what if they go to a show together, because everyone else in the house is busy, so they kind of shrug