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incestboy52: I loved coming home from school, my dad would be waiting for his dick hungry boy, dad always left his big cock unwashed for me, his dirty cock tasted so good , I used to lick and Lapp all over that big bulbous head of his , slurping all
just-an-aussie-porn-blog: I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for football. My parents have been in Thailand for the last week and
I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for football. My parents have been in Thailand for the last week and won’t be home for another
deinmaedchen: ich will das wieder. I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for football. My parents have been in Thailand for the last
I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for football. My parents have been in Thailand for the last week and won’t be
daddylovessissies: ctsissyboi: don’t stop till you finish inside me ;) Beg for it Sissy I always thought my dads boss was such a nice man. I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would
I always thought my dads boss was like the nicest guy, he was a bit younger but had a huge company, was really fit and had a beautiful wife.  I’ve only met him a few times while him and his wife came over to visit or my dad would have him over for
You: Was that my dad that just left? Your Girlfriend: Yeah, he was telling me about how much you guys have been fighting so I figured I would invite him over for a bit. You: Listen honey I don’t think you should do that anymore, he’s been
horny-sister: incesttales: Daughter wants dad in public My dad would fuck the hell out of me if i acted like that. Would love a daughter like this
sharkchunks: The complete Toshio Saeki / King of the Hill photoshops. Accept no substitutes. Wow. This looks so much like the nightmares I had when I was little. My dad would eat my mom’s inside parts and everyone was deformed and my dad would
blacklongfellow: For my birthday, Dad bought me a new pair of sneakers. Being a stupid sissy, I got them messed up in just one day goofing around with my homies. I didn’t think my Dad would notice, but he did and was trippin’. Dad threw me in
gaycartoonnetwork: We owed uncle jason a lot of money. He agreed not to charge any interest if dad let him use my cherry. First few times he fucked me behind close doors, my dad would drive me to his house and would sit downstairs on the sofa listening
youredarrenfreakingpotter: My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would
shananon: littlescarlett: terminallycapricious: poogs: cheeeeeeen: captnotatroll: For the record my mom can pretty much name every Pokemon Your dad is so quality PAYOTI AND BELLYRUB FUCK My dad would say pretty much the same. that guy QUALITY
boogans replied to your post: oh god i wish my dad would stop trying to wake me up OVER AND OVER when im really passed out mom does that and i want to punch her when she does i dont wanna exactly punch my dad over it but he should know by now that i
onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would be in
lovelostboy: my Dad would take me downstairs and strip me naked so we could have wild sex in the family room. He would fuck me like a wild man and we would both be moaning in pleasure. Somehow mom never came down and caught us.
specific-stuff: Oh stop it Julie, you’re being ridiculous! My dad would never do that, right dad? He’s totally faithful to my mom! Besides, I don’t think he even likes ‘oral’…
cocosoullovely: thecommonchick: I’M DEAD 😂 Black dads rule My dad would do something like this
omgtsn: onlyghoulsandvikings: feminismandpugsarelife: onlyghoulsandvikings: just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious finally they belong Oh god my dad would
My dads childless girlfriend has this photo in her bathroom of these stock image babies. And every time I go to the bathroom or take a shower I feel like that middle one is just eyeing me with these weird eyes like “weird seeing you here in this
dennys: If your Dad had a blog, what would he blog about?
When I was a kid and my dad would call a restaurant to make an order I used to believe he was saying “I’d like to play señora” instead of “I’d like to place an order”. So for years I used to believe that you had
nokturnal:Dad: *sees Caitlyn Jenner on tv* it’s not she it’s HE Me: Don’t worry dad your generation will die soon :)) my dad would’ve punched me dead in my shit. but it would’ve been worth it. allll worth it.
if the chrome i’m flooding your dash with didn’t already inform you, i think i’m turning into my dad… he would be so proud. now, next time i see him, we need to have a car and driver lesson with all his (3,000+) toy cars, going
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
robbiekaysfavouritelostgirl: central-wasp-monolith: I love seeing dads portrayed as literally anything else other than a useless dumbass like on commercials. Dads are fucking awesome, get with it america. Posts like these make me wish my dad would
fang107: berandomness: dennys: If your Dad had a blog, what would he blog about? Sports Weed I think my dad would also have random tags to things that interested him like some new gadget or a cover of an oldie rock song or techno
paternal-instinct: You’d think as a horny teenager, my dad would catch me jerking off all the time. But in my case, it’s the exact opposite! Dad jerks in front of me almost deliberately. I wouldn’t mind at first, knowing that’s exactly what I
chroniclesofabrownnoser: chroniclesofabrownnoser: My dad’s best friend surprised me today. He said my Dad had called him to come over and look at my truck. He walked in and caught me about to do a line of cocaine. We both knew how upset my Dad would
just-shower-thoughts: I think the biggest difference between atheists and religious people is that atheist would change their minds if god proved real, believers would not if god proved inexistent.
halfstepaway: ellianderjoy: operationobservation: huffingtonpost: DEBI JACKSON, MOTHER OF TRANSGENDER CHILD, GIVES MOVING SPEECH The best part of the video may be when Jackson addresses the comments she’s heard about her daughter and sets the record
meatbicyclevevo: honestly dad
undercovermcdfan: jon-snow: when we were babies my dad was a stay-at-home dad while my mom kicked ass in the courtroom but he would carry my twin brother and me around with one baby on the front and one on his back in backpacks and women would come
frankjr3206: Dude you look so fuckin hot having your dad fuck you! I’m going to jack off to this video tape for a long time!!! I wish my dad would do this to me!
streetlighttraffic: disturbedindividual: krizkotv: christian-diordenimflow: My dad gives me this cake EVERY year on my birthday. omg I wish my dad did this oh my god my dad would do this
lostcave:how coming out went for me. also just so you know, i never threatened suicide, i don’t know where she got that from. luckily i went in knowing that this would be the outcome, and really, i’m okay. my dad is the most supportive human being
hetakesthemfromme: I had a girlfriend once, who had some big tits. Something told me that my dad would love to fuck her big jugs. Shit, i was right about that one, as i came home to see my dad fucking my girlfriend on my little sister bed.
to-the–mountains–we-go: edgebug: tastefullyoffensive: Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112) this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes 10/10 something my dad would do, and i swear to god he has the same handwriting
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daddyontwink: I usually was the first to arrive home on weekdays. I would be nervous when my dad would get off of work early. He would have his way with me whenever he wanted or would become quite angry. He would walk in and command me to remove
when we were younger this guy was being really mean to my sister and bullying her and my dad came in to talk to the principal but the principal was just like ‘boys will be boys’ so when we were leaving my dad saw the boy running really fast in our
more rants im sorry so since i can’t eat a regular diet i bought the things i would be eating before i had the surgery like potatoes and yogurts and ramen and things like that, of course now after a week its almost out and my dad did groceries twice
I, a Black woman, ate fried chicken with ketchup when I was a little Black girl. Before I could handle hot sauce, that was my equivalent. My dad would cover my grandma’s fried chicken in Tabasco for himself, and I would tear off pieces of mine to dip
thejourneyoflust: “Oh, yeah take it you little slut. Take your dad’s cock like a good whore.” Had I known that showing off lingerie for my dad would end in this I would have done it way earlier. He came into the room staring at my outfit, not
nannasghost: YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE A FUN ART MEME??? pick a drawing your friend did, and redraw it in your style, and then friend pictures a drawing you did, and redraws it in theirs! i bet that would be fun
elysedc: The ultimate dad joke compilation My dad would take a bite of my snack and call it tax.
