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for-mom-and-sis: I got so tired of everyone in my family fighting over who’d go first, I just started taking care of them all at once. I always made sure dad got my ass, though;) Like the big piece of chicken! Thx sweety, ukno daddys fave is the
thatcoolkidmarissa: birthday present I just got from my dad and stepmom even though my birthday was March 30
shinjis9: Sima Shi, you are my bias for DW.But dear god your outfit. It’s not even that hard, it’s just that there aren’t reference images large enough Q___Q Oohh, there goes my costume boner. Fuck I love Dynasty Warriors.
dreamingofmom: My parents got divorced when I was younger and the court decided that it’s best if I stayed with my dad since my mom had an alcohol problem. That was years ago, though. My dad remarried and I never really liked that bitch, so I pay my
bbcformyfamily: My dad was away with business for the week. So my mom took off a week of work, and she called me in from class because she needed a camera man. Even though we both had a week off we stayed busy. I had to keep finding more black men to
theglitteringthong: sharkeishaa: My sister texted my dad yesterday asking to go to the mall and he said “i guess so” but today he took it back so she printed the text and this was the result Still not at the mall though Super cute
bbcformyfamily: When my dad called to see how good of a deal my mom got from the contractor I told him she was in the middle of dealing with it. He insisted on talking to her though.
the-porn-stories: My dad’s employer comes by our house whenever Dad messes up at work so that I can remind him why my Dad shouldn’t get fired. Though I’m starting to doubt that Dad really screws up twice a week, I’m not willing to risk getting
autumnbramble: vixenscratch: autumnbramble: sometimes i get salty and smug when people can’t identify/misidentify animals but then i remember the only reason i’m so good at animal identification is because i’m a degenerate furry My dad, though.
kylecrusoe-captions:I was so proud of my dad, he had managed to win the final game even though it’s been many years since he played football. I bet having my young body helped, and going to my practices as well. You see, we had initially freaked
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
joeltorridfamily: My dad tried to tell me his brother was trouble. But I didn’t listen. Trouble is a turn on for me. Which is probably why I flirted with my uncle throughout the day. But what happened later that night, I never saw coming…even though
kgbear62: After Mom and Dad divorced, Something changed with My Dad..It seems as though He so Much at ease with Himself!! I decided to spend Summer Break with Him and This is How WE Both are around each other..I think He found out I’ve been Reading
jayjay-topdickny: bxfreakboiy: I always knew my dad was a freak! But DAMN daddy! After accidentally scrolling though and seeing this clip in his phone, I kind of wish one day it could be my 12yr old dick he does that to.. 😍😍😍😍
my dad loves tabunne though
though speaking of ted my dad wants to go see it and take me with
fungasm said: Conker’s Bad Fur Day is a good game. it really is! though ive heard of the insult before i played it. i think my dad used it against some kid in my school?? lmao
I’ve only just started to like berries. I know, I know, I was very delayed. My dad always eats all the fruit in my house before I can get to it. What are those white/yellow berries, though? Are they any good?
sodamnrelatable: i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
Went downstairs for water, saw the M&M cookies my aunt made and brought over and grabbed like 15 of them. Its ok though because my mom will think my dad took them and my dad will think my mom took them and no one will really care.
paternal-instinct: My dad’s a doctor, and a hot one at that. I asked him if he could “check my prostate” one day just so he can see and touch my body without even realizing it. I don’t think I had to trick him though, because he was more than
venji: Genryūsai Shigekuni Yamamoto He’s one of the most EPIC captains in BLEACH. Seriously hands down. p.s: he reminds me of my dad, same stare and presence. My dad also hits people like him and back in his day he was a scary motherfucker. Though,
itsbetterthananal: i think my dads post for my birthday will still be my favorite one of the evening though
marfmellow: femmefatty: (Picture is a text from my dad from last week) My internet is getting turned off tomorrow, and my phone is getting shut off any day now, so I can no longer put this off. Though it makes me very uncomfortable and really anxious,
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
ilikexxxstories: I wasn’t sure if I hated it or loved it. I had left my girlfriend once I discovered her secret. Her revenge? Fucking my dad in front of me. Watching her got me so hard though, I couldn’t help but whip out my cock as she teased me
lovegivesmehope: My dad kicked me out of the house because I was pregnant, and the father left me. My best friend came to my aid, even though his girlfriend would leave him if he did. He came anyway, and promised to care for me and the baby forever.
quimvaa: Lupin: I don’t know if you know this Harry, but I was your dad’s best friend.Harry: Oh, I though the traitor, Sirius Black, was my dad’s best friend.Lupin: *shakes head* …Nope.
saturnineaqua: swiggity-swegan: constructiveanarchy: WORKING CLASS SOLIDARITY My dad told me recently that the most important public health workers are garbage collectors and janitors. So much of our health relies on a clean environment. These people
naivemothers: Mom sent this selfie of herself to the family group chat, which includes me, my dad, and my little sister. Something tells me she only intended to send this to my dad, though. Regardless, I’m thinking about sending a photo of my cock
The past three days all my dad has been doing is feeding me wine
femmefatty: (Picture is a text from my dad from last week) My internet is getting turned off tomorrow, and my phone is getting shut off any day now, so I can no longer put this off. Though it makes me very uncomfortable and really anxious, I have to
lostwiginity: jawnsnough: varysbueller: #i really don’t know which face is funnier in the last one #wait am i his dad#wait are you my dad What about the guard in the background, though?
postllimit: i just heard my mom yelling “YOU MOTHERFUCKER” and i was worried my parents were having a fight so i went downstairs to check it out but when i got there my dad was just giggling hysterically and all i could see was a pile of uno cards
aryastakres: quixoticideals: I TOLD MY DAD TO CHILL AND HE SAID “I AM CHILL” AND I SAID “I THOUGHT U WERE DAD” I DAD JOKED MY DAD I AM THE REVOLUTION hello revolution im dad
ceediculous: * i’m so proud of that lil turd holy heck Uncle/dad//dunkle/bigbro-figure Sans is my fav Sans tbh. He’s slowly corrupting the poor kid with poor humour and fashion sense that is at least better than Papyrus’ but still not good. Those
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
The signs as things my dad has said to me
rexuality: my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one”
So today is my brother’s birthday and it looks like my dad might be forcing us kids to go to alateen tonight even though he knows literally none of us like it or ever want to do it. Even my brother doesn’t wanna go today and he’s chill with basically
saaav: yournewfriendshouse: katastrophic-kitten: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: im-an-octopus: So i’m moving out on my own soon and my dad wants to make sure i know
So todays my 18th birthday, yay. its been fun so far, though i have the whole weekend to look forward too. i just wish that i could talk to my dad. i know hes in rehab and hes not supposed to have any contact, but im his only child and its my birthday,
tightchild: My dad’s friend Dean was still drinking, even though the party was over. Dad was in bed and mom was cleaning up the backyard. I could tell Dean was buzzed. I tried to hustle him out of my bedroom, but he roughly grabbed me by the neck
kamerinn: This here is my adorable mommy and though she’s like .2% black she has taught me everything there is to know about my black heritage, of course my dad did as well but she enforced it. She has taught me that my skin is beautiful my family
littlesisterwish: Dad wanted to stroke his cock while he watched my brother cum inside me, what a perv! I guess I’m glad he wasn’t too mad about me taking my brother’s cock inside of my pussy though. Support Little Wish
fuckyeahtattoos: My second tattoo represents a lot of things for me. My dad and I used to grow sunflowers in our backyard. Even though our house was shit, I loved looking out my window and seeing those flowers. He committed suicide when I was eight.
i’m waiting for my dad to pick me up so i’m currently sitting outside alone and this guy just came up to me really silently and waved and lefT
modifiedgaycuck: When my dad says to get out of the house for a few hours while he collects the rent from my husband I have to go even though my husband begged me not to leave. I love my husband but we have to pay rent or we will be homeless
My dad passed away a few days ago and I am still trying to process everything.I’ll keep drawing though cause this is my only way to cope with things.But some AUs will be on hold and I might not be able to post daily.
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ps if you’re friends with fucked up people delete them out cha life because anything anybody else has to say about it is irrelevant as fuckkkkkkkk
my dad’s foot is a bit injured, he’s alright though, i found him sitting in the living room watching Rio aww haha
one thing that sucks though since i’m not in the hospital for my Sickle Cell, which is something that I can’t help (like when I get pain), and it’s for something new my dad hasn’t been very kind or supportive of me, every time
so my dad hasn’t been doing so well lately and even though he can be a real ass sometimes i still feel bad, first he was having stomach issues and now he has a persistent cough and it sounds so bad like he’s wheezing except he’s like way too stubborn
daddyswhore: I was initially hesitant when my dad said he wanted to make a sex tape. Once the camera was on though, I just seemed to fall into my role as the good whore. I even gave the camera a wink for when Dad watches this later.
So glad my dad drops the “What are you drawing?” question if I just say "commissions". We share a ton of shit but I don’t think it’s on a “Oh it’s a huge dick futa in a sweater” level.
My dad just started belting out ‘We are the champions’ and when he sang 'we’, I literally almost said 'are the Crystal Gems’ even though I was actually trying to sing along with him and this is a sign that I am in so deep
