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I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage of them. Instead
mikebigbear: hricardo: onelittlesyko: harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably
asp221091: indianbears: My kind of dad! Probably the only dedicated INDIAN BEARS blog in Tumblr: http://INDIANbears.tumblr.com/ Hey… Thats me!!
acabosetotal:harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.BURN BAGEL
daughterlover: I had been out partying with my two new friends from work when we all got super drunk. My house was nearby so my new BFFs asked if they could sleep over. I told them it wasn’t a good idea as my Dad would probably try to take advantage
kaylaj-love: “Taking my father’s cock all the way down my throat until my dick sucking lips touch his ball sack is probably my greatest accomplishment at being the best cocksucking daughter there is! I know my dad is proud of me and that is
synthporno: Fog Horn: My very first DIY project, built by my dad. The PCB came from a magazine, probably in 1980. The battery was replaced a few years ago. I designed the one mod: the line output on the side and the speaker/phono switch. The rest was
burgrs: loverofyurpurtyface: burgrs: my dad demanding mints in exchange for a ride home He probably meant 10 minutes…. Wow! You’re probably right… What am I going to do with all of these mints!?
Nick: My dad was pretty cool. Hmm. No. Let me elaborate. If I didn’t know you and you said that my dad was lame, I’d probably punch you on the nose. But between you and me, he was kind of lame. I think you would’ve liked him. Nerdy,
I notice you like submissions of pets. This is Cocoa (Cocoa Butters, Butterball when she’s being a piglet during dinner) a dog I’m currently “fostering” but I’m probably going to keep her because my family loves her especially my dad. She is
morivan: naughtyvixens: happy 413 or whatever These are the kinds of crack pairings that make all the best… L E M O N S ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! christ almighty, griff
Asgore Dakimakura Commission Front-Side Preview for probably the biggest thing I’ve worked on and super funAlso a little late for the Dad’s Day, my bad
goldthefurry2: yiff-my-life: harukami:gothiccharmschool:seananmcguire:kanayahavethisdance:Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to
my father is lucky I dont have any real penchant for arson or just general violent crime. his sick, deluded mentality could probably push a nun to hack his moronic head off with a shovel.
willfuckfornuggets: Starting my new job in the morning, and the only words my Dad has to say on the subject are “Make sure you get up in time.” Probably not the words of encouragement you wanted but sound advice none the less
refreshes: rejectment: refreshes: refreshes: let’s take a momment to appreciate my dad’s sense of humor.. update my dad got a humor blog omg update im probably the coolest dad on this website.. what have i done..
joeltorridfamily: My dad tried to tell me his brother was trouble. But I didn’t listen. Trouble is a turn on for me. Which is probably why I flirted with my uncle throughout the day. But what happened later that night, I never saw coming…even though
inktober #19 AU where frankenstein was a great dad i saw the recording of this play again on sunday ;w; probably the last time i will see it unless they ever do a dvd ;w; also sorry i’m behind on my inktobers so i’m spamming you today
i present to you, my day: - my dad hasn’t spoke to me the hole day; - i did nothing because none of my friends were free; - i lost another 14 followers; - i’m really sad (can’t say depressed, but ok); - i just found out that probably
danny-danger: that’s right My dad and my brother took a mini vacation to the Giants training camp a few years ago. Probably about five or so? Whenever it was, they met Tiki. Which is kind of… weird, in hindsight.
so one of my dad’s cousins is a talent agent and I finally looked him up on Google and HOLY HELL his clients are like… the leads for the Newsroom and American Horror Story.
indevan replied to your post: indevan replied to your post “the trut… although for me it’s not daddy issues but mommy issues. yeahhh I mean, my mom is probably the one who performed the most emotional abuse? but my dad has straight-up ignored
smnius: “My Dad’s had a rough couple years, and… I know that it must not have been easy to raise me alone. He’s kind of a weird guy, but I love him a lot.” Thank you @dreamdaddygame for blessing us w/ trans dad representation!!
dunkstein: koobaxion: here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.
reallycheese: im-batman-in-a-dress: coldfuckingsport: flowchartsforlife: Interesting, this shows the probably of a child’s eye color based on the eye color of its parents! My dad has blue eyes, my mom has brown eyes, and my eyes are greener than
Probably alright.
olivethecreative: congenitaldisease: During the later years of his life, former president Ronald Reagan was ravaged by Alzheimer’s disease. He spent almost the last decade of his life sheltered from the public. “My dad hasn’t said my name in probably
impalallama: so my sister ordered a pikachu onesie and it’s fucking huge and my dad said he could probably wear it it’s so big and
daddyswhore: I knew exactly how to seduce my dad. I pretended to drop one of my earrings on the floor and I started crawling around while Dad was on the couch. He was such a pervert that I knew he was staring at my ass. He was probably even rubbing his
slut4bwc: danthesantana: Look at what yall mother fuckers did. Now my dad is probably gonna ask me if im eating fucking detergent to be cool and im gonna have to say “no Dad im not that fucking stupid” fuck yall. dumber than a box of rocks
madeinwonderlnd: “between my beloved father, and my dragons; the person that you should be more alarmed at meeting would probably be uhm- yeah my dad. [laughs]” - emilia clarke (gq january 2013)
captioned-vines: bumpylumps: heres a good video of bernie sanders saying he wouldnt be my dad PR: “Will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Will I be your dad?” PR: “Yeah, will you be my dad?” Sanders: “Probably not. But I could be your president.”
hereinmyownskin: My dad (predictably) reacted to my news of wanting to move back by telling me that I will likely get shot by a black person in a drive-by shooting. Also he made me feel awesome by pointing out that I probably can’t afford to live in
astro-limbed: woahhway: 1st Letter Of My Name : 2nd Letter Of My Name : 1st Letter Of My Moms Name : 2nd Letter Of My Moms Name : 1st Letter Of My Dads Name : 2nd Letter Of My Dads Name : My Child’s Name Would Be ? Elfima, okay that’s actually
adeadgirldancingwithhiddles: cumber-bitches: “well that’s not going to get me many notes!” “I don’t care.” That would be exactly what my mum would say… and probably my dad too. :D
robin-tinderfox: danthesantana: Look at what yall mother fuckers did. Now my dad is probably gonna ask me if im eating fucking detergent to be cool and im gonna have to say “no Dad im not that fucking stupid” fuck yall. Let ‘em die
Super excited for my first pride parade! Just don’t tell my dad, he’d probably never let me out of the house again..
H E H of course 2 hours before it’s my birthday my dad drops a huge bombshell on me and I can’t motherfucking deal with this right now or like ever but damn I have to make a decision probably within 2 weeks??? shit
alotofass: Im debating wether i stick this banana in my mouth or my hungry hole! My dad would probably eat it pushed outta my hole! Me meto la banana por la boca o por el hoyo? Mi papa seguramente se la comeria saliendo de mi hoyo! KIK: funtimes2890
When guys post like "Dear Diary" statuses about their lives or complaining, I always chuckle knowing my Dad and all the men in my family wouldn't be caught dead writing like that. In fact, they'd probably rather be dead than write like girls who just
Tbh I forgot about Father’s Day. This week has been hell and I can’t believe I forgot I feel like an asshole.
daddysbottom: I know that this is probably wrong, but I’ve been secretly snapping pictures of my dad for the past couple of years. “So what’s so wrong about taking photos of one’s dad?”, you ask? Well, see, the photos of my dad that I’ve
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carryonmyrenegade: It never occurred to me before that Dean hadn’t seen his Mom on the ceiling. His Dad probably told him how she’d been killed but the reality had been left to his imagination. Then suddenly he runs into Sam’s room and for the
This is the only time where I curse myself for being born with a health disease. If I was normal and healthy then I would probably be working right now and have my own place somewhere, driving, completely independent from my dad. All of us would have
my dad called and he apologized, he probably realized he was acting dumb, so everything is ok
i probably wouldn’t miss my dad if he were gone tbh
So glad my dad drops the “What are you drawing?” question if I just say "commissions". We share a ton of shit but I don’t think it’s on a “Oh it’s a huge dick futa in a sweater” level.
OH HEY THERE’S ALL OF THEM If you wanna preorder any, you can do so here. The site probably won’t be updated till later tonight because I gotta get my dad to do it, and, he’s not home right now. Anyway HOORAY HORSES
bug update: dad came home and went into my room but couldn’t find it. then I checked and saw it was stuck in my window. It’s a honey bee
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