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Dad was in my room jerking off again - for like the billionth time - but this time something was different. OMG! He’d completed waxed all his pubes off! It was pretty funny, but also kind of hot too. He grinned and told me he knew my generation liked
daughterlover: “Okay Dad, I’ve shown you my breast, now get out of my room already!” “Come on sweetie, be nice to you ol’ father. Show me some more.” “OMG Dad! You are such a perv!” “Ha ha I know. I’ll tell you what: take off your
firefighter1919: s-gyphs: OMG….in my fantasy world this is my boyfriend drilling my step dad and me working step dad down my throat….. I’m in all the way
s-gyphs: OMG….in my fantasy world this is my boyfriend drilling my step dad and me working step dad down my throat…..
saveelectriclines: 3chum: when i asked my dad about these he just said “she likes van gogh” Omg
cherrylemonades: my dad just recently learned about “omg”
vastderp: commongayboy: This gives me hope for humanity :3
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
liquid-liamm: omg I asked on facebook if anyone had a spare xbox live code and my dad said this.
b1llycrystals: beyonce-huxtable replied to your post “joi you better get your ass on skype. i’ve called you twice.” Awwww man I’m not home! I’m out gettin sushi with my dad and farting in public omg please marry me. i love farting in public
sex-s: venus—moderna: my dad just recently learned about “omg”
nanamii-chiaki: I forgot to post this the other day, I dont know how I forgot omg a few days ago when I was sitting outside of a doctor’s office with my dad waiting for the door to open, while waiting made conversation with an 80-something year old
dddeath-and-decay: vaginastew: “hey i got you some food” omg i love u dad “heres some money” omg i love u dad “why dont you give the computer a break for a little bit, sweetie?” NO FUCK YOU DAD YOU’RE RUINING MY FUCKING LIFE I DIDNT ASK
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shinebrighterthananyonee: yelyahwilliams: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING omg MERMAID
sakibatch: iloveass-tronauts: my dad came and gave me this and i looked up at him and he had tears in his eyes and i asked him if he was ok and he said he has never laughed so hard in his life and then left omg what newspaper is this i need it
iwouldmarryouharry: omg. my dad pointed this out to me. haha
l-a-u-g-h-i-n-g: r-volvers: sofiadreighton: my dad was in the 2nd tower ^^^ :’( omg..
yunggangsta: cherrylemonades: my dad just recently learned about “omg” 69%
y0itskameron: y0itskameron: jus chillin really? that’s so cool omg where’d you get it? i got mine from my dad and he’s had it since he was like 12 or something idk
phoenix-fires: miss-dahlia-art: mattap0sprime: xtofux: buzzfeedanimals: Is there anything sweeter than a dog with a mustache? Probably not. Oh. OMG! jesus christ, so cute! -bangs head against wall- this is my dad’s dog guys
catasterismes: yelyahwilliams: release-the-reins: too-stoned-to-remember: My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs ITS SMILING omg omfg mermaid dogs
sabrebash: My primary umbreon, Morgan, was the first Pokemon i ever bred with 6 ivs. Her dad is a Japanese wondertrade Typhlosion named Big Ty. I wanted to mess around with what that cross might look like while still keeping her species recognizable.
45-70govt: jeszing: son these grades are unacceptable well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad
omg he just came up here and was like “YOU’RE GOING TO SHOW THAT TO THE WORLD” DAD STOP LOOKING AT MY TUMBLR THIS IS A SACRED PLACE I LOVE YOU BUT STOP
mchandraws:messing with dad
pizzaforyourthoughts: madeleineishere: In my head David Bowie is Harry’s Real Dad OMG THIS IS THE BEST THING
