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pippinofthe-fellowship: night-owl101: So my dad and I are watching LOTR: the return of the kings and dad told me to pause it so he could check on dinner and this happened. I couldn’t stop laughing. youve seen frodo and sam tell me or else I
captainfuckboi: I HAPPENED TO GET THIS PIC OF MY DAD AND BROTHER AND LOOK AT THEIR ARMS
piku-chan: RULE 63. RULE 63 EVERYWHERE. Clearly I had too much fun with this rule. Sorry for the messy sketch scans (courtesy of my dad’s old scanner) and coloring. Enjoy fandom~ *SCREECH!!!!!!!* OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Hey dad, what’s today? It’s Friday right..? Dad: Yeah, and then tomorrow is Thursday. Me: Wait what?! Tomorrow’s Saturday! Dad: Oh, hahahaha. I thought that after all that shopping you lost your mind.
pizza: derse-dicks: derse-dicks: hello hello introducing my new cosplay of tumblr user pizza i tried doing a mini photoshoot for a photoset BUT MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME WHEN I GOT A PICTURE AND THE SIGH HE GAVE WHEN HE CAME IN I HAVE FAILED YOU FATHER
louloduca: my dad on aaron tveit’s singing in les miserables: “it’s husky and soft at the same time. like the antlers of a young deer”
spacewillows: this was my desktop image for the longest time and my dad would sigh every time he used my computer
z-o-l-a: My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
The signs as things my dad has said to me
sherrocked: My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola
jinn0uchi: the-hatred-machine: purgatorystuck: Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes I love spanish A capital letter changes it even further: Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
Why I think my dad's a hunter
blaineandersad: my parents said they were leaving and i started playing bump n grind really loudly because i thought they’d left and after finishing the first 30 seconds my dad was like ‘we’re still here’ ‘are you hiding a guy up there and
jdlaclede: jdlaclede: every now and then tumblr reminds me that my dad asked for a furry pic for his 57th birthday might as well tell the story behind that so, my dad’s birthday is coming up, and since he doesn’t text, ever (he’s luddite that way),
menalaus: holyromanhomo: toonamipapi: gothicbomb: reggaeairhorn: weloveshortvideos: My mom when she listens to Mexican music. THE DRAMA! Oh my gOd WHO HURT HER THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT MY FATHER DOES OMG IM SCREAMING I love this lmfao
neyugneigna: ……… I was my dad’s birthday present…. This is gross….. OMG i was TOOOOOO! WHAT THE FCCCK haha
tiffanyanneeaston: youngnslutty17: zodiacbaby: sansaspark: magconbabe-matt: This shit better work HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE 👀 Bettrr fuvkin work Hey, I’ll give it a shot. Interesting
twerking-poproxy: MY DAD ASKED ME IF HE WANTED ME TO HAVE HIM DOWNLOAD MY PHOTOS OFF OF MY CAMERA AND I SAID I’D DO IT AND THAT I JUST HADN’T GOTTEN AROUND TO IT AND HE WAS LIKE “oh i have one of those in my car” AND HE WENT OUT TO HIS CAR AND
pinkvelvetgirl: it was bring your kid to work day when my daddys boss offer to show me around the office the next thing i knew he had me bent over his desk fucking bareback as hard as he could. after about 45 minutes he call my dad in to his office
xtratitillating: mybestboobies: “ I like my Dad’s new girlfriend , she has a nice personality…and fabulous tits ” x
therorasaurus: so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.
shantelmacphail1: whore-degrader: Gape her teenie shithole My dad gave me the best birthday present-shantel
shantelmacphail1: getsuswet: Hillary Scott ♥ twisted My dads arms got tired pushing my head so much but he found another way-Shantel
shantelmacphail1: dothistomygf: My GF and I mentioned to my buddy our fantasy, then this happend I don’t know why my boyfriend wanted to watch my dad fuck me, but either my dad or boyfriend are buying me a new dress-tammy
shantelmacphail1: choosemythroat: My dads the best personal trainer he always helps with stretches-tammy
shantelmacphail1: edohio753: My Dad has some serious range! Dad!!, you ruined my top?!?-jamielee
shantelmacphail1: My dad said this was the only way to sit in his special chair, I don’t think it was worth it because now I need to sit around all day because I can’t feel my legs-Shantel
safe-behind-bars: older-aang: kuro-tokyo: scared the shit out of me every time my dad wants this to be played at the beginning of his funeral reblogging again just for that omg
yummum109: yummum109: (made this today x)Having a new step mom can be weird.When i first met mine i had no idea how it would end up. Eventually she broke up with my Dad and we started dating…my girlfriend is my ex step mom! It sounds odd but the best
bbcformyfamily: After my parents split my mom learned real quick that not every one was going to be as gentle as my dad was .
bbcformyfamily: My dad’s friend was staying on the pull out couch. My mom must have forgot when I’d be home, because when I got home she was riding him in the front room for all to see.
bbcformyfamily: My dad is out of town for the week so I’m going to get to hear my mom getting pounded by BBC all week long.
taylor-made4bbc:My Dad really shouldn’t have let me go away to college on his tab! I always let him know what a quality education his little girl is getting! 😝
mycatsaysmeow1: yesididbringmydog: okay sit down all you hoes and bitches have i got a story for you i was talking this here picture when my dad walked into the room and i managed to get the exact moment and in that moment, i made eyecontact with
APPARENTLY THE 7-11 NEAR MY HOUSE SELLS THESE SO I GET TO TRY THEM CUZ MY DAD PAID AND IM SO EXCITED!!
officialalltimelow: alexgaskarthdoingthings: So my dad is a preacher and he was telling us that Halloween is ‘the day of the devil’ and my sister goes “wow a whole day all for me?” And my dad is clinging to his bible now omg This is my favourite
square-enix: my dad noticed i was stressed so he 3d printed me a little wooden elephant
littlefuzzysheep: wwadirectory: scolgan: HOLY SHIT THREW MY PHONE ON STAGE AS A RISK AND HARRY TEXTED MY DAD OMG DYING 😍😭🙌 @harrystyles at Soldier Field Amazing
nonomella: our dog ‘talks’ and whines when he needs to go out and my dad just stands there yelling things like “what? what? hm? dont give me that ‘timmy fell in the well’ nonsense WE DONT HAVE A WELL”
madeupmonkeyshit: African parents are the type to beat your ass then turn bipolar on you
My dad when he sees im reading Looking for Alaska
Today my dad and I went out for dessert and the waitress thought I was like 12 and before we could correct her she gave me a free sundae because it was kid’s day, sometimes it’s not so bad looking like a baby
enstasis:My dad stole this painting from my room… Wtf dad that’s pretty gay for your taste
kiwibutt: homosprite: homosprite: My dad just asked me if there was anyone I’m interested in and I was just all like “not really?” And he was all like “what about your friends John and Dave?” He heard me say on the phone “John and Dave
basedgaben: My dad credits this as his favorite photo of me. When I was younger, I was very socially anxious. I hated crowds, hated attention, hated being up on stage. In preschool there was this little Halloween show that we put on, and man, I did not
baraskank: oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING
canni8al: canni8al: MY DAD FOUND AN APP FOR JAPANESE EMOTES DAD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pyrilia: my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out so i called him and IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
cornchipz: cornchipz: cornchipz: my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT DAD DAD WHAT THE HELL
frigerator: ONE TIME MY PARENTS WENT TO GO GET PIZZA AND MY DAD WENT TO THE BATHROOM AND MY MOM FORGOT HIM AT THE PIZZA PLACE AND CAME HOME AND STARTED EATING THE PIZZA AND THEN WONDERED WHERE MY DAD WENT AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T IN THE CAR ON
onlinepunk: Today my dog went to the vet and my dad texted me this picture
edens-blog: heartbeatofatimelord: physcoaustin: tardisol: IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS No. Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher
juliawiinchester:I’ve decided I’m only going to answer my dads texts with pictures of Ben Wyatt
reaglet:I called my cat “my son” in front of my dad ONE TIME and now every time he wants the cat to leave him alone, he says “go see your father!”
leonkumquat: when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank they’re married now
meladoodle:godlykesha:meladoodle:one time my dad tripped over some ice and was like ‘this is JUST like the titanic’is this the same dad that once called you dadno, that was a different dad. i have thousands of dads that ive synthesised in my home
‘lucina’s judgement’ oh my goddd omg y hogoh DONT KILL ME LUCY!!I HAVE A WIFE AND KIDS
bevsi replied to your post “pastelillos? amazing” omg my dad makes those theyre amazin YES ♥v♥
