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blackgirlshit: afrorevolution: Her Dab tho ✨✨ Legit my child
esquire4: YOu thought you were coming to save your sister from the monster that beats her, locked her away from her family. But she likes me more than she ever did you. And she decided that I should have my child with you so she can keep her body.
hardhatpartycat: phoenixwrites:sizvideos:Cat Protects Little Boy From the Hot StoveVideoLITTLE HUMAN. MOVE AWAY. THIS IS NOT FOR TOUCHING. “my child is touching a hot stove. I’ll let the cat handle it while I film”
theslinkylizard: myblackeyeddemon: theslinkylizard: Baby got a bath today~ How did you get a dinosaur This is my child! Please ask your parents about the dino and the egg!!!
armindoc:I’ve been waiting for you my child
thickblackmilf: pred1st: Fucking my child’s teacher in classroom Screwing the teacher in class is more of a father’s day type thing.
harrystylesnickgrimshaw: when I’m a parent, I’m going to give my child the day of the full moon off from school every month and see how long it takes the administration to notice
Mea Culpa, my child
slutfang: finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive
hunkules: Come my child, before the humans return
mellarkish: *plugs phone into computer to charge* yes my child, drain the life from your superior,
obvious-captain-rogers: I love how Davos just looks at the younger female characters as they kick ass with what I will now coin as “Dad Eyes” because you can see in his eyes that he’s like ‘yes that one, I like that one, that one is my child
kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: kyles-hetalian-test-tubicles: artiesmartiepants: I’m hungry ;__; eat my child And thus the importance of commas arises.
sadistic-demon: I am the last person you should look to for mercy, my child. http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=32940275
deerglyph: im trying to imagine my child telling me a giant caterpillar is his best friend
cameoamalthea: marksirena: Comicstrip: Kingdom Hearts Dad ©2013 one day I thought to myself, im a fanboy of kh, but how do those hardcore fans that are super obsess, act if they had a kid. I’ve been informed I cannot name my child Axel or Sephiroth
kxgehina: *finds creepiest character in series* my child
bioterrors: an angel girl who’s girlfriend is a demon and at first they don’t want anybody to know but then god is like “my child do not worry about it it’s , as the kids are saying these days, “what ever”’ but satan is like “do I know
ixq: but what if people did start to name their kids after their favourite characters do you know how terrified id be if my child came home from school one day asking if they can go play at komaedas house
alexanderchevalier: my child again
floozys:people trying to breastfeed their children: i just wanna feed my child assholes: well i have a penis and i can’t ejactulate onto the floor so :/ people trying to breastfeed their children: what does that have to do with anything assholes:
did-you-kno: If the last name you had as a child is closer to the end of the alphabet, you’re more likely to be an impulsive spender. Source Source 2
gunahlan: pagan sissy witch enjoying meaty broomstick deep inside her. blessed be my child. daddy approves rituals like this.
LEAVE MY CHILD ALONE!
beautyofthesun: mizzjade: yarrahs-life: American History 101 True life: I got kicked out of class in the third grade for bringing this up. I’m pretty sure my child is going to get kicked out of class for being aware. And I will take them out for
deepdredge: You’re going to know your place and you’re going to carry my child, whether you’re ready for either is completely irrelevant.Kik: DeepDredge
hodak: whowasminein99: this will be my child #preach
youareliterallybeingsorude: *arrives to my child’s wedding 30 minutes late in this*
