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the-owls: Myself, a level 1 gay, softly sobbing: thank you, the french tuck, it saved my life from bad taste!!!!Tan France, a level 1000 gay: you’re welcome my child, be free
ethiopienne: kerrywashingten: So now you’ve decided that the one thing you want is my daughter, my child, mine! What I made. What I created. best scene of the whole episode
aloemom: deebott: theish415: ccyourstruly: madamgyoza: who needs space really i mean this is no doubt an alien Shit is so unappealing to my eyes 😷 What is actually going on? 😥😥😥 Look at my child God you’re beautiful See
emoij: thatbagelgirl: emoij: The worst std is children This is offensive and just plain ignorant. My child is not an STD. She’s a fucking miracle and my reason for fighting. Fuck you. Asshole.
tsunderegal: lightthefuze: why do guys look so hot when they drive HONESTLY MY BIIIIIGESST TURN ON I DONT CARE IF YOU KILL MY CHILD IF YOU WERE HOT WHILE DOING IT YOU COULD GIVE ME A NEW ONEIF YOU KNOW WHAt I’m sayjn
pussyprlnt: bellygangstaboo: “All these empty seats & he just had to come sit with my black ass” Lmfaoooo my child
love-tiffany-ann: corn-holio: littledevildog: usmc-oorah: This should be in a museum This is beautiful. This happened at my school.. and I know who did it hahahaha omg my child hood :’)
kingcheddarxvii: Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
karurah: "The "kings" are the unborn children who will grow up to take care of the leaf. One is still in Kurenai's womb… hers and my child. Take care of my "king"!" Endless List of OTPS 3/?
It’s easy to come up with excuses to delay our happiness. All the time I hear things like, “As soon as I get out of this problem, I’ll be happy.” Or, “As soon as I lose ten pounds…as soon as my business grows…as soon as my child
neghenaha: judahbooty: Every kid should be this appreciative That’s my child right there. when my mom finally goes grocery shopping
yougotmefaded: I have a lot of awards and I have a lot of these things that are amazing and I worked my ass off. I worked harder than probably everybody I know to get those things, but nothing feels like my child saying ‘mommy’.
pinkmanic:m*thers b like: well what am I supposed to do with all this trauma from my parents?? work through it and let it go??? no. it is my child who is wrong. I will simply give it to them.
manga-fox: lulz-time: this child dresses better than every guy in my school imagina esse menino com 15 anos, Jesus
lucidnee: goingn4thekill: lucidnee: GUESS WHO DONT GOT KIDS? ME i have the most beautiful daughter who i am so very fucking proud to call my own. i love my child. i hope people that make posts like these dont have children because you seem like you
flawlessbeautyqueens: I was a mama bear before even having a kid, the type of person who is very protective of my friends. I’m pretty sure I’m going to be that way with my child. I don’t want to be a helicopter parent, and I believe in letting
takemesomewheresouth: aaliyah1979-2001: My Child Oh my gosh! 😩❤️ Too cute!
ninfia: Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you. This is Sooo us :p
janeslowwhispers: edeko: “I don’t want my husband to get me pregnant I want you to” So fucking hot I’d love to get some stupid cunts wife pregnant and make him raise my child. Fulfilling sex.
sqammed: My dad: Im disowning you as my child Me: Can you put that in writing I might be able to get more financial aid
oh my god my child
“I’ll feed it and treat it like dat’s my child. Then freak it up and beat it up, cause that’s my style.”
wahzoo: “I’ll feed it and treat it like dat’s my child. Then freak it up and beat it up, cause that’s my style.”
deathgripsforcutie: doctor: well its a boy, have you decided on a name yet? me: my son has no teeth doctor: thats normal for a newborn sir me: how will my child survive
hero-of-fereldan: Look at my child This is what I do with my free time and 躔 camera
canadad: can we please get some sort of mental health education for parents i cant believe how many are in denial of their child’s condition
GUYS IM GOING TO BE AN AUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!they just got matched with a child and they are having their first visit soon and by next month he should be moving from foster care to my sisters house!!!!!!!
a list of things that make me laugh always:‘there’s a leek in the boat!’ - cloudy with a chance of meatballs‘I want a book on child psychology’ ‘chives on top of me?’ - corner gas‘I ran to my room and I started running’ - mad lib theatre‘where
lywinis: I don’t own my child’s body sociolab: ljarvz: bemusedlybespectacled: (CNN) — My daughter occasionally goes on a hugging and kissing strike. She’s 4. Her parents could get a hug or a kiss, but many people who know her cannot,
is-this-name-creative: This was DiCaprio’s first major role, and everyone was shocked at the red carpet to discover that he was just acting as a child with a mental illness, that he didn’t actually have one. Which begs the question, WHERE THE FUCK
hottieinthehood: this is mine! my child. my daughter. mine all mine.
master-zane-cohen: 9 June 2017 fucking my whore Ashley.She’s now pregnant with my child as of 30 May.
n0rara: FLY AWAY MY EVIL CHILD
kittenebula: got bored in my animation class n doodled my child
plantag0: 2pacsnosering: Blessing Blackout with my melanin 🌸 EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND PAY ATTENTION, LOOK AT MY CHILD
twerks4loanpayments: peachy-gg:dre3k:melanindynasty:godsave-thequeenxxiii:Listen up My dad and I used to sing this every morning on the way to school. Anthem My child will know this song by heart by the age of 5. Man I remember singing singing his
pastelpinkkk: blackgirlshit: afrorevolution: Her Dab tho ✨✨ Legit my child This is actually exactly how my little sister acts
This will be my husband someday. This will be my child someday.
a-bunch-of-crazed-wizards: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: victor-825: laralaralara: #training for a future museum heist #A+ parenting This is how I would choose a name for my child. We’d put all our favourite names in there and then baby would pick
fasterfood: “jesus take the wheel!” i yell. jesus still refuses to accept my christmas gift. “i have no use for this wheel, my child” he says.
hunghoe: My dad: Im disowning you as my child Me: Can you put that in writing I might be able to get more financial aid
tonigiovanni: fkncole: oh my gosh 😍 MY CHILD HAS TWO THOUSAND NOTES
authorizeddealerr: yosoykrystalleyanel: My daughter Definitely my child
kingcheddarxvii:Me: uptown funk, you up?my child Uptown Funk, named for the hit song “Uptown Funk” that I loved in my youth: yeah dadMe: it’s very late go to sleep
natured: I hate going into public with my nephew because everybody gives me judgmental stink face because they think he’s my child.This time in the checkout line a lady looked at me with an disapproving smirk and asked how old I was when I had him…Even
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Just got into Voltron: Legendary Defender and it’s AMAZING, Pidge is totally my favorite character(als a request from @l-sula-l and @azzling to see Sass child and Space dad shenanigans, Pidge here is getting taken to a REAL bed this time instead of
jen-iii: Just got into Voltron: Legendary Defender and it’s AMAZING, Pidge is totally my favorite character(als a request from @l-sula-l and @azzling to see Sass child and Space dad shenanigans, Pidge here is getting taken to a REAL bed this time instead
19b4a13: Please appreciate my small child
More Brutaak art dump from my session doodles!Mostly some love for her and Alula, Taak apparently has adopted a small child lol
flaminghomer: blackleatherpout:MY HEART MY CHILD
hear me out ok i don’t ask for muchmuscly introverted pyromaniac/smol hyperactive partierlet me have this