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chavvesty: “i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply
greatjaggi: Me: Oh no, i poured this cereal and we don’t have any milk :(My furry hypertaur gf: *lactates*Me: thanks babe
proudpos: nuclearspaceheater: ilzolende: sonypraystation: my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s inside the box when youre describing
poppasplayground: 🍽I’d sink my teeth in more than cinnamon cereal on THIS #SexySaturday 🍑
scatterdarknessscattersilence: dream-cassette: nuclearspaceheater: ilzolende: sonypraystation: my favorite part of capitalism is the slippery slope of knock off cereal branding devolving from catchy, colorful names to literal descriptions of what’s
mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing
egberts: foxyshy: egberts: i put the cereal in the fridge and the milk in the cabinet and didnt realize for 20 minutes once I put my underwear in the fridge by accident i feel less stupid now thank you
convincing:boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you’d like that huhme, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad Y’ALL NEED TO STOP EXPOSING ME HOMYGODD 😂
imsoshive: hottieinthehood: my godmom annoying she really made a collage of cereal like its so much of a luxury to have frosted flakes lmao lmao
themage-of-space: ava-ire-girl-on-fire: please just unmute this vine man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage” man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL
onac911: Rustle my jimmies cereal or pancakes for breakfast. Hmm
alpha-brony: hardcyder-mod: bootsnblossoms: Tweets from Parents that Perfectly Summed up Parenting My kid would be the one that takes 45 minutes to eat her cereal. I’ve lived all these.
levynite: xcrimsonlovex: krysanteemi: vine is dying so i had to save my favourites This is the best one hands down. Everyone else go home. How the heck did he make the bowl of cereal explode???
themage-of-space: ava-ire-girl-on-fire: please just unmute this vine man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL
moonlitdremr:exciting:fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” KelloggAsked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for Kellogg’s
dwagom:moonlitdremr:exciting:fights I would pay to see: sigmund “everyone is attracted to someone” freud vs John “sexual desire is evil and cereal can and will fix it” KelloggAsked my mom who both has a MA in psychology and currently works for
slightly-gay-pogohammer: im living for more angry protective dad donaldbased on one of my favorite vines i cant link bc otherwise tumblr will kill me :^)also i clearly put more effor in that box of cereal than in the entire comic
slightly-gay-pogohammer: im living for more angry protective dad donald based on one of my favorite vines i cant link bc otherwise tumblr will kill me :^)also i clearly put more effor in that box of cereal than in the entire comic
themage-of-space:ava-ire-girl-on-fire: please just unmute this vine man: “My wife said that i sound like Gru when I have road rage”man: [yelling at a passing car, sounding like Gru]: “APPARENTLY YOU GOT YOUR DRIVER’S LICENCE FROM A CEREAL BOX!”
bloodlustandheroism: mjolkk: oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t
allthatyouneed: so this guy at my school wears a cereal box as a backpack
bythepainiseetheothers: theanchorholdswithinmysoul: If a bearded man eating cereal off of a bowl that is perfect balanced on his head isn’t on your blog, you’re running the wrong type of blog. My blog has a small place for beardos like him
clown-dick: why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life
6bitch6craft6: My fourteen year old brother is crying because I ate his cereal and he just punched a wall
rhombuser: madnessinthemist: unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal That last second. Oh my god. WATCH TIL THE END
the-absolute-best-posts: awesomephilia: i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse
vile-black-bile: parks-and-rex: yoantoneo: ruinedchildhood: Where!? I want them soooo bad!!! YOU CAN BUY THEM ON AMAZON! USA CANADA INTERNATIONAL Marshmallows in EVERY cereal? Lemme get my wallet. Hold up.
cuntfestival: My hobbies are petting cats, eating cereal in bed, and taking pictures of myself
this-blank-canvas: princesssroxy-blog:boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you’d like that huhme, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
penguinhumor: spankmehardbarry: i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse omg her face “fucking christ not again”
peecharrific: tufworld: My favorite cereal is life…. And I’ve got it AND I LIVED!!
cynegetic: adultc0ntent: 019295: iamawinrar: I wish I could rest a bowl of cereal on this ass and watch cartoons. Me too. I have two ass cheeks for a reason my lovelies ;) If only you had 3 ass cheeks but I guess that would be weird lol
jokerofish: darrenpillowscriss: my-opossum-is-awesome: sunsetsinfastforward: Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust. Wow that Baja Blast tip just made it not as special. If I’m going
thats-slightly-raven: theyve started selling lucky charms at tescos and ive never had any american cereal before and it has little tiny marshmallows in it and im haivng heart palpitations this is so sugary my body isnt used to this ive been living off
perkachow: anti-sjw-movement: 2000ish: 90s90s90s: Jessie Pinkman (Aaron Paul) from Breaking Bad in a Corn Pops commercial (1999) GOTTA HAVE MY POPS, BITCH! Is there context…. Why are his parents so congratulatory over him eating shitty cereal?
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his
aretheyseedless: spankmehardbarry: i hate it when i accidentally pour cereal into my purse iCNA’T STOP FUCKING LAUGHING WHY IS THIS SO UFNNY
ghostsad:my aesthetic is that time on icarly when spencer signed up for a dating website and his self introduction was just a sixteen minute video of him eating cereal with no talking or anything
Love to find my girl eating cereal like this
superhumanrequests: eridonkidonk: madnessinthemist: unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal That last second. Oh my god. is that stephen colbert That is too funny!
makemepop: Cereal time in my grunge chic look.
urthyoga: words cannot describe my love for breakfast foods. pancakes waffles oatmeal bacon cereal coffee tea french toast granola yogurt UGH
When Mr. Crude walked into the kitchen, Carolina was eating a big bowl of cereal. She immediately pulled open her dress, grinned and exclaimed, “Do you want my Lucky Charms? They’re magically delicious! And oh, so suckable.”
madnessinthemist: unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal That last second. Oh my god.
priestmahad: Like i’ve honestly haven’t felt this good in so long. This is something so nice and so needed. All my life i’ve been constantly bombarded with whites. On tv, in the movies, on billboards, in commercials, in cartoons, on cereal boxes
shadowspoken: For my Nutella people. (via Nutella Breakfast Cereal - A Beautiful Mess)
c0rtn3y-carma: teen-heat: so i walked into the girls bathroom at my school and i see the problem…. orange juice with cereal is disgusting There’s no morning paper in this scenario..
spoopydarnni: madnessinthemist: unamusedsloth: Looks like he found some amazing cereal That last second. Oh my god. look at the person that was about to go down the isle and was just like “never mind.”
ceo-revenge:wentzy:listening to gnossienne no. 5 by erik satie is not enough i need to pour it over my breakfast cereal and eat itif no one else got me I know Piano Serenade with Ocean Waves vol. 2 got me
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