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hesjayrich: sirkowski: darkslayer092: Old wounds. :P uh-oh… Thor: LOKI, IT’S HULK! YOU REMEMBER HULK, RIGHT? REMEMBER? FROM NEW YORK? YOU DID THE WHOLE ALIEN INVASION? ME AND MY FRIENDS FOUGHT YOU? YOU CALLED HIM A DULL CREATURE AND–! Loki: I
acrimonious-alien: loveyourlife5: queenofyoursoda: ilovecephalopods: corderito: Oh shit. We’re lucky octopuses don’t have bones, because if they did they’d come on land and take over. My dad’s friend owned a pet store and for some reason
maryjaynesroom: I love how intense Sgt Miles is when he’s having sex. He and my friend Kristy look like two animals in heat. The Beast with Two Backs. If I was an alien from another planet, and wanted to know what the pure definition of “fucking”
miracleroad: i met a new friend over at discord, he said he likes my character and even drew one with his OC :) i decide to repay him the favor and drew his OC with karen, as well. @robotic-alien-dude you can check him out here~! https://twitter.com/Rob
fortheloveofsquiddles: serkets and their implausible alien sex toysidki’m just playing with sai, it’s my new best friend[edit: fixed, forgot her eye because i always forget crazy crucial details][[edit: added in her lips and eyelashes because what
p1ants: i’m not very good at small talk, i want 2 talk about dying and aliens and sex and meaning and the sky i am terrible at asking about school and weather At gatherings when strangers ask what I do, I say “nothing” and my friends
honestlyprettychill: r-i-v-e-r: My friend @l-a-l-o-u was wondering what Lura would look like if she was more alien-like. So she designed this beauty, and let me color her!! 💕 She thought it would be cool if Alteans ressembled lions, and that’s
fornaxed: cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by
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merelei: aliens-ate-my-mum: Showing my favourite movie to my friends This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much!
crystallizedtwilight: My friend showed me Alien 1 & 2 yesterday and, needless to say, I am in love.
not-a-space-alien: proofreading my own writing like wow. u sure do love those commas, buddy. what if u tried to cool it with all those commas, pal. all those run-ons, friend. why don’t you tone it down, my guy
melancholymei: plant alien is my friend!
chokesngags: fornaxed: cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by lmfao the ugliest laugh
alittleworldofimagination: I actually said this out loud the other day and I probably alienated 10% of my friends
skaviris: introducing trickster haru!! after seeing the tricksters, i just HAD to draw our betta fish aliens trickster-fied. my friend also made a trickster coco, btw.
giorgiofan255: My friend Brandt Kofton posted this to my fan ;page for Ancient Aliens, and the paranormal…. http://www.facebook.com/TotalTsoukaliciousness last night. Yesterday was both Giorgio A. Tsoukalos and Albert Einstein’s birthdays. I
crazedmicrobiologist: merelei: aliens-ate-my-mum: Showing my favourite movie to my friends This gif is so appropriate in so many ways I love it so much! Where the fuck did you find a VHS….better yet a TV with a VHS player built in…
fornaxed:cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by
socotic: andybhaloq: Tumblr shirt Meow in Pocket Alien is real Plants are friends I forgive you Black is my happy colour Just do it later. love these clothes, soo cheap too
margary: My friend’s nipple looks like an alien landscape with my macro lens.
feeling alienated from a lot of my friends. womp. womp.
ryoungcy: Stylish&Comfy Sweatshirts Collection DOGS BEFORE DUDES Plants are friends BABY GIRL This is my too tired to function sweatshirt HUG DEALER CAFFEINE QUEEN I don’t believe in humans Alien Print Cat Pattern Click the links above
liquidglue: chessys: leyla31: How do u just….. Not believe in aliens my friend doesnt believe in dinosaurs we need to start from the bottom dinosaurs are a social construct the government planted the bones for us to find
moosemarine: southernsideofme: RIP Officer Singh. Killed by an illegal alien. His life mattered. This happened back where I used to live in California. One of my old academy classmates was good friends with this officer. Semper Fi. We got the watch
itw4skaty: fornaxed:cutevictim: I wish platonic bdsm was more of a thing. I want really good friends who will sometimes spit in my mouth and slap me and tell me I’m a filthy little piggy. this is why aliens pass us by I agree with both statements