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captainsnoop: captainsnoop: say what you want about elon musk but you gotta admit it’s extremely funny that the rescue team got those boys out before elon could even finish masturbating all over his shitty little escape pod like he was hemming and
nerdyydragon: sailorbrazil: cheesepress: cheesepress: elon musk said billionaire is a slur and im about to lose my damn mind im screaming at the top of my lungs “I wasn’t called [a billionaire] until my companies reached a certain size.” You
iwilleatyourenglish: dekpi: Anyone else getting real fuckin fed up with this guy to expand on this: as rescue teams were racing to save those kids and their coach, elon musk decided to use the crisis as a PR stunt. he tweeted about how he was going to
iwilleatyourenglish: melon-man: iwilleatyourenglish: dekpi: Anyone else getting real fuckin fed up with this guy to expand on this: as rescue teams were racing to save those kids and their coach, elon musk decided to use the crisis as a PR stunt.
juliandevorak-md: I can’t believe Elon Musk sent a copy of The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy into space… He must not have listened to the show/ read the books at all, if he thinks Douglas Adams, in any way, would not absolutely hate him. Fuck,
usbdongle: me: elon musk is a tone-deaf jackass billionaire who got his start in life from his parents’ involvement in aparatheid and he should be mocked also me: oil industry lobbyists have every reason to want Tesla to fail as an electric car company
trashfirefallon: Musk looks like his face was made out of Play-Doh
trashfirefallon: fanboying-ace: trashfirefallon: Musk looks like his face was made out of Play-Doh He looks like he smells like playdough that’s been been used in an un-airconditioned nursery full of kids who never wash their hands He looks like
titankoretech: trashfirefallon: fanboying-ace: trashfirefallon: fanboying-ace: trashfirefallon: Musk looks like his face was made out of Play-Doh He looks like he smells like playdough that’s been been used in an un-airconditioned nursery
tankies: sluttystalin: coincelpro: coincelpro: i feel like its telling that the thing elon musk was forced to resign over was “misleading investors” and not the labor laws he violated like as funny as it is to watch him crash and burn its so
haemofag: gorps: elon musk said this to seduce grimes
theproblematicblogger: Elon Musk: I love memes. I’m a furry. I’ve invented a trebuchet that launches sea turtles into space. Bark. Tesla Stock Holders:
drinking-tea-at-midnight: glux2: flvffymomo: elon musk posted someone’s art without crediting them and got yelled at and now he’s doing the taking a break from twitter thing where he sets his avatar to just black and im losing my fucking mind The
lizardsister: lizardsister: i miss italian elon musk this is objectively the funniest thing to ever come out of twitter
forty7hillsinmyhollywoodaccount:harpyhormones:also so damn many of you are absolutely fucking convinced that while musk is evil and malicious, hes a also actually a genius like look…. these do not have to go togethersometimes, often times, people
tymorrowland:imagine having the name “elon musk” and having issues with pronouns. like bitch, your names short for elongated muskrat shut up
politijohn:When we begin eating the rich, Bernie says start with Elon Musk
desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
officialfist:posts-from-a-darker-timeline:tania-grey:posts-from-a-darker-timeline:posts-from-a-darker-timeline:tumblr users how are we feeling about bullying musk off this platform before we even knew it was himim so sorry that this is how you had to
akeelahandthetea:official-kool-aid-man-cum-sock:remember when Elon Musk said he’s probably gonna let a bunch of people die on the mars mission?yeah.“You might die. It’s going to be uncomfortable. You probably won’t have good food. And all these
campyvillain:campyvillain:YOURE TELLING ME ELON MUSK HOSTED SNL AND EVERYONE FUCKING HATED IT????AND DOGECOIN TANKED BECAUSE THE SKITS SUCKED ASS SO BAD???
moonkitty:moonkitty:moonkitty:moonkitty:non autistic people shut the fuck up about elon musk he doesnt deserve to be defended and i hope he dieslike as an autistic person i literally promise you there is countless ways to support us without licking the
trans-mom:This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.Elon Musk’s SNL bits weren’t unfunny because he’s autistic, they were unfunny because he’s an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult
wilwheaton:I just despise Elon Musk. I hope history remembers him as the giant, privileged, toxic, entitled douchebag he is and not this myth he has worked so hard to create about himself. He is a disgusting, despicable, garbage human.
desperate-acts-of-capitalism:Italian Elon Musk is having a field day today
musclemanveryregular:chongoblog:musclemanveryregular:chongoblog:chongoblog:To everyone running here for refuge from Twitter since they are selling it to Elon Musk, welcome! In order to survive here, you must sacrifice one of your monsters or discard your
gendertranny-starscream:mysharona1987:I hope Elon Musk kills himself. <3
earhartsease:Elon Musk Has Officially Lost ๕ Billion This Yearnice
tumbalaria:porkue-deactivated20230306:A classic rinseHard Drive Apologizes to Elon Musk for Dunking on Him Too Hard“As a satire website, Hard Drive prides itself on delivering our readers funny, insightful, and often searing comedy about video games
bearie:bearie:i feel like literally any woman could infiltrate and take down elon musk’s empire by being nice to him and telling him he’s specialthe only reason he still has money is because no one can stomach doing this
radiofreederry:Uncritical support for this kid who hospitalized Elon Musk
trans-mom:trans-mom:I didnt realize Elon Musk had other kids from before Grimes, but learning he has an 18 year old trans daughter who is legally filing a name change to match her gender identity and so she’ll no longer be related to her father
elevenquietseas:retroactivebakeries:radiofreederry:You will never be John McAfee bitchIt is not enough that Elon Musk should die, nor even that he should die penniless, friendless, alone, and in pain. It is necessary, as a matter of moral certitude, that
animentality:Elon Musk just bought Twitter, for those of you who didn’t know. Rip to @mommybigdick who’s probably gonna get banned for being funny.
sapphic-and-stupid:radiofreederry:Elon Musk has taken control of twitter. Immediately fired the person responsible for content moderation who suspended Trump. Reactionaries are flooding the mentions of their favorite targets with slurs, rape threats,
cipheramnesia:Everyone on Twitter is overcomplicating how to tank their platform. If each individual user just sends Musk a DM or publicly tags him to say “Go fuck yourself” it will first be very funny and second leave the place a ghost town
tonysopranobignaturals:ubernegro:Elon pretends to fire paid actors hired to be Twitter employees, and people on the Internet cheerPeople are pretending to be laid-off Twitter employees carrying boxes outside of HQElon Musk putting on a manufactured public
positivelycarey:badjokesbyjeff:Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications. Jeff this is not a bad joke
phantomrose96:Elon Musk’s twitter meltdown is so fascinating to watch. It’s like seeing the class clown become the principal and then implode in real time.It’s like he hyped himself up on this platform of “No more school rules!
buggachat:can your pathetic elon musk bird site do this?
cryptotheism:I swear to God the more I learn about Musk the more I know I could grift him. Give me 40 minutes and a six pack of beer and I could have this dude CONVINCED that he’s the reincarnation of an Egyptian pharaoh and the only way to save
albertinesimonet:ALTALTALTlive footage of elon musk shitting his pants
arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk
twryst:quasi-normalcy:quasi-normalcy:Elon Musk’s only real act of genius was casting himself into a fictional archetype (the Tom Swift / John Galt / Tony Stark-style billionaire inventor) that so many people want to believe in so badly that they will
quasi-normalcy:le-dank-memez:doubleca5t:sotvrna:is there anything funnier than people saying elon musk buying twitter means it will no longer be a “communist” website and will be a bastion of freedom of speech instead ^^Things that, out of context,
anodymalion:anodymalion:the fact that likely a not-insignificant percentage of the people getting twitter banned for criticizing Elon Musk were personally banned by Elon himself is so fucking delightful to me. imagine having 200 billion dollars and yet
skarchomp:fully believe the trope of “villain laughs manically, pauses, and chides his lackeys into awkwardly laughing with him” has happened to elon musk
cerastes:kineticpenguin:mckitterick:bace-jeleren:catgirl-smash:probablyasocialecologist:Elon Musk Gets Viciously Booed by Stadium Crowd at Dave Chappelle ShowALT18,000 people in that audience, speculated some 80% booing him every time he went to speakand
afloweroutofstone:Tesla stock is down 60% this year and Dogecoin, which Musk is being sued for shilling, is down 50% this year
tymorrowland: arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk what career?
mckitterick: tam–lin:arsonforcharlie:desperate-acts-of-capitalism:But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk Posts that are better with timestamps enabled. (original post: August 20, 2018)
sakuraluck:inthewayoutthere:If you saw Elon Musk getting jumped by 50 guys would you:Help himMake it 51See Results
pieandhotdogs:Elon Musk struck down by self-driving TeslaLike to chargeReblog to castSee Results
hellbabyfromhell:hellbabyfromhell:hellbabyfromhell:tesla is not really a car or spaceship company. thats all smoke and mirrors. elon musk is actually 1 inch tall and is being projected to look larger. teslas real invention is the technology that makes
“I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, Where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, Quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, With sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.” ― William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
“… a girl of storm–winds and thorns, the musk of the wild rose and the flight of the falcon.” ~ Rosamund Hodge, The Lamps Thereof Are Fire and Flames
“I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, with sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.” ~William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
sumisa-lily: “I know a bank where the wild thyme blows, where oxlips and the nodding violet grows, quite over-canopied with luscious woodbine, with sweet musk-roses and with eglantine.” ~William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night’s Dream
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