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You know your day’s going to be weird when the first dog of the day comes at ya like Hannibal Lector. Yep. Thanks, Cooper. Really appreciate it, you crazy Westie.
batatonia: I like to think of juice as fruit blood because that’s more brutal
bowlegsandangels: killercest: cameronjohngodfrey: azazels-child: why is sexuality such a big thing like just have sex with whoever you want as long as they consent why is it such a huge thing You should run for office. if i ran for office i would
togepied: when you try and defend yourself and your parents yell at you for talking back so you just have to stand there like
Judging by my Tumblr, post in my ask what you think I'm like in real life
dnwinchester: sometimes i get an ask and i read it and i’m like “i’ll reply in a minute” and then somehow it’s been an hour and i remember i have an ask and somehow i’ve already closed the window and reblogged tons of stuff and ppl probably
softandcreamy: real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
azumachill: waking up and getting out of bed during winter, more like
pervocracy: gobelin: girls aren’t “easy”, girls don’t have difficulty levels. some girls like sex and some girls don’t. you aren’t winning anything by getting either of them to sleep with you. Some girls only want sex after emotional closeness
ursulatheseabitchh: acting cool but checking out the booty like
ladyrowlings: This is a PSA to ANY of my followers. TAG ME IN STUFF. YOU’RE NOT ANNOYING ME. SEEING STUFF IN MY TAG. MAKES MY DAY. LIKE SERIOUSLY. YOU THOUGHT OF ME. YOU INCLUDED ME IN YOUR POST. YOU WANTED ME TO SEE SOMETHING. BLESS YOUR SWEET
I like how glasses suggest intelligence instead of broken eyes.
tinselrimming: Dear parents when you say shit like “oh my god he’s alive” when I come out of my room I can guarantee that 100% of the time I will go straight back into my room
timmynook: irl im very shy and timid. im like a small animal. approach me calmly with a snack
mishisaurus: WHY IS EQUALITY SO FUCKING HARD TO GRASP LIKE I AM A PERSON YOU ARE A PERSON WE ARE EQUAL THAT IS NOT FUCKING DIFFICULT TO UNDERSTAND
saverockandroll: preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter
thechurchofbobsaget: I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.
Anatomical representation of what having your periods feels like:
(๏_๏) - I stalk your blog (¬_¬) - You should go away (∩ -∩ ) - I really like you(r blog) (° o °) - you shock me (^ 3 ^) - I want to kiss you (>^ ▽^) > - I want to hug you （°Д°） - You scare me ( T_T ) - You annoy me (~_~;) -
Reblog if you're a quiet/shy person naturally but when you're with your friends, you act like you're on crack.
yamazakis: ♡ telling your laptop romantic things like “are you fucking kidding me” when it freezes and stops working ♡
skarodegradation: kanyemotherfuckingwest: shavingryansprivates: remember when we were kids and we used to all sing that demented version of the barney song where it was like “i hate you you hate me let’s go out and kill barney” i don’t remember
dinnerpartydan: That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
jaclcfrost: give me any nickname you want. like for real. a shortened form of my actual name. something completely unrelated to my actual name. shit call me the name of one of my favorite characters. anything. any nickname. i will love it and love you
gossipgran: i hit rock bottom like every 2 weeks
pgay: ”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye
bunnypjs: I have like 64 different laughs all ranging from cute bunny giggles to run the kraken is upon us
sloth-grunge: the first ten minutes of christmas is cool because you get presents and then the rest of the day is like lmao no thank u
My first name:A-FG-KL-PQ-ZI love my nameI hate my nameMy name is hard to pronounceMy name is boringI have a nickname My age:I am considered a minorI am over 18I am under 13I am between the ages of 13 and 18I wish I was olderI wish I was youngerI like
viva-la-prussia: how to tell i am comfortable talking to you: i say things that make zero sense i say the random things that come to mind i act like a complete idiot when talking to you i use dumb emoticons
ghostlydemure: whenever my pets sigh im just like i know how u feel bby talk 2 me
HONESTLY: REBLOG THIS IF YOU HAVE EVER SELF HARMED IN ANY WAY, SKIPPED A MEAL ON PURPOSE, BEEN DEPRESSED, FELT ALONE IN A CROWDED ROOM, HATED YOUR BODY, HATED YOURSELF, FELT LIKE YOUR NOT GOOD ENOUGH OR BEEN TOLD YOU WERENT, CRIED YOURSELF TO SLEEP, FELT
Reblog if respect someone's OTP, even if you don't like it.
Send me a ‘★’ if you actually like my blog. Takes a second, means a lot.
birdywillow: people asking me what kind of music i like is such a stressful experience
tom-sits-like-a-whore: when a boy lifts his arms and his shirt goes up just enough to see a little bit of his stomach
pastel-cutie: it’s 2014 let go of people who make you feel negative emotions let go of people who make you feel like you’re not good enough be around people who make you smile and laugh be around people who think you’re amazing be around people
profoak: “hey i like ur blog but can you stop reblogging ___ i dont want to unfollow but _____”
ivybeast: when you get to roleplay with the person you really like and look up to When you get stuck during the roleplay but are too intimidated to tell them
stop-chicken-nugget-abuse: leavesofmirkwood: *squints suspiciously* i like you, new character…. *squints more suspiciously* you’re going to die. aren’t you.
sassycappy87: Putting on your bra when your skin is wet is like wrestling with satan
the-lonely-scottish-guy: if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
thehttydblog: modern-hiccup: Me and my sibling can go from to in like three seconds #MY LIFE
ashtonsdimps: do boys even follow me on here like i believe 99.9% of my followers are female
zitao-on-fire: converting your friends to your fandoms like
landorus: let me know if u dont like dogs so i can block u immediately
bearded-glory: christmascrayonwillow: candycreme: do you ever just start thinking about sex and zone out for a couple of seconds and stare into space and then you come back and you’re like ah shit i hope no one realised i was thinking about sex just
My tumblr is what the inside of my head looks like.
Reblog this if you like to RP with people for more reasons than simply wanting their Muse to be in love with yours. If you actually enjoy building a relationship (whatever kind it may be) between them, rather than just starting out with the pure intent
lordoftheinternet: that sounds like responsibility and i want no part in it
“my followers like me” i whisper as i walk to all my classes by myself
Most to least likely to stay faithful in a relationship
ffxiii-and-thelaststory-fandom: How I react to fandoms sometimes: How I feel about waking up early: How I react to plot twists: When my senpais notice me: When I get an ask: When I die in a video game: When I find a song I really like: Anime:
Just a friendly reminder to my new followers, just because I don't send you a greeting post doesn't mean I wouldn't like to RP.
notkatniss: all clothes should be like ũ
boundunbound: clauderabbit: myawfulpersonality: Having an anxiety disorder is like that moment where your chair almost tips or you miss a step going down the stairs but it never stops Shit Truth
t-mdelonge: have you ever loved a lyric so much that when you hear it feels like your heart is trying to burst out of your body
2ndltbraeda: luckied: 2ndltbraeda: luckied: Read More Read More Read More Read More Jean nodded in agreement, his legs started to tremble like crazy. “I’m just about ready to sit right here on the floor, frankly,” he moaned
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD LIKE SOME ANONS IN YOUR INBOX
baiolicious: i’m such an asshole but i’m also a very kind-hearted person who likes making ppl happy and if i love u i will love u with all my heart and all my soul but then i’m also such an asshole
