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latenightseth: John Mulaney’s bachelor party was memorable, but not in the way he planned.
lordnot: lukewarmskywalker: idontreallyfuckwithcheese: #this enrages me every time i see it for the simple fact that john mulaney would have been 15 when princess diana died #which begs the question #if he’s lying #does that mean he did it? #he also
stream: “I went to college, I was 18 years old, I looked like I was 11. I lived like a goddamn Ninja Turtle. I didn’t drink water the entire time. I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and Adderall.” John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City (2018)
trip-and-stumble:So I’ve been making John Mulaney memes
patron-saint-of-smart-asses: taylor-tut: taylor-tut: y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?” every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen i got this
drinkyourjuiceshelby: mulaney: Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died? Can y'all give him a break?
bacon-dragon: asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture
an-anxious-gay-mess: fuckmartinaddisonman: Love, Simon but it’s narrated by John Mulaney “I really like girls” I said, you know, like a liar
haiku-robot: broodingsoul: aggressivelynihilistic: shithotawkward: batmanisagatewaydrug: northisnotup: itsafckingsnickersbar: johnmulaneys: Nick Kroll & John Mulaney’s Success Hasn’t Gone To Their Heads - CONAN (26.02.2018) This is the
i-am-avacado: Not to be dramatic but John Mulaney saying “every time I walk down the street, I need everyone, all the time, to like me so much–its exhausting” is quite literally my biography and I’m shocked he knows so much about me
thatgirlwithfeels: randomthingsthatilike123: wintersoldierfell: cryptiboy: jukebox-head: bonepoem: ryrosryhoe: jackironsides: pleaseexorciseme: John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld
neko-ereri: markiplier-egos: Sooo I saw John Mulaney on Sunday The best part of the show was during the first joke he gets really loud then noticed there was a dog in the front row and he then spent the next three minutes apologizing for scaring the
oddly-feline: hellenthetenderness: danisontnonfire: cheekygeek05: cattt420: STOP SUPPORTING JOHN MULANEY I’m tired of people supporting he is a TERRIBLE PERSON Like he LITERALLY SAW Tyler get pushed of the seesaw and didn’t do anything.FOR
holyfuckabear: amez-santiago: Andy Samberg’s John Mulaney impression (x) It’s funny to see all the people reblogging this completely unaware that these three worked together for Y E A R S of course they have a John impression
wiigsten: So apparently we all had the same experience of childhood assemblies. Thank you John Mulaney.
trxnquilmage: you know i hate tumblrs “i hope they do something problematic” shit so much? its not only with people like thomas sanders or john mulaney or that comic guy with the bike, but with whole ass shows and projects? like nobody ever said b99
bogleech: asafruca: yelnatszeroni: frogmp3: buckakke: john mulaney talking about how much he loves his wife and roasting other male comedians that just talk shit on their wives is why The Gays like him so much because he’s what Straight Culture
fallontonight: John Mulaney has some very articulate hecklers.
bogleech: karlpilkington-ismyspiritanimal: dragongf: Some ppl say comedy is dead cause of “political correctness” but like john mulaney did an entire bit on captchas and bo burnham did an entire bit on not being able to fit ur hand inside a pringles
thechronicleofshe: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE I’m crying like literal tears. Usually when I say I’m crying on this website, I’m lying and its an emotional
jxhn-mulaney: Fear cuts deeper than swords
ohhowlucky: danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had
tssathompson: John Mulaney & Nick Kroll Answer the Web’s Most Searched Questions
And they lived happily ever after. — John Mulaney
flirting-with-psychology: The way John Mulaney speaks is the vocalized version of When You Capitalise Every Word Like This
goblinrph: bumblesee: zonerbonerz: bassiter: on the scale from griffin mcelroy to john mulaney, brian david gilbert is smack dab in the middle. shane madej is also in the middle but from the other direction a scientific scale Courtesy of the group
agentxthirteen: Sharon Carter, John Mulaney 20/33
nasafic: Awkwafina + John Mulaney Presenting Best Animated Short
stream: “When I was arrested for a one-hitter at a Rusted Root concert, I did not serve hard time. I think I got an award.”JOHN MULANEY: THE COMEBACK KID (2015)
stream: Do I have to look at her while I guess? -Right in the eye.John Mulaney | SNL | Mar. 2nd 2019
johnmulaneys: John Mulaney Auditioned for SNL 44 Times
officialqueer: So has anyone else seen this behind the scenes pic from when John Mulaney cameod on SNL?? (Also, apparently, he had to rent that costume and that just makes this 150% better).
john mulaney and pancakes
sullivantwissarcana: the-knight-of-wren: tgi-spideys: Caught in a ham This was spectacular John Mulaney is PERFECT for voicing cartoon characters! He did a great job in this.
ororosmunroe: I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories: Repeats things for emphasis. Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.” Adds unnecessary details because
39-seas-of-rhye: Queen / BoRhap Boys as John Mulaney Quotes Brian: Roger: Freddie: John: Gwilym: Ben: Rami: Joe: + BONUS Lucy *to someone else*:
the-problematic-blender: avengersincamphalfbloodstardis: someone: stop quoting John Mulaney all the time me: The picture wont load but i know its just him screaming no
broadwaytheanimatedseries: rosesandstuff: keepingupwiththeparkers: keepingupwiththeparkers: Miles attempting to throw Kingpin off his rhythm #streetsmarts WHY IS THIS THE FUNNIEST THING I’VE SEEN ALL DAY John Mulaney does canonicaly exist in his
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ororosmunroe: I think I like Mulaney because he tells stories like how I tell stories: Repeats things for emphasis. Comments on parts of the story while telling the story, “You know, like how you talk to an 8 year old.”
possiblestalker:Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke.
spider-mah: John Mulaney stops by The Tonight Show
witcherson: makomoriz: John Mulaney for Esquire, 2019
chiribomb: ebhenah: paramud: s-notgirl: God, listening to John Mulaney talk about doing hard fucking drugs in his youth is like hearing a nun reminisce on her last orgy before she converted. What do you mean you didn’t come out of the womb with a
the-jennster: so i’ve been binge-watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine all day and I am totally on board with the “John Mulaney should guest star on the show as Jake’s high school best friend/lowkey boyfriend” idea, but I raise you Once everyone putting
not-used-to-being-normal: not-used-to-being-normal: lordoftheinternet: some thoughts are so private that you only share them with a therapist or 17,000 people on the internet Where’s the John Mulaney quote
mulaneydavidson:Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse- ‘John Mulaney as Peter Porker’
just-a-queer-crow:List of straight white men I trust:•John Mulaney•the McElroys•Andy Smaberg•John Oliver•Chris Evans and Sebastian Stan•Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston•Ted Danson
anntickwittee: John Mulaney & the Sack Lunch Bunch (2019)
secretoctopus-deactivated201912: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
ohhowlucky:danteogodofsoup: killbenedictcumberbatch: standupcomedyblog: John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the
generic2007popsong: generic2007popsong: “He takes me into his bedroom, and then he takes me into a side room off of his bedroom - never a good thing to have.” - John Mulaney “why do you wanna shatter gems?” “because it’s the one thing you
2srooky: beach-bummer-jellyfish: ok don’t get me wrong the ‘salt and pepper diner’ bit is hysterical, but john mulaney has so many more hilarious stories that no one seems to talk about: •the party at the house of the teacher that everyone hated
bobbymoynihan: susiephone: underrated john mulaney quotes: “he never forgets a bitch ever” “…and he was almost impressed!” “because we’re delta airlines / and life is a fucking nightmare” “SCATTER!!!!!!!!” “…which is some racist-ass
girlkisser: it’s still so wild to me that john mulaney is only 35 years old because whenever he tells stories about his childhood i can’t help but picture him in like the 1960s playing baseball and going to the malt shop and saying things like “why
gettingstonedinmybasement: gettingstonedinmybasement: sorry but literally nothing will be funnier than john mulaney’s delta airlines sketch in case you haven’t seen it
micaxiii: bake-nekos-blog: do-you-have-a-flag: another FAR TOO RELATABLE bit from John Mulaney here @zacrathedemon5 #IM LISTENING TO A PODCAST. WHILE THINKING ABOUT ANOTHER PODCAST.
dont-touch-my-juice:please watch this john mulaney bit from snl of him complaining about how computers ask us if we are robots it is hilarious 10/10 would recommend
friendlytroll: windyvalleyzone: sammysausage: meme-team-risk-analyst: canadianstuck: One of the funniest things I ever experienced was when I went to go see John Mulaney live, and halfway through a bit about how expensive college in the States is,
