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thefingerfuckingfemalefury: marauders4evr: Monty Python and the Holy Grail is the greatest comedy in the world and let me tell you why From literally the very first credit to the last credit, the movie is throwing a joke at you. And you know what? I
dread-pirate-rob: kingofthesevenseas: dicapriyos: This is from a circlejerk subreddit so it was a joke. Making fun of mentally ill people because you don’t like a movie. Class act as usual, Reddit.
bifca: justplainsomething: nakedsasquatch: lanawhatever: nakedsasquatch it’s ya man Okay but seriously folks - as often as I joke about this movie stirs my loins and as weirdly popular as this text post got a while back, I wanna rap with you all
half-ace: peppermintsdicks: peppermintsdicks: when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance you do know that gay people exist outside of yaoi, right when some rando leaves homophobic comments on a good relatable joke
tredlocity: tredlocity: tredlocity: cinemasins has the energy of the guy who thinks he’s so clever cause he called die hard a christmas movie cinemasins is the guy who thinks he’s the first person ever to joke about how westworld and jurassic park
apoliticalfemdomappreciator:slab-o-meat:i know the memes and the jokes have all come and gone but what was UP with this guyHe was the only original character in the movie so people got excited.
littleartbot: “Scary” movies. Better late than never ^^; and yeah I know Danny would probably work at like geek squad at Best Buy or something working his technological-badassery but for the sake of the joke just do what you do when you watch
msmaximoff: dios-404: prokopetz: Why do the movies never show us this Spider-Man? Fun fact Spider-man once beat the Hulk by telling him a joke that was so funny he turned back into Bruce Banner to laugh I love this?
dragonsir: cryptoriawebb: wancemcwain: micaxiii: kubo-kubo: stydiaherondale: just imagine the jokes LMAO you fools, deadpool would be proud of it Deadpool in the next movie: “DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I VOICED PIKACHU!” deadpool, holding
skipinouterspace: doctordisaster: freshmoviequotes: Thor: Ragnarok (2017) The United States of America (1865-2018) My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie
batter-sempai: thethirdcircle: bordermatecrinkles: robb-the-reaver: hardstoplucas1: When you call somebody’s name but they don’t know where it’s coming from This is genuinely frightening You know when a horror movie has so many jokes it
ichwilljeden: judgebunnie:undereyelids: Bruce Willis is probably going to keep making action movies because you know what they say about old habits This is my favorite joke
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
beyoncescock: waywardsonapocalypse:godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
the-absolute-funniest-posts: newspooky: Best joke in the entire movie, I swear to god.
elizabethlikes: do you know what i want? i want an lgbt+ tv show/movie that’s not a drama i want a how i met your mother to be about a pansexual ted mosby and the running joke is that barney’s offended ted doesn’t find him attractive i want a legally
terminallycheesy: forfuturereferenceonly: ohio-is4-lovers: a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas” Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s
filipcool: alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking
mook64: giraffepoliceforce: popemarina: mistyslay: fishingboatproceeds: This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept
waywardsonapocalypse:godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
feanory: dajo42: if you think i’m joking when i say that i’m eventually going to marathon all six of the extended LotR and Hobbit movies then you underestimate my dedication and willingness to completely waste 24 hours what do you mean waste 24
comedycentral: Hopefully someone adapts this joke into a movie starring Liam Neeson. Click the image to watch a clip from Anthony Jeselnik’s new special Caligula premiering Sunday, January 13 at 10/9c.
queenoftheimps: FILE THIS UNDER “JOKES I DID NOT GET WHEN I SAW THE MOVIE AS A CHILD”.
du4ne: fuck seth rogen and fuck his shitty movie that’s gonna do nothing but make north korea look like a joke to dumbass impressionable americans who won’t realize that they’re laughing at a country where people are unnecessarily starving and
showgirlsteve: you are allowed one “fuck” in a pg-13 movie and I think civil war should use that fuck by having someone reference the language joke from AoU and steve telling them to knock it the fuck off
eluxirs: I’m tryna eat fruit and walk around a lover’s house topless cos the summer heat be ridiculous. i’m tryna be laughing and giggling at inside jokes with my lover. tryna be laying in they lap as we watch movies, stealing a kiss here and there.
These past days all I've thought about was our adventures, all our inside jokes of you claiming we were in love and our nights in Lauren's apartment. I see them all as a movie playing. I'm sorry I chose to be with someone you told me to stay away from
1blogofawesomeness: Semi-Pro
cramp: goatactivist: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel fuck you FUCK YOU
waywardsonapocalypse: godstiels-fallen-dragon: familyfriendlyporno: brookeeverdeen: DAD JOKE well at the end of the movie it really was just hazel ARE YOU SERIOUS YOU SOGGY LAMP HOW COULD YOU you soggy lamp
neilnevins: frog-and-toad-are-friends: I can’t wait until like twenty years after weed is fully legalized and nobody cares anymore and comedians have to make real movies with real jokes
skippercifer: There’s not a single criticism of Monsters Vs Aliens that would interest me- you think I don’t KNOW that it’s bad to look at and makes 0 sense? That too many of the jokes are driven by outdated pop culture references? This is a movie
lois-lane: FAVORITE MOVIES: The Dark Knight (2008)To them, you’re just a freak, like me! They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out, like a leper. You see, their morals, their code, it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first
alittleworldofimagination: NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTANDOUT OF EVERY SINGLE GAG IN THE MOVIE THIS MADE ME CHOKE WITH LAUGHTER THE HARDESTI ALMOST SPIT OUT MY POPCORN INTO THE KIDS HAIR IN FRONT OF METHIS FUCKING JOKE MADE ME LAUGH HARDER THAN I’VE LAUGHED
fegeleh: in movies, whenever a hot guy fake-flirts with an “ugly” girl and she gets all flustered, it’s intended to be a funny joke and make u think the girl is pathetic for believing such an attractive man could be interested in her. ur supposed
pancakesandplaid: transcendmatter: “All right, that was a cheap joke, okay. I admit it, and I’m going to do it again like 4 times in the movie, and I’m just going to apologize up front. I like knocking Norse people out of frame. It makes me laugh.
irisowl: So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking
almightyloci: was this whole movie just a set up for a star trek joke
iancgallagher-archive-deactivat: ‘Hooked On A Feeling’ is used in the movie. That and a lot of other old songs are on Quill’s mixed tape in his Sony Walkman. It’s one of the few things he has from Earth. I don’t think of it as a joke,
omghotmemes: stopping the movie to read the joke :D
femfreq: When you go to the movies and there is a sexist, racist or transphobic joke.
ostracizedpoodle: relentlessremedies: ostracizedpoodle: relentlessremedies: ostracizedpoodle: why did people go on the titanic didn’t they see the movie you’re joking right death is a very serious subject please be a little considerate
mermaidastrology: Gemini are unable to go long periods of time without talking as it throws their center off balance. Many are not even able to make it through a movie without making a joke or a comment.
all jokes aside people who are always salty and mad @ the world... u gotta chill for a bit. take it easy. watch a good movie. look at a funny video. write in a journal. jump on ur bed. there is more to life than always bein mad
si-pwns: fraserfj: I think Airplane! held the record for the most jokes per second in a movie? Agreed!
