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I am on a Boat motherfuckers!
fucktonofanatomyreferences: A whole motherfuck-ton of specific male anatomy references. [I am so gay for these pictures, you people have no fucking idea.]
loki-is-my-god-now: lokiwholockfactory: homestucktrollala: you-should-put-it-on-a-t-shirt: ladydaffodils: I am so amused. oh god, it´s back thanks I just love it that this motherfucking adorable bastard has no idea that he just turned himself
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“Sick motherfucker’s gonna rape me…But why am I already wet there?!!”
temptingbliss: pandaaaz: Like/ reblog this to help me win the hottest babe champion! :D :D :D => If this girl doesn’t win the contest I am never posting a pic of myself again. Better re-blog and like this motherfucker! ;)
funnyposts: theawesomeadventurer: i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25
lilac-w-i-n-e: klasse: purebeachboho: numbbfingers: ITS TRANSPARENT PUT IT ON YOUR BLOGS awww reblog this everytime i see it, its so cool MOTHERFUCKING GOLDFISH SWIMMING ON MY BLOG I AM NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT I SHOULD GO TO SLEEP
harpalyce: syencefyction: semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
annefwong: IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just
turning66fem: Yes she is! I am my son’s goddess and he is my motherfucking god. ;-)
alexandraerin: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: cumberbitchfit: JUST LOOK AT THIS MOTHERFUCKER. HOW CAN YOU SAY NO TO THIS?!! HUMAN HUMAN I AM HUNGRY KITTEH FOOD NOW PLEASE? “Hello. I’ve asked you here today to talk about the food bowl situation.
sabrinarcissism: untiltheendofeverything: | I JUST MADE THIS. JUST HAD TO. I STILL DON’T HAVE ANY FREAKIN WORDS. | I AM THE HAPPIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET RIGHT NOW.
relax-enjoythepain: pauloxytocin: tagged as #my face its tagged as my face because i didnt use to post pussy pictures and am too lazy to change the tag or maybe it’s just ironic motherfuckers was it an accident or a mistake who knows
Stand back motherfuckers you better put on your goggles and lab coats cause the genius is in the house! Not only did I fap myself to sleep at nearly seven fucking AM, I pulled an all nighter the exact same day of the exams I had scheduled and needed done
Leveling up my character through Pandaria in WoW is a rollercoaster of emotions. Here I am, Lunaismaiwaifu the Light of Dawn, Champion of the Frozen Wastes, Defender of a Shattered World, Herald of the Titans… And this motherfucking Panda asks
liquidlizards: i am absolutely losing my motherfucking mind at this photo. never have i seen someone hold their drink with such pure, tranquil rage. black has a pretty villain lady setting up camp in his private office and 3 dunderheaded dolts on the
semioticharuspex: FUCKIN CANDY BITCHES So being an adult, I am occasionally struck by the realization that “Holy shit I can just like buy candy and have other grown-ups carry it to my motherfucking door” and then I usually send a random friend some
spoopy-librarian: all-city-chess-club: amor-perit: nextlifeout: guessthelabels: CAN YOU APPRECIATE ALL THIS BROWN Reblogging every time Ayeeee Love this! SOMEONE INCLUDED MOTHERFUCKING NANI I AM SO PLEASED
One time (like 2 months ago) I got high as fuck and decided to google justin beiber cuz yeah that’s how oblivious i am to mainstream. anyway, i got high and fell in love with this little motherfucker. put on some metal and watch this gif. it will
koishe: classy-dick: do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life i am that friend
monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
rattlehead66: shitty-car-mods-daily: I actually found this hilarious that god damn chair alone is enough for “i swear to fucking god I hope some candy car motherfucker gives this dickhead a defect notice longer than I am tall and ensures that car is
I am thinking back, and I do not believe I have ever loved a fictional character as much as I motherfucking love Levi
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zelkam: ∟ A choice with no regrets. [x]
I am pleased to report that the day after Walgreens has pissed me off and summarily lost my business, the new CVS they built right next to my workplace has literally just openedBye, motherfuckers
I AM A MOTHERFUCKING MISTAKE AND I’M SHIT AND I HATE MYSELF AND I FEEL SO FUCKING WORTHLESS I NEED SOMEONE OR SOMETHING AND THAT’S SO SELFISH OF ME TO SAY I WROTE TWO READ MORES IN ONE NIGHT I’M FUCKING LOSING IT AND I’M FALLING
lacrimalis:fernlom:sleepy-bebby:Num Num Cat TikTok Chainohhhh that finishyou guys have NO idea how frustrated i am knowing those finisher lyrics are ORIGINAL FOR THIS TIKTOK and i CANT listen to this 20s speakeasy lounge sounding ass motherfucker just
kyrafic: monobeartheater: intrnetvibes: jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car Tumblr:
dirtylittlechemist: clandestinedliving: electricsexdoll: It is unacceptable that I cannot find thigh highs in a store. I am not paying shipping for them! Bah. Motherfucking truth. Same for high waist panties. I need someone to spoil me. both. I
katzmatt: miketooch: WHY AM I ONLY JUST NOW HEARING ABOUT THIS THING??? They don’t even have a release date for it yet. Or a price. But I’d click that link and read-up on this sweet motherfucker if you guys like this how about project unity which
This photo seriously makes me laugh out loud. I AM SUCH A MOTHERFUCKING HOBO WHEN I TRAVEL!!!! Necessity wins over looking cute sometimes. ahahaha oh MAN. I went to NYC and Philly for 2 weeks this past March and seemed to have forgotten winter existed.
godtricksterloki: siremustachio: jessicatheselfishmachine: I have literally NEVER been so fucking thoroughly disgusted with someone on tumblr as I am right now. EXCUSE YOU, MOTHERFUCKER. I’ve been picked up and swung around numerous times, even prior
kittenonherown: ruskabelle-rabbit: blog-anglophonic: Ain’t that the motherfucking truth. This feels pretty fucking relevant. I know I am. I’m always the villain or at best the anti-hero in a story.
bootyloverman: onyxstrong: fatpussys: Her fat pussy tastes AMAZING!! This lucky motherfucker!!! Yes… Yes I am 😆
wvfootfetish: buntoes: here’s 14 thousand fucking reasons why these toes are like no other…I am the motherfucking Duchess. Yes you are!!! Great views!!!! Sexy
reallymang: 1. I am upset by this URL following me lol 2. You smooth motherfucker you i wish somebody grandma would follow me.
EddieEddieBe realYou are as old and soft as I am, don’t fucking lie to me you doughy motherfucker
knifeandlighter: EddieEddieBe realYou are as old and soft as I am, don’t fucking lie to me you doughy motherfucker dude canadian woods. me and bear. you with a camcorder
eoinleacoighir: rachellephant: tips to write college papers begin with “buckle your seatbelts, motherfuckers, because in eight short pages i am going to learn u a thing that i only learned myself about two hours ago, so sit down, shut up, and enjoy
chasingdragonfliesx: moikoiway: glitterfairies: IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER
officialguysidfuck: Patrick Dunne of Randy Blue has new look and I am so digging it! This hot motherfucker has never looked better and FINALLY he bottoms for the camera. He is now my future boyfriend. He just looks so good with his legs in the air.
rupertismagic: Call me big momma when you back that ass up boy, who is you playing with back that ass up boy, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up What am I looking at? Oh my God,
themasterslover: i am obsessed with angel sanctuary i mean look at this majestic motherfucker how could i resist? Reblogged for the truth. Maybe after like a couple of years I should actually FINISH buying the damn manga. *facedesks* Also let’s
Pushing aside the fact that the beginning of the snail game tonight was a bit of a mess, it wasn’t too bad. In total, I ended up with THREE MOTHERFUCKING SLOTTED BLACK DEVIL’S MASKS. (You have no idea how pissed I am about them being account
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I TRIED to take a nap, because DURRR been up ever since 3:30 AM. BUT NO! Some seriously fucked up motherfucker decided that HEY NOW’S THE PERFECT TIME TO DRILL SOME HOLES INTO A WALL.*sobs* I’m tired and my throat hurts…
Just checked RO tag randomly. Too much hentai. Too much useless and annoying and generalizing female priest porn (seriously why are they always females? am I seriously the only person of the face of this motherfucking planet who thinks that you can do
Okay I need to vent. Like nao.You dare to fucking text me now and ask me why am I not calling? 1. You motherfucker ruined my sleep. I’m sleep deprived and thus way more fucking moody than usual.2. By ruining my sleep, you just made me hate you more
It’s 1:31 AM and I just pulled a fire Beast Hunter from a MS.This means I NEED JUST THE FUCKING DARK YETI AND I HAVE EVERYTHING FOR FUSING A MOTHERFUCKING VEROMOS.
WHY DOES ANYONE EVER ASSUME I AM AN AUTHORITY ON ANYTHING I AM NOT except for making bread i can make some motherfucking bread
janetssecretlab: jrugs: bondsluut:madameatomicbomb: captainpcarter:I AM SCREAMING This is the most motherfucking comic book thing I’ve ever seen AND I AM DELIGHT YOU DONT UNDERSTAN IM SCREAMING thor… .. Renner looking majestic as fuck though