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2dart:宇崎月！ “We have a fully stocked fridge you know,” Petra said after she eyed the fact that her son was eating fast food.“And I can do what I want with my money,” he replied. He still hadn’t tilted his head up to greet her properly.“Then
The patch of bare, hairless skin between the panties and garter belt always gets my husband really revved up.Especially when our daughter is wearing it.Mmmm. I kinda like it, too.
littlebooklings: p1013: devildoll: weteevee: parents when they can’t get a hold of you: “i called TWICE AND YOU DIDN’T PICK UP” me when i can’t get a hold of my parents: “I BROKE MY LEG. I CALLED UR CELL 11 TIMES, UR WORK PHONE 7 TIMES,
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… mother fuckers! =O
captjackfrost: notadangirl: luckyspike: futurama is one of those shows that lures you in by being funny and then rips your fucking heart out If you didn’t know the hand was her father, the squid thing her mother, her parents left her at an orphanage
i didnt make up that theory tho lmfao cmon /v/ :(
hismomskeeper: oedipusreigns: By the time a son is strong enough to lift his mother up and fuck her while she’s suspended on his muscular body, she has long forgotten the man her husband used to be… Now her cunt belongs to the real man of the house:
xiyouji:theres a dragonquest slime thats a nun and her name is mother glooperior. if you even fucking care
bigbardafree: my mom has a prosthetic arm and like yeah she makes jokes about it sometimes “glad i could lend a hand” “i’d lose my arm if it wasnt attached!” stuff like that but the difference is that its my mother making those jokes joking
nummynomz: Commission for Galis~<3Sweet lil adorabulge is all tied up right now…leave a message after the hiss!Not that he’ll ever get to it~————————————High-Rez, textless and watermarkless version available to my Patrons!!
buy1get1freeuse: After the announcement of Free Use, Archie was worried for his family. He didn’t want his kids getting mixed up in the insanity that was sure to come with the early days of the law, so he forbade them from going out. “Besides, you’re
virginiakarenjj:Some mornings my brother wakes up with a hard on that just wont go away so mom takes care of it so he can get ready for school.
i can’t have a single pleasant morning without his tyrant mom fucking it up can i give me a fucking break
opalisagoddess: captainchunkychew: I’m kind of amused by the fact that the first thing that we learn about Rose Quartz isn’t that she was Steven’s mother or that she sacrificed herself so Steven could be born. The first thing we learn about her
airbenderedacted: the-world-of-steven-universe: Do you remember this little guy? :) Well… tomorrow we’ll tell you more about this! (Maybe u won’t believe it) This is a mock-up, its not official.
alverdewolffe: artemispanthar replied to your post “sometimes when a character can’t shut up about another one they…”there’s an interview about the show where the creator talks about how perfection doesn’t exist but media can make you think
shojx: If I woke up to this in the morning, my heart would probably stop beating.
Aijin - 94-24-34 - by Muse MintBefore she was Mistress Angie of the Kurabu Club in San Francisco, her name was Aijin, the daughter of a French diplomat, Jean-Pierre De la Cour and her Japanese mother, Yumi.Yumi introduced Aijin to the tea rites of The
mangachaa: dicks in my mouth are my favorite thing -mizuki this isnt what my mother wanted for me
it is literally 5:20 rn and i think my mother is awake fuck fuck fuck.
mandaflewaway: mother’s day means SNL from the 2010s and waiting to go to my boyfriend’s parents for veggie burgers. hooray
draelogor: darkchocolateandtea: fuckingconversations: teamfreekickass: spiffypop: thebraveandmischievous: housetohalf: mysnarkasm: When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen. She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough. She broke
earthtohayley: toluicacid: pink-nation-xoxo: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child… and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child This was
ohmigoshnoway: twerkingmajestically: “we’re gonna party like it’s 1999!” sings the thirteen year old girl. suddenly, she finds herself turning into a fetus. she is trapped inside her mother’s womb. the party has begun.
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: crowleysdelicateass: cawcaw-mother-fucker: woman-of-wonder: poco-loki: jensen pickles jared padaleeki misha kaleins jim peaver mark pellegreenbean ferrero roché richard speightghetti jr matt coham julie mcnugget
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES
thankengine: thankengine: i figured out how to request money on paypal my mother just called and she didnt even say hello she just said no
cumbertrekky: cumberbuddy: my-mom-is-ginger: cumberbuddy: A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S A S S How?How could JJ Abrams allowed this to happen?Mother of God.Is everyone okay?What kind of question is that?Of course
hiddlememes: Brothers from another mother
fricklmao: how the hECK did you watch music videos before youtube that’s MTV was for until they discovered teenage mothers
stilesisaspookyassbutt: lol earlier tonight my mother was like “i blame you for making her so weird” and pointed at my dad and my dad was like “well i blame HER for making me a nerd” and pointed at me and i was all confused and then hes like
isnerdy: fishingboatproceeds: onceuponanobsessedfan: John Green is like the Den Mother of tumblr Tuck your shirts in and stop flirting with each other, tumblr! Just kidding. Continue flirting.
spookytox: jacks-compass: thecrowdedmindofjohnnydepp: ”no u arent doing it right let me demonstrate” Johnny depp teaching other johnny depps so they can rule the world in his absence The mother Depp teaches it’s Depplings how to behave in
justabarrelofmonkeys: cas-wants-the-dean: swim-two-birds: If you’ve never read Shakespeare’s plays, you’re missing out on some quality zingers. the first mom joke Can I just use VILLAIN I HAVE DONE THY MOTHER as my #1 insult forever
welcometorivendell: This year I’ve watched basically the same anime 3 times wow u know the one with the bespectacled estranged father and important dead mother and their emotional protagonist son that joins a military organization
bowlegsintheimpala: The first time Sam hears his mother say his name.
lokistimetravelingsassbutt: avengerwhoviantributesassemble: winchesterandwinchester: I was trying to flip this cap vertically but then this happened and my first thought was ‘like mother like son’ and now I’m laughing Go to your room!!!!!!!
zombie-doe: sweetbitchywhovian: caffeinetooth: idea for dealing with street harassment: always carry fake blood capsules. when someone harasses you, put one in your mouth, break it, smile, and say “didn’t your mother ever tell you not to speak
aspieat221b: sherlocks-loki: princess-fluffybutt: gerard-gay: i haTE it when people are like awww guys who are nice to their little siblings <3333333 guys who are sweet with old people <33333333 guys who respect their mothers <333333 guys
heartcramp: 50shadesofkomaeda: heartcramp: Do not take a baby into a movie theater Do not take a baby into a movie theater Please do not take your baby into a movie theater Please do not take your mother-fricking baby into this expensive-ass movie
fatcr0w: retrogrammartown: thecityhorse: rubaiyate: This is my youngest colt, Dante. He is half Houdini, half goat. I took him to his very first halter show, left him tied to the trailer with his mother, and turned my back. When I looked back, he
nerdylittledude: multiplybyspookiness: i really can’t stBUT BABY IT’S COLD OUTSI’ve got to go awaBUT BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIthis evening has beeBEEN HOPIN THAT YOU’D DROP Iso very ni’LL HOLD YOUR HANDS, THEY’RE JUST LIKE ICmy mother will
dontlikeconflict: #yes sammy #that’s protocol #dean is your mother and father
carry-on-my-wayward-butt: tip #7 for mad pussy: enroll in a class you’re not interested in disrrupt the class introduction that you, again, are not interested in at all just to be that mother fucking guy smug face.jpg collect fedoras and dorito dust
Men categorize women in one of four ways: Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches. Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman. But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.The sexual
turning-on-the-light: my mother and sister went to the Crayola factory and brought this home for me. they know me so well ~
brood-mother: slunchy: magicnein: let’s stop making jokes about girls and start making jokes about white boys here i’ll start *white boy voice* chill out man it was just a joke [walks into class 10 minutes late with a can of Monster] sorry I’m
baelor: sleape: I just wanna let you know that you’re the first person to do any of this and it means volumes to the people who do wear the Hijab, and people like me who knows my mother wears a Hijab and there’s people who are actually gonna defend
dalek-interrupted: “It was a promise I made to my mother. That I would come back to her.”
naomster: tempestpaige: my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS
howmanytuesdaysdidyouhave: electricmonk333: 1x01 || 1x09 Take your brother outside as fast as you can and don’t look back! The worst part of this is that Sam had no idea that this is exactly what John said to Dean the night their mother died.
fandommember: #actual episode of once upon a time but ursula and Regina are the same and She wouldn’t be next to her mother the queen of hearts.
It's mother fucking christmas
shouldibenovel: romxjul: #GO AWAY MUM THERE’S A BOY HERE How much do you want to bet he apologized to his mother both before and after shutting the door in her face?
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: chinfiniteben: homeless-network: HOLY MOTHER OF IF THAT ISN’T HIS NAME FOR IT THAN HE IS MISSING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY
eversolewd: margaretthemagicdragon: When fishingboatproceeds is best-selling author and den-mother of tumblr, John Green. ‘Make john green find the thing’ is my favorite game on tumblr
homwrecker: this mother fucker is the voice of nemo shit i think i want to fuck nemo
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