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So my mother’s husband, thinks I don’t deserve to be breathing because I don’t have a job. I’m fat and lazy basically so I should die. So done with this fucking place.
purplebuddhaproject: ““Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, 'jealous’, 'shallow’, 'vain’, 'boring’ or 'cruel’? Not to me.”” — J.K. Rowling (via purplebuddhaquotes)
Happy Mother’s Day Mummy!! 😘 I love you!! #bestmum #ily #mothersday
Don’t tell mother, she knows not of my swag @kierenemmanuel #swag #herp #derp #pose #mirin #nexttopmodel #sex
As horrible as it is but the end of a relationship always makes my night better especially while I’m drinking. Take that mother fucker.
radicalsurfer: HOLY MOTHER THIS IS GORGEOUS.
party-drinks-fun: holy mother of god
Dont worry Mother, it's just a phase
effyeff: holy mother fuckerrrrrrr
gabbimellark: HOLY MOTHER OF JESUS LORD HALLELUJIAH PRAISE THE THE GODS ABOVE I CAN’T BREATHE MY OVARIES MY LIFE THIS IS SO SEXY AND BEAUTIFUL AND JESUS GOD NIALL FATHER MY CHILDREN
brigwife: my mother said i could be anything i wanted so i became an anxious and antisocial recluse with an internet dependence and an intolerance for natural light
craized: mildblisse: vvolfme: newyorksbabe: amazing i need this amazeballs jumping in = splashing furniture = unhappy mother = no more jumping in = no more fun some architects just dont think of these things
a6:do you ever just want to force all of the burdens your mother has onto yourself and destroy all of the problems she has to face do u ever just really want to be able to get a great job so you can take her away from every fucking struggle and just spoil
calins: heartenizing: u-n-p-e-r-f-e-c-t: imperfectlyb-e-a-utiful: musicismycare: Yes, he’s Max Russo. Yes, he grew up. Yes, he’s really handsome. Yes, I’m imaging to be that girl. Yes, she’s so lucky. Yes, now I’m in love. MOTHER FUCKER
olitwist: toluicacid: pink-nation-xoxo: disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope: Let’s give a moment to those mothers that can not have a child… and to the husbands that stick by their wives regardless of wether they can have a child This was the most
tengo-un-rulo-sensuaal: kuma-sifu: thebigbadwerewolf: them in the white car just shit themselves something fierce OOOO YOU ONE LUCKY MOTHER [shutyourmouth] cresta :oooii
strawberrytartare: im—jahova: unmutekurloz: unamusedsloth: Poor fellas… THE ENTIRE GROUP OF THEM OUTSIDE VICTORIA SECRET. They look like kids waiting at the daycare for their mothers to pick them up
abcnews: One of the newborn giant panda triplets interacts in an intimate moment with its mother at a zoo in China: http://abcn.ws/1tfDwJb
bullied: Mother duck: “I’m only buying one box so you all best agree on something or we leave the store right now and no one gets anything”
marica-callate: How I met your mother. -Kit Kat.
here-is-the-food: How I Met Your Mother :v
it was my mother’s birthday today and I snuck around putting up happy birthday messages around the house at 1 in the morning and it made her very happy so I’m happy ☺️☺️
Love Your Mother
pennyshipswincest: the-parkster: German quality tv. A mother who is obsessed with SPN and her daughter trying to save her. #welcome to our future
I AM THE WEIRDEST MOTHER FUCKER WHAT THE HELL
corruptbucky: You’ve always got little old me…
remember that time my brother wanted me to record the new yugioh episode, but forgot that I was a dumbass kid who didn’t know how the vcr worked so I recorded over a bunch of home videos loool
Y'know I really hate when people act like they do me these big ass fucking favors when in reality things just happened to work out for both parties. Things just happened to be convenient. You’re not special or great. Fuck yourself for trying
laundromatslotmachine: Don’t talk to me or my son ever again.
i go hard in the mother fuckin’ pits.
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