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uss-assbutt: austriea: man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified
happiness74: Quick fuck before the thanksgiving preparations. Although the sex was amazing, I’m mortified that we are wearing socks. LOL. I absolutely hate fucking with socks on. It’s a turn off for me. Maybe it’s because when I watch videos with
queergutterpunk: coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
theyellovvbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
lithaveta:“Because I have to cry every so often for a living, I find it mortifying if it spills over into my daily life and I haven’t really managed to do it for years.”
sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
shroom-goddess:fitandfruity:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
theyellowbrickroad: republicanidiots: Here’s Mitt sucking the life essence from a human child. look how mortified that baby looks
queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: Andrew’s face is both so mortified and happy. Like yes, this is the woman I have chosen to place my love with. And I love them so much. They are so cute it hurts
fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
tittypocalypse: wrecknician: appropriately-inappropriate: benyw: vivianemae: andvsamberg: vaspider: geekandmisandry: dovahfem: I just learned about the “Husband Stitch” a few days ago and i’m still fucking mortified. Women’s bodies
fatherdaughterfantasies: She thought mommy would make daddy stop punishing her when she walked in on them, but she was mortified when she discovered that the punishment was actually mommy’s idea.
jake2bb: Jerry said that he was mortified when his Uncle happened to walk in on him jerking off. He said that without skipping a beat his Uncle said that it was cool and that he wouldn’t tell anyone if Jerry just laid back and let him do what he wanted.
divinestmadness: 1dietcokeinacan: IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
generalgrievousdatingsim: sharing music you like with someone else is the most mortifying ordeal of being known
physticuffs: argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it. me: can i take this exam…a different time?prof: sureme, crying on the inside from the effort of asking:
i feel like i’ve been deeply betrayed by someone who i thought was one of my close friends. i’m hurt, i’m angry, and i am completely mortified. i’m really hoping that i’ve just misunderstood some things and that he hasn’t just utterly backstabbed
nikkisbellas: “I would have never posted a photo in any underwear, lingerie, or swimwear about two years ago. I would be mortified as to what people would think of my body. I had curves, boobs, thick thighs, and a butt. It wasn’t what I was used
pixielula: Throwback😎📚🖍📝when he bought this skirt for me I was mortified that it didn’t fit me, then it just became a kinky game for the both of us. I’m into some pretty freaky stuff🙈🙈he’s the first person I’ve felt comfortable
youngenf: enfcaptions: When the bicyclist passed Jenny his bike caught her dress leaving her completely naked in front of a lot of people Mortified Jenny couldn’t keep up in her heels and he cut the corner and sped off with her dress still attached.
foxzzlo: she’s mortified 😭
mbangel10: Dave’s response to being ranked #1 drummer on SPIN’s list of the 100 Greatest Drummers of Alternative Music. “Oh, my God, you have no idea how incredibly honored and mortified I was when I saw that,” he says with a big laugh. “I
aztechnology: i-love-ruby: I am genuinely mortified, horrified, and have cried of laughter from this matryoshka
linguisticparadox: islakariese: justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via) This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being
demonzoro:like real…. artists/writers/people who love what they love so much they create for it…… did not put in so much time and effort just for me to see someone make a post about how it’s embarrassing to reblog because of ‘the mortifying
smilesandvials: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
ripley-cat: linguisticparadox: islakariese: justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via) This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes
emmakf: Last reblog of myself because it’s slightly mortifying but I also forgot about this one. My first nude on Tumblr ever from this past New Years.
ankhpapi: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back
marisatomay:the mortifying ordeal of hearing a recording of your own voice
ultroid2068:prole-log:In 1844 Marx described you at work in 2021:“feels miserable and not happy, does not develop free mental and physical energy, but mortifies their flesh and ruins their mind. Hence the worker feels themself only when he is not
godessoflovee: coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
kyoslittlemonster: trust-all-bees: sunrise-surf: i want to meet myself from someone else’s point of view i really do not I’d be intrigued. And probably mortified.
frostedfacesclub: Frosted face mortified girlfriend
cherubgirl: Sapphire laughing so hard she just lets out this HUGE snort and she’s completely mortified but rubys looking at her completely dazzled bc it’s the cutest thing she’s ever witnessed
nedsseveredhead:Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
flyfella:I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to
