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mens-rights-activia:>subjected myself to mortifying ordeal of being known>did not receive rewards of being loved >what the fuck
infinityonhighvevo:yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands
wanna-buy-some-lettuce-kid:‘the mortifying ordeal of being known’ what about the comforting joy of being understood
iammegadaddyissues: i grabbed my phone before anyone in the conference room could see the texted pic that had suddenly appeared on my screen. i moved so quickly, panicked and mortified that someone might have seen it, that everyone’s eyes were on me.
harddick10433: raunchysub: An easy way to determine if the guy You’re fucking is just a bottom, or a full-blown faggot, is to spit on him while You’re fucking him. If he’s a bottom, the spit will land on his face and he will probably look mortified.
jackelaino: I like that everyone was mortified and scared when Jamie plunged into the street FULL OF CARS but Cupcake was just like “This is getting good.”
aphrodeiti: please don’t make a meme out of miss Colombia the whole situation is actually really sad she was mortified on national television show her some respect
ramflega: @sorceressrinoa and i were talking about how utterly mortified riku would be if he had trouble calling his keyblade back to him after even after becoming a master. he thinks the whole concept of strike raid is bullshit, honestly, who even,,
queergutterpunk:coveryouinmycurves:sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Replace
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
we-found-our-own-reasons-to-sing: my brother is really homophobic and he tried to insult me by saying “at least i’m not gonna marry a girl!” and i started laughing and he got the most mortified look on his face because he tried so hard to insult
yallair7al: A lion being slaughtered in the Eastern suburbs of Damascus. Does this photo distress you? Are you shocked? Are you mortified? Well save us your ‘tears’ and your ‘outrage’. This lion was slaughtered because people have run out of
sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
whythefuckareyouromeo: OH MY GOD SO I LIVE NEXT TO A VERY STRICT, VERY BIG, CHRISTIAN FAMILY AND ALL OUR WINDOWS ARE OPEN AND I JUST SCREAMED “JESUS FUCK” REALLY LOUD AND I HEARD 3 MORTIFIED GASPS FROM OUTSIDE IM CRYING
the-house-doubt-built: a-man-n-progress: coolblackchick: fucking uterus’s im mortified i found this way funnier than i should have…
queergutterpunk: coveryouinmycurves: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
vampirefreakism: queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: Andrew’s face is both so mortified and happy. Like yes, this is the woman I have chosen to place my love with. And I love them so much. They are so cute it hurts this is so
queen-idinamenzel-of-arendelle: caiusmartiuscoriolanus: Andrew’s face is both so mortified and happy. Like yes, this is the woman I have chosen to place my love with. And I love them so much. They are so cute it hurts
deadpanwalking: 1dietcokeinacan: IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
corbeezyyy: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
bad-lady-next-door: Dylan was mortified that Mrs. Haverford discovered him in this condition. Still, her mood seemed to brighten quickly.
divinestmadness: 1dietcokeinacan: IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
starlock: YOOO so I stumbled across this post and it was too cute not to attempt to translate into comic form. There aren’t any pages missing, I just cut out a whole lot of this segment because I wanted to focus on Carlos being mortified and secretly
uss-assbutt: austriea: man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified
dirtyberd: lollll at a “nice” restaurant and I was asked to put my jacket on because pretty much my whole bra is showing on the sides. this town is always holding me down. so glad MW isn’t here yet, he would’ve been mortified. i look like such
fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
linguisticparadox: islakariese: justcatposts: “It’s not that wet” (via) This cat strikes me as both fascinated by the sensation of the rain - the smell, sound, and feel of it - and completely mortified by the fact that it comes with being
generalpostoffice: might fuck around and submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known
the-absolute-best-posts: #when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION
unsuccessfulmetalbenders: IM IN MY SCHOOLS LIBRARY RN AND IM SITTING IN THE QUIET AREA DOING WORK AND THIS GIRL JUST TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF ME BUT HER FLASH WENT OFF AND I LOOKED AT HER AND SHE GOT SO RED AND SHE LOOKED MORTIFIED AND SHE CONVULSED
ninasdobrev-blog: “I was at a party where everyone was drinking except me, although it probably looked like I was drunk because I fell down the stairs. I was mortified because the only person who saw me fall on my ass was Taylor Lautner.”
teenagepics: forever90s: The Most Devastating Celebrity Plastic Surgery Disasters. Megan Fox was a beauty before. Check them out: No posh, why!? :( oh. my. gosh. these are mortifying.
poundherfloodher: A crowd that was meant to cheer and holler at the lewd act unfolding before them, could only stand in uncertain silence or make inane comments.It was meant to be a drunken dare - a backhanded insult meant to to shock and mortify the
massivemusclebears:bestpartinaman:I wasn’t angry or mortified when I saw my friend with his hands around my father’s ass, as I had startled him when I came into the room. In fact, I was really turned on and told him to continue as I pulled out my
theyellovvbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
transitory: #when steve harvey gets mortified at contestants and they turn out to be dead on and then his mortification redirects to america it is literally THE GREATEST THING TO EVER EXIST ON TELEVISION
austriea: man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights
youngenf: enfcaptions: When the bicyclist passed Jenny his bike caught her dress leaving her completely naked in front of a lot of people Mortified Jenny couldn’t keep up in her heels and he cut the corner and sped off with her dress still attached.
sicknymphet:Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
Omg yesterday I took my mum and nana to see #dirtygrampa which was hilarious to me but I didn’t know how filthy it was … my nan was absolutely mortified and even my mum who is super chilled out walked out half way . Every single line was
shroom-goddess:fitandfruity:sicknymphet:Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
1dietcokeinacan:IF WE WANT THE REWARDS OF BEING LOVED WE MUST SUBMIT TO THE MORTIFYING ORDEAL OF BEING KNOWN!!!!
samspurpletoothbrush: Oh, she didn’t tell you? Pretty mortifying, I guess.
artandanimecrap: fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing
