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imapervert: This is my problem with black girl facials. They always look absolutely mortified. White girls be like: “OH MY GOD, CUM! MY FAVORITE!†Black girls look like congress just re-instituted slavery when its time for a facialÂ
Mortified oppai hentai school girl with her big tits exposed and legs spread to show her panties while a gang of guys jack off their cocks in hentai illustration from Waffle.
The Ultimate Warrior, by Bill S. Ballinger, based on a screenplay by Robert Clouse (Star Books, 1976) From Oxfam in Nottingham. THE TWILIGHT OF MAN This is the future. Earth, mortified by man’s greed and bloodlust, is on the edge of extinction.
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imapervert: This is my problem with black girl facials. They always look absolutely mortified. White girls be like: “OH MY GOD, CUM! MY FAVORITE!” Black girls look like congress just re-instituted slavery when its time for a facial
Sunday Afternoon in the Park with ?The wife likes to go for a walk in the park most Sunday’s. This week, despite her telling me once again that she’d prefer to go alone, I followed her. I was absolutely mortified by what I discovered when I caught
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I don’t know about the rest of you, but I have a real mixed feeling about “discovery” - I sort of do wish it would happen, something like this, and I think the reality would mortify me (NOT into humiliation games at all). I do imagine
funnyandhilarious: I would be mortified if this prank was pulled on me
earlybedtimepunishments:mainebobcat: Must be a story here. :) She must be so so embarrassed… I would be mortified
sheisalwaysandneverthesame: ironandgrace: sheisalwaysandneverthesame: Wouldn’t it be the best thing ever for us to share Stoya for a time? Of course, I’d be mortified about not ring as beautiful. I’d have to make it up to her with skill and craft.
bad-lady-next-door: Dylan was mortified that Mrs. Haverford discovered him in this condition. Still, her mood seemed to brighten quickly.
kurloser: roaminromans: MY FAVOURITE PICTURE OF THE QUEEN EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE SHOCKED AND MORTIFIED AND SHE’S JUST LIKE “BUT THE PARTY HAS ONLY JUST STARTED MOTHERFUCKERS”
thinnerserving: Realized I’d be mortified if my university found this. They’re incredibly conservative. Soooo, blacked out my face! Anyways, I think my side is starting to look really, really good. yay! Nice let see it all
poundherfloodher: A crowd that was meant to cheer and holler at the lewd act unfolding before them, could only stand in uncertain silence or make inane comments.It was meant to be a drunken dare - a backhanded insult meant to to shock and mortify the
littlemissdrippy: I would be absolutely mortified but dropping down my legs, in real danger of cumming.
scrickiras: I wonder if they will be mortified or pleased when they wake up jamonmyjumper answered your question: Sherlock Art Requests? Would you draw something Sherlock/John on a plane? Like, arguing, flirting, getting airsick, or something? c:
The perfect gift for shy, sensitive boys, who are insecure in their sexuality, and are absolutely mortified by the idea of seducing and sleeping with men!
How if I had seen such as ad in my younger teenage years, it would have mortified me knowing that there were boys like myself, that could have been like that. And worst of all, knowing deep down, that I could be like that…. a fairy.How I could
For a birthday, having been taken out to a restaurant by mother and the girls making up my closest friends, I was mortified to find myself at a adult themed establishment.They sat, beyond amused, watching me overwhelmed, unable to take my eyes off the
Where on the previous summer European vacation with mother, I was so appalled and mortified to find that a number of my sister’s clothing had mistakenly been packed among my own, leading to a boy’s first self conscious public foray in a skirt, and
The smile mother forced from me for the camera, masked a boy mortified by finding himself in Disney princess dress for Halloween. An evening spent at home with mother, terrified of my friends turning up, wondering why I wasn’t out trick or treating
Mortified by my mother’s delight of dressing me in girl’s clothing, I would always made a point, that I would never wear skirts or dresses. That I would never truly become a fairy.But never did I imagine, that by the time I gradually had become used
Lapis gets a boner on the massage table while Jasper’s doing her thing and she’s SO MORTIFIED but Jasper takes in stride, teasing her lightly and flirting about how pretty and soft Lapis is
cartoonyafterdark: Lapis gets a boner on the massage table while Jasper’s doing her thing and she’s SO MORTIFIED but Jasper takes in stride, teasing her lightly and flirting about how pretty and soft Lapis is ten seconds later she’s blown it
baby-turtle-duck:Headcannon that, at some point, Zuko gets a pet turtle duck. He names it Dragon, and calls it his favorite advisor (Sokka is absolutely mortified, he’s losing to a bird). Dragon follows Zuko to every single meeting and will bite anyone
PLEEEEAAAASE have Liara and Samara in slave Leia outfits and Maleshep’s feet. Liara should be gazing up at him adoringly, Samara should look mortified.Could you make a picture of Liara in the Princess Leia bikini?- SureCan you please make another
nachashim: when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten
the 2 fears of looking at old work:1. being mortified at how bad it is and needing to DELETE DELETE DELETE2. realizing that not only is it good, it’s much better than what you are doing now
artemispanthar: Pearl sometimes spits when she yells and I feel like she is unaware of this and would be mortified if someone told her
kit-dot-com:being known is a mortifying ordeal not only bc it involves allowing someone to see the worst of you and hoping they will love you anyway but also bc it involves letting them see the best of you and hoping it actually means something to them
nakedism:LeRoy had been totally taken in by the self-hypnosis website. He couldn’t stop himself as he stripped off his undies and turned on his webcam for everyone to see. It was mortifying but it was if he had no will of his own. Little did he know
aphrodeiti: please don’t make a meme out of miss Colombia the whole situation is actually really sad she was mortified on national television show her some respect
theforce:The mortifying ordeal of trying to shove all your shit back in your wallet so the next person on line can get rung up at the grocery store.
An omo concept thingy I like: 2 friends out somewhere public and one of them is desperate to pee and ends up wetting himself and just frozen mortified. But no one saw it happen yet except their friend, so their friend seeing them frozen quickly takes
I’m so fucking proud of 13 year old me. I was inspired to look through an old diary today and even as a child I knew ICP was just. not. good.
theyellowbrickroad: im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
argumate: there’s a ton of shit you can get in life if you’re willing to submit yourself to the mortifying horror of asking for it.
jhinthony:*phoenix voice* the mortifying ordeal of being seen in public with miles edgeworth
Well today has been mortifying so fuck
:IM JUST SAYING!!!!!I love a good bed wetting, ESPECIALLY with that sweet sexy after math comfort tbh 💞Just the whole thing is so beautiful Someone wetting their bed and waking up mortified and trying to get up and sneak around to clean their sheets
thompja13: catp: I am Niall’s mortified “AH-H.” Me whenever anyone talks to me
fitandfruity: sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect. Bringing back this prime
insomniac-arrest: some-in-a-million: insomniac-arrest: if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah What does this mean :(
anais-ninja-bitch:noooo, don’t be mortified by the ordeal of being known…you’re so loveable lol
penny-anna:the problem w making up OCs is before you can get the rewards of shitposting about them you must first submit yourself to the mortifying ordeal of explaining who they are.
weatheredlaw:theglowpt2-deactivated20200101:the mortifying ordeal of being earnest the importance of being known
nedsseveredhead:Thank you for engaging in the mortifying ordeal of being known so that I may partake in the euphoric experience of knowing you.
ultroid2068:prole-log:In 1844 Marx described you at work in 2021:“feels miserable and not happy, does not develop free mental and physical energy, but mortifies their flesh and ruins their mind. Hence the worker feels themself only when he is not
sicknymphet: Dear young females, if a man ever interrupts you say “excuse me I wasn’t finished.” and finish ur statement. The looks u get and his mortified reaction will make u unstoppable. demand respect.
pinkdementors:it sure is fun being private and closed off but just once or twice i would like to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known without it being such a mortifying fucking ordeal
diarygirls:it sure is fun being private and closed off but just once or twice i would like to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known without it being such a mortifying fucking ordeal
theladyjanedoe: kurious17: boba-fettuccine: the witcher really is just geralt submitting himself to the mortifying ordeal of being known while simultaneously experiencing the mortifying ordeal of knowing jaskier @avidlylearning And falling in
This is like a huge potential fear, going both ways 😂
Oh and I was working out in these black worn out leggings and like I have a habit of pulling them up but I got in position for hip thrusts with a barbell & my coochie print was just out there for the word to see 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
