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“I made you some shoes.”
“Let’s talk about the birds and the Bee Gees.”
“You’re so hot, you’re gonna burn the heart out of me.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea with me?”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I put the ‘wood’ in 'Westwood.’”
“I baked you a gingerbread cookie. Sorry it’s burnt.”
The best of Jim Moriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Great Game references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of fandom crack references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of A Scandal in Belgravia references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of The Reichenbach Fall references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“If I met you at work, I’d totally leave my number under a dish.”
“There’s no charge to ride me.” Based on a suggestion by tophatsandfedoras, who wanted cab-driving Moriarty.
“The flirting’s not over. I could never have enough of you.”
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you like to get tangled up in my web?”
“Honey, you should see me in a crown… and nothing else.”
“I’m what people DO!”
“Will you be my live-in normal?”
“Wanna know how I suddenly became Mr. Sex?”
“I have an app that can steal anything… including your heart.”
“Let’s meet at the rooftop instead of the pool. You’ve got to admit that’s sexier.”
“I don’t care if you boast a lot– I’ll still tell you bedtime stories.”
“I would wait a year and a half just to serenade you with my Bee Gees ringtone.”
The best of miscellaneous episode references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you were my day to die, I could never get a better offer.”
“If Moriarty was about to murder you, I would give him a call.”
“I’m not your type? Don’t worry– I’m sooooo changeable.”
The best of Moriarty’s disguises (Jim from IT and Richard Brook), from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Instead of jumping off of Bart’s, how about jumping into my bed?”
“When I said I wanted to ‘get’ you, I meant in bed.”
“Sherlock and Moriarty aren’t the only ones I have a theory about.”
“I would come back from the dead and hijack a bunch of TVs just because you missed me.”
“You don’t need to use your mind palace to see me in a straight jacket.”
“Let’s throw a dummy off a roof, fake our deaths, and make out.”
“You always feel love, but you don’t have to fear it.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Do you want to see some More-iarty of me?”
“Are you a fire extinguisher? Because I want to dance and break into the crown jewels with you.”
“My anaconda don’t want none unless you got guns, hun.”
“I would love you even if you canonically did not exist yet.”
“I.O.U. a fall… into my bed.”
“Forget Andrew West’s missile plans… The real missile is the one in my pants.”
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The top 10 pick-up lines of 2014. Happy new year from bbcsherlockpickuplines!
“You’re the missing piece to my puzzle… and I’m not talking about the puzzle Moriarty sent me.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea
“Are you Sebastian Moran? Because I wanna check out your ‘guns.’”
“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only thing I put in my mouth.”
“I can shoot my load better than Sebastian Moran can shoot a gun.â€
The top pick-up lines from every major character who’s appeared in more than one season, (based on number of notes).Thank you guys so much for 50,000 followers!!!!! <3
“Richard Brook may be a lie, but my love for you is real.â€
“I would kick Moriarty over a waterfall for you.â€
“If Moriarty suggested that you and I elope, I would not find it impertinent or offensive.â€
“I must be Moriarty, because I can live without the back of my head easier than I can live without you.â€
The best of The Abominable Bride pick-up lines, based on number of notes.I just realized I never did a photoset for this episode! #FlashbackFriday?
The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number of notes.
