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gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit hahah you’re
sheikofthesheikah: drmatt73: montypla: neo-darth: montypla: sheikofthesheikah: Microsoft and Sony are 99% the serious, stoic types that are focused on professionalism and sleek appearances. And then you have fucking Nintendo. is this company
montypla: agentmlovestacos: Books!
montypla: bestnatesmithever: whitepeoplemadatthings: As soon as the Coca-Cola commercial (where “America the Beautiful” is sung in a variety of languages) ended, I went straight to Twitter and Coca-Cola’s Facebook page. Angry White People did
montypla: dragontatoes: I love watching cr1tikal’s public presence turn from chaotic neutral to chaotic good. The first big sign was donating his funds from Youtube partnership, and now he makes videos about how corrupt textbook prices and police
montypla: tin-can: i am watching masterchef junior and omfg. this kid Gordon has found his heir
montypla: X gon give sound life advice to ya
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montypla: dendropsyche: digg:Twinkle Tush is a very real product you can buy. what if your cat needs to shit. now you’ve got shit on ur ass bling. it looks like a buttplug Ever wanted something to shit on your money?Ladies and gentlemen, I present
montypla: fgunde: Me too little dude. squirtle is gay
montypla: boombangbing: amazon-x: hawkeye vs. deadpool #001 But look at sad Wade. but why is he sad: is no one gonna mention that Kate is dressed as Hawkeye she’s hawkeye dressed as hawkeye
montypla: rottenchicken: This is what I expected but I only got a stupid ponytail instead All I can think of from the first panel is “i guess kirby does eat ass”
montypla: fire-bomber: tiny snakes are the cutest thing
montypla: gigaguess: sexhaver: egaylitarian: m86: the most intense thing i have ever watched What my mental state at any given time *The beginning rhythm starts*Okay that’s petty fast. Impressive.*The REAL fun starts* This stressed me out
montypla: cool-ghoul: Come to think of it, the classic “Robot looking at a schematic in the centerfold like it’s porn” gag is infinitely more fucked up than at face value. It’s a disassembled (oftentimes exploded) diagram of the internal organs
montypla: greathaircut:they said i’d never learn to read…. but they didn’t count on this!!!!!! what the fuck dingo
montypla: chikittyxo: submariet: svartvitkatt-blog: The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world: It’s flightlessIt’s the world’s heaviest parrotIt’s possibly the oldest living bird andIt has a subsonic mating boom that can travel
montypla: shinobody: plushestrumpest: bakafox: thebluestrokes: “So kids, like what your seeing?”“Samantha, I noticed that your “fun-o-meter’ is stuck in the middle. Why is that?“Well the robots are cool, but why aren’t there any girls?”“Why
montypla: miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon: hillbillyinablimp: dreamofserenity626: DIES FROM CUTE otp. this is the start of a goddamn Disney movie
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montypla: mruniversevevo: anothercleverjedimindtrick: dimitrajoy: i still do not understand what possessed so many well-respected actors to do the spy kids movies like did they pay really well? did you want these beautiful, terrible movies to be a
montypla: submariet: VAN EYCK If everyone is squinting and the feet are hidden behind well placed rocks, it’s Liefeld.
montypla: meloromantics: appropriately-inappropriate: audreyvhorne: sttinkerbelle: vmpolung: knowledgeandlove: Photo source Fact check source #and I just don’t feel entitled to someone else’s life’s work. That comment exactly!! It’s not
montypla: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of awkwardly
montypla: valkyria422: thebestoftimesendoftimes: pleasejuststoptalking: don’t be fuckin rude This hurts my soul That last kid in green speaks the damn truth I feel so old right now ALL ARE IGNORANT LITTLE SHITS. EXCEPT FOR THR KID IN GREEN.
montypla: cash-crab: baby sloths taking a bath. highlights include: squeaking, flower-eating oh my god they hang the sloths up to dry
montypla: “Just trim the top and bangs, cut the sid-” “SHORYUKEN”
montypla:overlord-puffin:supreme-leader-stoat: boss-of-the-plains: supreme-leader-stoat: pixie-mask: thespectacularspider-girl: Fun fact, The Questing Beast of Arthurian Legend is the result of people attempting to describe what a giraffe was, then
montypla replied to your post: ctfanon asked:Have you ever playe…Journey to Jaburo is the more standard action game-y sort of one with that redesign of the RX-78-2 they made an MG model of. Federation Vs. Zeon is one based on an arcade game with
montypla replied to your post “Welp y’all got ya SMTxFE. Dunno if it was what you were looking for…”Too bad it doesn’t have any RPGs worth playing besides virtual console ports of SNES stuffyeah I know. What I wouldn’t do to get
montypla replied to your post “Would NSFW2 basically be Futurama’s “UltraPorn”? Are you even old…”I would imagine NSFW 2 being like Super Saiyan 2 for pornBut what would it be like to go beyond even that?
montypla replied to your post “Would any MK babe best Shao Kahn in bed?”I dunno, after seeing how easily Woolie beat Shao Khan by scrubbing his hardest, I kinda doubt how good Shao Khan really isShhhh we don’t take about that. Max, Kenny, and
montypla replied to your video “Still sucks this wasn’t in the NA version”Still sucks that game never came out on a console you’d want to play fighting games on. Especially since it’s still the only thing Alex has appeared in since
montypla replied to your post: anonymous asked:Any chance you ca…Pascal>Fourier thoughI’ll take Fourier over Pascal but only by a little bit. Still I think they work better if you put em together. Pascal doing all the freaky shit and dragging
montypla replied to your post:the universe hates you because you eat papa john’sIt’s that or pizza hut and the one here burns everything lol
montypla replied to your post: mrcaputo asked:Hey are you ready …It’s not a reboot though, and it’s being written by Toriyama himself.Yeah I know Toriyama is behind i and I know it’s not a reboot. I just don’t have a ton of faith it
montypla replied to your post “amplexusfactory replied to your post: Goddamn I love Parasite…”you and i both know she either needs a dick or a dick in the butt. do it.Start small
montypla replied to your video “Goddamn I love Parasite Eve. Still one of my all time faves and I…”I actually kinda enjoyed 3rd Birthday, but I had to totally separate it from being Parasite Eve. On it’s own it’s mostly alright,
montypla replied to your post “gottadiefast replied to your post “gottadiefast replied to your…”clearly you need to do it for everyone out of spite nowNah. those sets are just a special little thank you for all the support. I’d go nuts
montypla replied to your post: dinnersmeal asked:RBG side projec…why aren’t they remaking VIII instead it actually deserves a remakeThat’s my favorite as well but let’s be real FF7 is the money maker. Nostalgia alone is enough to ride straight
montypla replied to your post: mentalishman asked:30 FPS lock on…Rocksteady didn’t actually do the PC port.Glorious janky ass companies doing the port then!
montypla replied to your post “Oh damn I didn’t know there was gonna be a MGS Sniper Wolf Bishoujo…”I want a sexy Solid Snake figure>not wanting a sexy Naked Snake
montypla replied to your post “To anyone trying to apply real life to the buttholes involved in…”some of them seem more Roxy Raye or HotKinkyJo to meFunny thing is pretty much all of the anal stuff those 2 do is a very hard hell nah for me.
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montypla: pangur-and-grim: I cannot bring myself to edit this photo This is like a van Gogh painting
