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monica-geller: get to know me meme: [5/5] tv shows // parks and recreation “we need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. or waffles, friends, work. it doesn’t matter. but work is third.”
monica-geller: are you guys aware that the influx of ‘taylor swift sues people’ jokes have started again bc a radio dj is suing TAYLOR (not the other way around) because he grabbed her ass (aka SEXUALLY ASSAULTED HER) and she reported it and it resulted
monica-geller: i can’t explain how little interest i have in watching tv shows or movies with very few or no female characters like i’m sure the godfather is good and all but you know what else is good? the cheetah girls and it also passes the bechdel
monica-geller:IDK WHO IS MORE FURIOUS: THE GUY WHO WROTE THIS TWEET OR ME, AT MYSELF, FOR LAUGHING AT IT
monica-geller:*adds ‘haha’ at the end of my completely non-funny text message to ensure that the recipient knows i’m a lighthearted, nice person who knows how to have a good time*
kazbrekker: I’m Monica. I’m disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants.
monica-geller: taylor swift gives off that vibe that if she sat down with u for 10 minutes she could just sort out all the problems in your life, tie an extremely neat bow around them, throw them in the trash, then bake a pie
monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which is cool
monica-geller: On January 24 in London, Taylor met two fans inside a store and convinced them to pretend to be her best friends in front of the paparazzi.
monica-geller: “You’ve got me moving enough weed to kill Willie Nelson, man!” – We’re the Millers (2013)
monica-geller: roses are redviolets are bluei miss parks and reci’m dead inside
monica-geller: brooklyn nine-nine was cancelled so i guess it’s time to throw out every tv in the world bc clearly we don’t need them anymore
monica-geller: the worst thing about being australian on this god forsaken website is when it gets to september and everyone from the northern hemisphere is like ‘today i consumed 3 pumpkin spice lattes and picked my halloween costume and had a sexually
monica-geller: why does justin bieber get 203948230482 chances after behaving like an entitled disgusting douchebag repeatedly in public to people like waiters and women in the industry and his OWN FANS but a female pop artist cannot take one single
monica-geller:i swear to you every time i catch up with a friend i haven’t seen in a while it’s always likethem: i got a new job beat my personal best in the new york marathon found a man to plant his seed in me so i can carry a child cured carpal
monica-geller: you know when blank space comes on in public and you think you can just sit there and listen to it like a regular person and it goes pretty well for a while but then it gets to the SCREAMING CRYING PERFECT STORMS part and u start flipping
monica-geller: 12 year old Lea Michele and her mom talking about sex [x] Lea :D
monica-geller: Favourite Celebrity Friendships- Lea Michele and Jonathan Groff “I don’t go a day without talking to Jonathan. I don’t go a day without being in contract with him… Jonathan is really and truly my first and only best friend. And
monica-geller: malikificent: monica-geller: yesterday at target the cashier said ‘your receipt is in the bag’ and i responded with ‘you too’ so i’ve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but i’m slowly coming to terms with it which
monica-geller: “Every story has an end. But in life, every ending is just a new beginning.” - Uptown Girls
monica-geller: Ellen DeGeneres: Perez Hilton is a guy who was saying some nasty things about a lot of celebrities, and he realised he was a bully and he was on our show saying he was going to change. He told one of our producers that basically he started
monica-geller: taylor swift painted a fan a beautiful painting and sent her nearly to pay off her student loans AND sent it through her bodyguard to make sure it got delivered on time and you can’t even text me back
monica-geller: i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end
monica-geller: None of the amazing things that have happened to me in the last ten years would have happened if it wasn’t for you.
monica-geller: IF YOU COME INTO MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DOOR IS CLOSED I CANNOT BEGIN TO IMAGINE WHAT WOULD MOTHERFUCKING POSESS YOU TO LEAVE THE DOOR OPEN WHEN YOU MOTHERFUCKING LEAVE MY MOTHERFUCKING BEDROOM AGAIN LIKE DID SOME
monica-geller: i don’t know how anyone could possibly risk plagiarising on purpose like i am so god damn terrified of accidental plagiarism that every time i submit something on turnitin i can literally feel my individual arm hairs standing on end as
monica-geller: i love the stage in a friendship where you’re comfortable enough to insult each other it’s like a weight is lifted off your chest you know it’s like we’re breaking free we’re soaring flying there’s not a star in heaven that
monica-geller: Phoebe stars in the Smelly Cat music video
monica-geller: Taylor after visiting Ellen’s haunted hallway [x]
monica-geller: PRINCESS DIARIES 2 WAS SUCH A STUPID MOVIE LIKE IN WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE WOULD MIA AND MICHAEL BREAK UP IM SORRY BUT THEIR LOVE IS MEANT TO BE THEY ARE DESTINED FOR EACH OTHER HE WAS SO IN LOVE WITH HER I JUST CAN’T BELIEVE THEY HAD
monica-geller: Walking through New York’s West Village, Jennifer Aniston was stopped in her tracks when she spotted a lady with a tiny dachshund. Bending down to pet the tiny pooch, she took photos on her phone before continuing on her way.
monica-geller: whenever i leave a store without buying anything and i have a bag with me i’m always convinced that the owners will think i’m shoplifting so i try my hardest to wear an expression that says “i am not a shoplifter” but i’m fairly
![monica-geller: get to know me meme: [5/5] tv shows // parks and recreation “we need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, and work. or waffles, friends, work. it doesn’t matter. but work is third.”](https://64.media.tumblr.com/d3aced4b0734e96372d9d2a1b4e0bb88/tumblr_n3pjt1XE7f1qaesnho1_r1_250.png)
![monica-geller: 12 year old Lea Michele and her mom talking about sex [x] Lea :D](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zegjvisf1qaesnho1_250.gif)
![monica-geller: Taylor after visiting Ellen’s haunted hallway [x]](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcf2nqzZfi1qaesnho1_250.gif)
