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controlledeuphoria: jcoleknowsbest: autistic-mom: micdotcom: In one quote, this 10-year-old nailed what’s wrong with police brutality Taye Montgomery, the 10-year-old boy allegedly Maced in the face by a police officer while peacefully protesting
paternal-instinct: Dad’s a pretty stubborn guy. When Mom left, he made it pretty clear who the bitch of the house is now. Whenever he comes home, he pins me to the kitchen counter and presses my face against his crotch. He eventually takes his cock
theofficenerd: niam-ate-nouis: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.”
therighteousmantheangelofthelord: dancing-inthemoonlite: So today my mom went through my phone, and she gave me a straight face and said we needed to talk. And she showed me this text from my friend. And then she tells me that she’d looked up Johnlock
rongasm:My mom just came downstairs wearing a Patriots jersey and she leaped into the kitchen and yelled “WHAT TEAM?” and I instinctively shouted, “WILDCATS!” and I will never forget the look of disappointment on her face for as long as I live.
thekunninglinguist:rectalglitter: you ever wanna look your mom dead in her face and tell her to shut the entire fuck up? Suicide is never the answer
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
lookskindadeadinside: roachpatrol: stophelping: yeahwehadatime: “ The 6-week-old caracal kittens have ventured out with mom for the first time!” (source: The Oregon Zoo) the fuck is this the fuck is that the fuck is you o\x/o their faces
littleivor: I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her awake and
zombiebiologist: shittylifeprotips: SLPT: Confuse those wine snobs by *hearing* the wine so i told my mom about this post before she and my dad went on a trip to napa, and she was delighted to try this out and apparently, when she straight-faced, lifted
jcoleknowsbest: autistic-mom: micdotcom: In one quote, this 10-year-old nailed what’s wrong with police brutality Taye Montgomery, the 10-year-old boy allegedly Maced in the face by a police officer while peacefully protesting with his mother on
ramblingsofastressedgirl: heykarli: My friends mom is 4’9 and her dad is 6’5. Whenever she is mad at him, she grabs a chair to yell in his face. Everytime that happens, he’s laughing too hard for her to stay mad. They say it’s the only way they’ve
thepurpah: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF
drfitzmonster: thefingerfuckingfemalefury: Kermit is 100% of the other Muppets impulse control… kermit is the mom friend that’s why he’s constantly making this face:
tredlocity: tredlocity: Violet actually has more wrinkles than her mom. Either Helen’s power keeps her face looking young or Violet has severe stress issues. Some are reblogging this saying “Uhh she can stretch so jokes on you” and I’m like
likeahyena: virginiaisforhaters: chris fleming plays a middle-aged bougie suburban mom so perfectly that finding out that he is only 32 is such a slap in the face. i am shooketh. where did this wisdom come from. who hurt you massachusetts hurt him
sleepsleepnotwoke:miniangel:anyone wanna participate in lesbianics Fellas is it gay to have sex with a woman?
anastacialy:folieadeuxsday:my mom is helping me job hunt and when i told her my dream job is to sit in one place and sort stuff by color all day she made a really disgusted face and said “you want to work on a fucking assembly line?” like yeahnot
ojiisanholic: facingthewaves: “I want to speak to a manager,” the middle-aged woman said in her stern I-used-to-be-a-soccer-mom-ten-years-ago voice, looking down at me over the top of her Gucci reading glasses. A wicked grin split across my face
eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head. SO OF COURSE MY
skvvalker: littleivor: I suffered from really bad chronic nosebleeds when I was a kid and one time i had one so bad it covered my face and chest and shirt. i mean it was everywhere i looked like i’d just eaten someone. so i go to my mom and tap her
briannathestrange: cgi moms & princesses + face touching {x}
slaycinder: ~Aqua~ (Kingdom Hearts) I haven’t sketched in many moons so have a lovely water mom <3 Experimenting with gradient overlays–maybe something more directional next time? I feel like the focus is drawn away from her perfect angel face.
weirdlyghostly: eunnieboo: so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okay but then that is my dad with a pigeon on his head.
youareanobject: (mau5icorn:mouseclaw-dollface:there-is-no-box:nuggetsbecrispy:aviatorshadesarecool:cumberqueen:trainwreckreation:) lemon-sprinkles: I cannot get over Achilles’ face in this painting. Holy shit. He’s totally like: “Oh god, mom,
black-moms-give-ass: Fucks her mommas ass and then cums on the daughter’s face - hell of a lucky bastard if you ask me
incestmotherfucker: when my mom was asleep, i went in her room and left a present on her face for when she wakes up
the-vashta-nerada: I’ve got some kind of allergic reaction going on and my face is breaking out in a bad rash and my mom is freaking out and wants to take me to the ER and my dad was like “let’s not make any rash decisions” and we high fived
rhimagination: callmeoutis: bigeisamazing: if you calling someone out for being a bigot on the internet but won’t call your parents out for the same thing you fake the last time i called my mom a homophobe she slapped me in the face and i’m still
cheekydickwaffle: We just wanted to see mom’s face again… see her smile…
eunnieboo:so a few days ago i sat down for dinner and my mom handed me the camera with a strange look on her face. all she said was “you need to see this” and i was like ?? okaybut thenthat is my dad with a pigeon on his head.SO OF COURSE MY REACTION
