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artist-in-space: do you ever just wonder why does a wonderful man like this existthank you world Because my mom and dad tried NOT to have a baby and I was all like:“HELLO EVERYBODY MY NAME IS MARKIPLIER AND WELCOME TO IM BEING BORN ANYWAY FUCKOS&r
squeakykins: iggyroselia: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will
a-family-man:look what baby sister got. you can come come upstairs and get a closer look if you promise not to tell mom and dad When lil sis sends this to me, before I read it all, Im in her room!!
lovemysis-88: lot of cum, little brother.. luckilly im on birth control, or im sure that we had lot of things to explain to mom and dad
strawberry-taffy: “mom…dad…im sehun biased” “dammit the bible said adam and eve not adam and rainbow weave”
Gdjdkdksnwnbdrjkggk gahhh so im really lit with my mom and just not sober and my dad called to me be like “Hey call this food place and order food”…And I have anxiety already about that and being not in the right mind I was like didnfkd oh
poupage: silentstephi: boychic: fiona, warden alistair and kieran can be in skyhold at the same time and kieran doesn’t know alistair is his dad and alistair doesn’t know fiona is his mom and im not crying i just have a little dragon age in my
rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine
sofasofia: merrychristo: merrychristo: mom… dad… im batman wait
raphhaels:okay i’m curious bc my parents were relatively young having me but idk what age difference is “normal” between parents and kids as i’ve met people with plenty of variations. so if you want, reblog this and tag (don’t comment) how
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro im in my room waiting for you, this time try not waking mom and dad up!! x
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro im so horny, i need you to come and fuck me! mom and dad are home though so im waiting in your car, hurry x
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro ever since mom and dad died, we have become so close, and i actually get jealous when you go out with other girls, i hate seeing me little brother caring for girls, im the only girl i want you to take care of! so from now
ok so earlier i asked my mom what race my dad was since i knew she wouldnt answer if i asked her about herself and she was like “white whats not white about him” but my dad is dark skinned with curly black hair and not whitepassing at all there is
I just got home and my dads car was gone. I went in the house and my mm and adad are gone and no ones home and every light is treuned on and my mom has been really sick the past two days and now Im trying not to panic cause im about to freak out and i
em1ree: im laughign because apparently when i was born, my mom was just like “oh my water broke okay hold up lemme call the doctor” and she called the doctor and the doctor was like omg COME IN NOW YOUR HAVING A BABY and then my mom and dad were
im-an-artist-baby: allbecauseoftheboys: Dear Mom and Dad, This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you
binfuereuchda: jimmy-incest-stories: While mom and dad are out at a dinner party I fucked my little sisters virgin ass hole and came in it.. wo bleibst du komm fick mich im Arsch…………………….
nofriendsnoproblem: dirtyalec: mom……. dad…. im skrillex aw hell no the bible said Adam and eve not adam and bOOMhciamdjBosijboomboomSCREEEeeeEE
50shadesofsolkat: skrillidex: mom, dad, im roosterteeth the bible said adam and eve not adam and swiss fucking cheese
lovemysis-88: mom and dad are out, and becouse im the bigger one im the one who rules now.. take off your clothes little brother, rule number one is no clothes allowed!
lovemysis-88: so, do you use this cave for stay naked, brother? thats why you asked mom and dad to make it builded.. well, can i join you, right? im gonna keep your secret, if you keep secret another thing..
bear-butts: rainbow-ashe: theanti90smovement: mom dad im in love with a robot the bible says adam and eve not florence and the machine no you misread it says adam and eva
sex-in-the-family: txt: bro im in the bathroom, whilst mom and dad is out, come and fuck me quick! i wanna try anal so bad bro, hurry x
shinebrightlikeanidjit: asgardianarmy: supernaturalarsenal: broken—-crown: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: mrscarstairs: Well, I decided to give this a shot too. The Men of Tumblr, according to my Mom and Dad IM CRY JENSEN IS THE UGLY OF THE TWO??????
spotthepigeon: nepeter: mom, dad… im a hotel mario youtube poop from 2007 Son, the Bible says Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and AdadADAdadam and lotsa spaghetteve.
apupy: fuck you mom and dad and your rules im moving out *shuffles away*
sweetncthings: hexygen: which are u: wine mom, beer dad, or vodka aunt im an orange juice grandma
exitwound:There’s rice that becomes stronger and more beautiful after a day in the fridge and a fry and there’s rice that won’t make it at all
parkingstrange: retiredjesus: gay dude: mom… dad… im homo. dad:..srs? im attacking you. gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now jesus is time you retire for reals
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
lovemysis-88–2: ehy bro, since mom and dad are out until the next week, what if we swim naked? cmon, dont be shy! im sure youre big down there.. my friends said it to me!
lovemysis-88–2: ehy bro, since were gonna stay there, together, without mom and dad.. what if we stay naked the whole time? im already nude, just strip off.. and dont worry if you get hard, i get horny fast..
sorry-mom-and-dad-im-lesbian:
My parents just told me about this time when I was three that I went in their room when they were out and found my dad’s porn magazines under the bed. They came home and I was sitting on the floor surrounded by fifty something magazines all open
lovemysis-88: cmon brother, mom and dad are out until evening, we have the house all for us.. but im pretty sure this bed is enough..
retiredjesus: gay dude: mom… dad… im homo. dad:..srs? im attacking you. gay dude: i CAME OUT to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now
mrs106andpark: “You will have the world and more. Your my ace your my lil Patna in crime. You are me. You have something i always wanted. A mom and dad to be there, unlike some kids your parents are young and fly wit it though haha.. Love you im
today is super slushy and gross but my mom had an interview today and darfin had an interview and my dad had surgery and tomorrow my brothers birthday!! also I saw my therapist person today who was super proud of me and weighed me which I hate and then
so im still doing really bad health wise and its starting to get scary, im still bleeding a lot but my dad is just yelling at my mom and refusing to take me to the doctor or hospital or anything plus we’re broke lays down here
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i know i havent been on in a couple days sorry. just a lot of shit is going on right now like the fact that im staying with my bff for a week and then moving back in with my dad in NC to finish HS. finally fed up with my mom and her shit. im phone less
