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“You can see any body in this morgue. Especially mine!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Is that a riding crop under your coat, or are you just happy to see me?”
“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you catch my drift.” Submitted by andyouwere-barelyholdingon.
“Will you be my division?”
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can change your mind.”
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide assistant.”
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers and analyzing dirt!”
“You had me at ‘How fresh?’” Submitted by mykittyisbeautiful.
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your real body?”
“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your face.’ Want me to prove it?” Submitted by anonymous.
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned out to be a gay, consulting criminal.”
“Forget the lipstick-matching present– let’s unwrap you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to introduce you to my pussy– and I’m not talking about Toby.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
The best of Molly Hooper, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“You make me so stiff, Molly mistook me for one of her cadavers.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”
“Irene Adler shouldn’t be the only one you recognize from ‘not her face.’”
“Me and the wife were all sorted… until I saw you in that dress.” Submitted by wilderebellion.
“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with photo) by sherlockholmes1.
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
The cheesiest of the cheesy, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“Want to be my crush’s look-alike?” Submitted by letsrevitup.
“I like you more than Howard Shilcott likes trains.”
“I’ll let you kiss me if you crash through a window and ruffle your hair first.”
“Hey, I faked my death too… When do I get to crash through a window and make out with you?”
“My detective skills aren’t the only gifts I was born with.”
“I love you for your brain, and I’m not referring to Helen Louise.”
“The lack of a ring when you slapped me isn’t the only reason I’m glad your engagement’s over.”
“Let’s have quite a lot of sex.”
“Are you Helen Louise? Because I’m going to make you lose your mind.”
The best of The Empty Hearse, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until you see me in the bedroom.”
“I’d let you stay in my bedroom even if you didn’t need the space.”
“I would love you even if you made post-mortem jokes about my hip.”
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You could make me feel alive even if I were one of Molly’s cadavers.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted by madspades.
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“So… I heard you like people who wear long coats, fling themselves through windows, and fake their deaths.”
“I would date a sociopath just to make you wonder if it was serious.”
“May I twist and diffuse your hair?”
“I would love you even if you stabbed my hand with a fork.”
“Will you have coffee with me if I refresh my lipstick a bit?”
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’… I hope you didn’t mean the drug.â€
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly Hooper, and twenty-five at most tramps.â€
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas party.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“Is your name Hooper? Because you’d be the most beautiful woman in the room even if you had a mustache.â€
Tag yourself; I’m Molly.Sorry this one’s more fluffy than funny. And Mom, if you’re reading this, sorry I can’t be there to spend the day with you! <3
Louise Brealey (aka Molly Hooper) - Delicious (2013)
tatsubaki: doctah-watson: merlinemryss: #Molly Hooper: proof you don’t have to be physically strong to be a total fucking badass Dumped the most dangerous criminal in London. Molly Hooper you’re a fucking legend. Molly Hooper for all the awards
molly no you went to med school molly what are you doing (i needed another sherlock charm to fill out the order when i buy more; i was gonna give molly some cool autopsy shit but… toby…)
misshoopers: barlowmiranda: S: You didn't need to come in, Molly.M: That's okay. Everyone else was busy with... Christmas. Molly Hooper colours (& some funny moments/quotes)
shantasies: reichenfeels: #ugh molly #this isn’t how jawn makes it #jawn adds love molly #god #jawn adds love molly #god
victory-candescence: reasons why you cannot even come near me right now: MOLLY HOOPER the fact that Molly is Sherlock’s medical knowledge mind palace avatar the fact that she fuckin’ hauled off and SLAPPED HIM THREE TIMES and then DEMANDED HE APOLOGIZE
frostymycroft: Molly Hooper. Painted in Photoshop CS6.
freckledtrekkie: sherlollysmooch: And here we see Molly Hooper making Sherlock Holmes apologize with a single look. #if you think Sherlock is in charge of this operation #let me direct you to Molly Hooper
