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“Minds aren’t the only thing I’m good at fucking.”
The top 10 posts of all time (based on number of notes). Happy Valentine’s Day, Tumblr! <3 ~ With love, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines
“Yes, I said that the laptop was in THE bedroom. No, that wasn’t a typo.”
The best of breaking the fourth wall, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“I’d wait for you even if you kept me as long as Mofftiss kept the Sherlockians.”
The best of The Blind Banker references, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up lines with the most notes from whatever category I’m spotlighting are the ones that get put in the photoset. But today’s my birthday so SCREW THAT, I’M JUST POSTING MY FAVOR
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froggyphevoli: I made a thing because of the thing.
God dammit… First Moffat, and now Amanda… I was afraid she’d get hate after the beautiful way she stood up for him. I am so sad right now.
“Baby got #221back.”
In honor of reaching 20,000 followers, I present the top ten pick-up lines of all time, based on number of notes. [Reuploaded version of this.]
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my dick.”
Pick-up lines involving lyrics, song titles, or bands – from bbcsherlockpickuplines.
“You don’t need to pay £2,995 to be my V.I.P.”
“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock character has faked their death.â€
“I’ve not been murdered yet, but I’ll die if you don’t love me back.â€
“I’ve waited for you longer than the fandom has waited for Sebastian Moran.â€
“Deciding whether Lady Smallwood’s first name should be Elizabeth or Alicia is hard, but not as hard as my cock.”
generic-steven-moffat-fan: The creations Minecraft sculptures made by Mark and Wade in the charity livestreams
Moffat gets it...
TOMORROW!!!!! doctorwho: Exclusive World Premiere Doctor Who ‘Motion Comic’ to accompany Saturday’s premiere of “Let’s Kill Hitler” on BBC America. “Doctor Who” executive producer and showrunner Steven Moffat, who, along with the episode’s
colonelmagpie: nudityandnerdery: berenzero: gjurich: doctorwho: Steven Moffat on Doctor Who regenerations: Go back and count again – there’s something you’ve missed | Radio Times Steven Moffat — speaking at a Radio Times-sponsored event
montypla: magicaltypeyhands: karuna-is-sherlocked: live-without-the-sunlight: If Steven Moffat gets a hold of this… This would be the best Doctor Who episode ever. I’m going to send this to Moffat on Twitter.
undercover-moffat: undercover-moffat: undercover-moffat: undercover-moffat: here’s to all 50 of my unfinished fics here’s to all 38 of my unwritten prompts here’s to the 3 fics that i just started here’s to all 4815162342 ideas that i
offbeatorbit: vaginapillow: macklemore thinks he saved gay ppl, moffat thinks he saved science fiction, and john green thinks he saved the ya genre #the ego of the white man: a documentary [X]
ms-missingyou: rosityler: #this dialogue was like watching steven moffat give himself a blow job
Sorry but I need to rant
It's not an episode of a Moffat show
Moffat cackles gleefully
who-lligan: harrenholler: “There’s this issue you’re not allowed to discuss: that women are needy. Men can go for longer, more happily, without women. That’s the truth. We don’t, as little boys, play at being married - we try to avoid
wibblywobblytimeywimeythingy: flyingthetardistosunnydale: BBC NOT IMPRESSED WITH MOFFAT’S DESTRUCTION OF WHO HISTORY fucknomoffat: petewentzprincessxo: belongs-in-britain: BBC producers are questioning whether executive producer Steven Moffat has
superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: mattsmjth: lumos5001: Capaldi, 55, will star in two series of six episodes each before waving goodbye to the Timelord - or signing a new deal depending on how popular he has been. Moffat, 51, confirmed that the former
who-lligan: wintermoth: claravoyant: robotmango: i love ten, and if moffat fucks with his character i will be sad and disappointed and i will heave a mighty shrug and a sigh but if moffat fucks with rose tyler i am going to saw off part of an iceberg
loremipsumfandom: fauxkaren: quantumblog: trying-to-resonate-concrete: Dear STFU-Moffat and associates, From now on, I insist you describe Steven Moffat as “Emmy-award winning writer Steven Moffat.” Just to make sure you’re being fair. Emmy-award
moffat-is-voldemort: finchfaced: acciobeautifulhorcruxes: after the Battle of Hogwarts, everyone finally understood what was pulling those school carriages at the beginning of each year. you know what FUCK YOU THAT’S WHAT NO
boldlygoaway: imadoctornotablog: ladymcchekov: jimmythesaviorhoward: i-never-said-he-was-the-doctor: jamous-the-pink-heretic: breathing-of-the-little-stars: mccoysbone: When people compare Moffat to Satan When people compare Moffat to God
gallifrey-feels: just-a-woman-from-gallifrey: cracked: The Weeping Angels aren’t half as creepy as The Screaming Mummies. #CrackedClassic The 7 Most Terrifying Archaeological Discoveries Someone call Moffat. NO ONE EVER CALL MOFFAT
moffating: bittenbyscarlett: “There are definitely many strong women [in Marvel movies], but it will be exciting when there is a central female character, which I think is coming — I have heard is coming.”-Natalie Portman (+) #literally
tealeavesdogears: Steven Moffat Doesn’t Understand Grief, and It’s Killing Doctor Who There’s a popular joke I’ve seen floating around on Tumblr for a while now. It goes like this: “Joss Whedon, Steven Moffat and George R.R. Martin walk into
Moffat, what aren't you telling us?
Break the SILENCE…
abcdefghijordan: Giveaway Time!! - Doctor Who Are you still being mind fucked by Moffat? Well, hopefully this giveaway will ease your headaches! All you have to do is reblog/like this post to be entered. This giveaway includes: “Sonic Vortex” t-shirt
thebraveandmischievous: bilboswaggins: Moffat writes plots, and Davies writes people. Moffat doesn’t even write plots, he just writes stuff happening and then resetting things so they never happened.
#moffat your wholock is showing
doctorwho: dex5m: dex5m: Matt: What do you want to do before you die? You’re nearly there, Mof.Moffat: Ahh, not as near as you are on the script I’m writing here. We should all learn our lessons. DO NOT TRY TO MESS AROUND WITH MOFFAT. From the
louisuperwholocked: reichenfeels: asweettimelordvestite: #moffat’s childhood hero MOFFAT’S CHILDHOOD HERO -______-
assbuttyourargumentisinvalid: ohtentoo: If you’re worried about Moffat fucking up the Twelfth Doctor, just remember: he has already argued with Moffat over the scripts, which shows promise
Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer who snuck up behind you, dropped a bombshell, and then ran away cackling into the night.
cassjaytuck: its-a-duckpond: louisuperwholocked: reichenfeels: asweettimelordvestite: #moffat’s childhood hero MOFFAT’S CHILDHOOD HERO -______- SCREW YOU MOFFAT AND GODISS you know you have a lot to fear when the writer of your favorite
the-perks-of-being-logan-lerman: iamladyloki: last-songieversing: kniteawatson: privateschoolgirl: Evil-ution GODDAMN IT MOFFAT DOES NOT WRITE EVERY EPISODE OF DOCTOR WHO GODDAMN IT MOFFAT WROTE ALL FIVE OF THE EPISODES THAT THESE VILLIANS WERE
genderikari: drunk with power, steven moffat declares that the doctor’s name is “steven moffat”
mybeautifulidiot: #this was ahmazing in 3d #moffat freaking WROTE THE 3D INTO THE PLOT#if you don’t think moffat is the cleverest shit out there in tv script writing then i’m sorry but you’re not paying enough attention
ninjoc: turianboyfriend: burntlikethesun: I’m not having a pop at Elementary, but Benedict is a lot more famous than anybody on their show. - Moffat sirdef: They really need to stop letting Moffat out in public.
midnightbluemoose: everythingthelighttoucheskingdom: sherdoctorwholocked: run-y0uclever-b0y: oooh… oooooooh… OOOOOH!!! *Shakes fist* MOFFAT!!! CURSE YOU MOFFAT.
MATT SMITH’S DOCTOR DESERVED BETTER THAN MOFFAT.AMY POND DESERVED BETTER THAN MOFFAT.RORY DESERVED BETTER THAN MOFFAT.THE 50TH DESERVED BETTER THAN MOFFAT.
penguintim: Behold, the Moffat Stan bingo.